A/N: I read this fanfic that was like this but it was about Cirque du Freak. Anyways, it inspired me to make this! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid!

Hello and welcome to the VOCALOID Unit shop, where you may purchase one of our fantastic VOCALOID Units!

Hatsune Miku VOCALOID Unit

Height: 158 cm (5'3")

Weight: 42 kg (92.4 lbs)

Sex: Female

Includes:

-2 sets of original VOCALOID clothes (additional clothes sold separately)

-1 microphone

-1 headset

-a crate of leeks

Features:

Your Hatsune Miku VOCALOID Unit includes one of the following songs:

-Love is War

-World is Mine

-Melt

Other songs sold separately

Your Hatsune Miku VOCALOID Unit also has feelings, so be sure to treat it well or else it will leave you!

Compatible Programs: (sold separately)

-YURI program: This mode allows you to choose the partner and set the rating to either mild shoujo ai or hardcore yuri. Sex toys sold separately. Only to be used between female VOCALOID Units. NEW SEME/UKE mode!

-MAGNET program: This mode allows you to choose partner. You may also choose for your VOCALOID Units to sing A-lines or B-lines. MAGNET headphones sold separately.

-CARAMELLDANSEN program: If you know this song, you should know what this does.

There are many other programs available that aren't listed.

Outfits:

-World is Mine: includes dress, shorts, knee-high socks, and hairclips

-Love is War: includes megaphone

-Magnet (Hatsune Miku edition): includes one butterfly headset, dress, hat, and shoes

-Romeo & Cinderella: includes pink cami and panties

-Dark Woods Circus: includes ripped dress and deformed legs

There are many other outfits available that aren't listed.

FAQs:

Q: My Hatsune Miku can't sing. What's wrong with her?

A: She may have been a dysfunctional unit. You may return her if you like.

Q: My Hatsune Miku doesn't come with any songs.

A: Sucks to be you.

Q: I opened my Hatsune Miku in front of my Megurine Luka and they're making out. I didn't even buy the YURI program.

A: You may have two dysfunctional YURI VOCALOIDS. You may return them, or keep them if you like. Pervert.

Q: Can I have sex with my Hatsune Miku?

A: WTF? NO! Haven't you read Chobits? That'll just reset her! What did you think this VOCALOID was? A sex toy?

Q: My mom took all of the leeks from my Hatsune Miku Unit and now she's chasing her (mom) with a kitchen knife! What do I do?

A: Call the police? You should read the warning label. It says "DO NOT TAKE HATSUNE MIKU'S LEEKS!" Anything that happens because of that is not our problem.

A/N: I want one of these! It would be so cool to have Len and Mikuo with a YAOI program! xD

I take suggestions for Vocaloids. Only ones listed on the Vocaloid Wikia. If it doesn't have enough info, I won't do it.

Also, if you have any ideas for program or outfits, I may do them.

Ciaosuu~! x3