Because of Prank Calling
by: ShinJinIchi23
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Disclaimer/s: I do not own Gakuen Alice!
-Start-
It was Friday night. I was all alone. My parents were out. My brother was sleeping.
What was my point? It was…
I was bored.
And I didn't know what to do.
All I could see was the white walls of our big living room. The television, the DVD player, the aircon etc.
But two things caught my attention.
The telephone and the phone directory.
I repeat, I was bored.
I think that already a pretty good excuse.
So picked up the telephone and decided to call the first number that I saw in the phone directory.
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First number: 8-7000
Other line: "Hello, Jollibee Delivery, how may I help you?"
Me: "I love you."
Other line: *Gasp* *click* *beep* *beep*
Okay, Odd. That didn't go well.
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Next number. 987-6543
Other line: "Permy, I'm sorry that it didn't, forgive me! I'll never steal your lip-gloss again! Just don't break up with me!"
Me: "Sorry, Dai-kun. You had your chance."
Other line: "Who is Dai – "
*click* *beep* *beep*
Permy? I wondered what I've done but didn't really care.
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Next number: 988-8821
Other Line: Ni hao?
Me: Wei, Yang Tian Xi.
Other line: Ni Shi Shei?
Me: Shan Shi and Ka Wa Li.
*Click*
I never really understood Chinese anyway.
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Next: 123-4567
Other line: "This is Ruka Nogi. Can I do anything from you, mam?"
Me: "Yes Nogi-kun. I would like 567 orders of your famous sushi and – "
Other line: "Uh...ma'am? This is an animal shop."
Me: "I know that." *click*
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484-8484.
Other line: "Please hold for the President of the United States."
Me: ". . ."
Other line: "Yes, Katie?"
Me: "Mr. President! Mr. President! Hurry! You've got a meeting in Conference B in about...two minutes!"
Other line: "Right! Thank you, Katie, I forgot that!"
Me: "No problem, Sir, just doin' my job."
*click*
Huh. My, he didn't recognize my English. Looks like I've already excelled to it.
Sweeeet.
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887-8888
Other line: Hi ma'am! This is Anna from KFC, …"
Me: "Hi this is Kentucky Fried Chicken, right? Yes, I'm wondering how big your breasts are."
Other line: "They come in medium and extra large. *silence* What the -"
*Click*
Okay, that was foolish.
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Next One: 345-2344
Other line: "Hello?"
Me: "Yes, is Akira there?"
Other line: "No, I'm sorry you've got the wrong number."
Me: "What? He gave me the wrong number? After all those beautiful nights we spent together!"
Other line: *Gasp* "Natsume! Our engagement is off! You're cheating on me using the name Akira! Rot to hell!"
*click*
Oops. Looks like I've gone a little too far. Ah, never mind.
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454-2545
Other line: "Heelo?"
Me: "Oh...hi...tita..."
Other line: "Ay, bata! Wut arre yu doing, ha? Go cook rice!"
Me: "Okay. Goodbye, tita. Love you."
*click*
Bata? What was that? Uhm. I guess that was enough for now.
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Next day…
I woke up due to ear-bleeding argument outside the house.
"Permy! Who the hell is Dai-kun? !"
"So after stealing my lip gloss you'll accuse me of two-timing? Go to hell Koko! I've planned to forgive you now about the lip gloss but after accusing me like that - We're over!"
"Permy! Wait!"
Uh, oh, it seemed like the one I called last night was my neighbor – Koko. Ouch.
Well, if it was him, everything would be fine. Moving on.
I opened the TV. My eyes almost bulged out of the sockets because of the news. I wished that I couldn't understand English anymore.
"Flash Report: The US President was sent to hospital last night. Witnesses said that he was rushing for a meeting and got tripped and hit his head on the floor. It is said that the responsible for this is the President's Secretary."
"I didn't call Mr. President last night!"
Oh. My. God. I pray for Mr. President's safety. Moving on.
I did my daily routine and went down for breakfast.
I never expected the worst to happen.
But it did.
"Mikan, dear, you've got a phone call."
I picked up the phone and…
Me: "Hello."
Other line: "You are dead for ruining my engagement, Ms. Mikan Sakura."
Uh oh. Was this the guy that his fiancée thought to be Akira? What was his name again?
I tried to recall.
*Gasp* "Natsume! Our engagement is off! You're cheating on me using the name Akira! Rot to hell!"
Uhm. I bet that name was Natsume.
Uh oh. This is bad.
I forgot one thing about some telephones.
Caller ID's.
Looks like I'm doomed now.
I unplugged the telephone from its source.
Oh no! *faints*
I'll never use the telephone again!
Oneshot Ends
-Owari-
A/N: Shin-Jin-Ichi23
Just some random idea. Someone called our phone last night and I answered it. But the other line said that he dialed the wrong number. So that was how this story was born. Is it a failure? *sobs*
This is only an oneshot story, but I've got an idea to make this a multi-chapter fic about Mikan and Natsume. What do you think?