Hey everybody! Sorry for not updating "they made a musical about us" I will soon! But I had to write this in honor of harry potter, JK Rowling's, and Joey Richter's (Ron Weasley from AVPM and AVPS) birthday. So here is goes! Oh and this isn't in order of when it's mentioned so sorry if it's a bit confusing…
Disclaimer: I am no way involved with harry potter, or starkidpotter…I'm just a fan girl who makes pointless stories while I should be writing an essay
What A Very Potter Musical's Rom Weasley has taught me
If Hermione was actually hot then it would be cool for her to study.
Ginny is a racist.
Cedric's that guy, you know, hes big and tall and-
You don't mess with Harry Potter; he defeated the Dark Lord when he was a baby!
As long as Harry and Ron are together, they're gonna kick some ass!
Shlongbottom cannot be the Gryffindor champion!
Snape is just uh EVIL!
..but it's ok to be friends with him
Dumbledore is the most beautiful wizard!
There is only enough room under the cloak for two people…so Hermione can come.
Ron is irritable when he doesn't have a snack and he misses wizards of Waverly place.
It is ok to accept twizzlers from the band
…even though red vines are better
…because really what CANT redvines do?
Red vines are Harry and Ron's favorite snack, aimme man's song, color vine besides green, and way to say red wines in a German accent.
Hermionie looks like a night troll
Malfoy always has an alternative motive.
Malfoy is always full of shit
Every time Ron looks at Hermione he gets these pains in his chest and he just knows it's her fault that Bitch!
…so he's just gonna go curl up in his sock door and sleep for days!
Ron hopes harry and Voldemort live happily ever after…because he is never going to be happy again!
Hermione has ungodly breath
Ron is totally cool with Harry and Ginny being together.
Ron has this stupid little sister!
Heh heh heh harry's alright!
Ron would be a human shield for harry
Ron is bicurious
Ron would rather get a puppy then a book.
Living in a cupboard under some stairs is so cool!
Falling in love, falling in love, falling in love, with Hermione granger could mean danger!
Hermione can't draw.
Marry Jane cares a lot about Spiderman.
Ron's deepest desire is to be in will Wonka's chocolate factory while eating a blueberry turned Hermione
It is over! Umbridge won!
THAT IS A BOSS ZEFRON POSTER!
Even if Hermione liked harry, it would be ok because harry is his best friend.
But if the Horcrux was an Ashley Tisdale poster, Ron couldn't handle it.
Harry's dragon is awesome!
While trying to sit down in a seat that someone else is sitting in it is ok to say "move move move move move move, awesome"
The best of friendships are formed through red vines and running away from a twelve foot vampire.
Happy Birthday again!