Chapter 3 - Voldemort

"Hello and welcome to our very last episode of Prank Patrol:The Fred and George way because we need to sell our camera to pay for a new TV we have to buy because we gave Filch some sugar that turned him hyper and gave him a chainsaw" said George sadly.

"And I think you can guess what happens next" said Fred.

"Well anyway today we will be getting a friend of ours to call Voldemort, yes Voldemort AKA You-Know-Who, He-who-must-not-be-named, the dark lord, Voldy"

Voldemort was at his home watching 'Flog It' on the TV when he got a phone call.

"Hello"

"Hello, Darth Vader here"

"Um hello, what do you want?"

"Ive been told that you are the Dark Lord am I right?"

"yes that's me"

"NO NO NO Do you wear a mask?"

"um no I don't"

"Do you have a Long Black cape?""no"

"then you are not fit to call yourself the Dark Lord"

"but I have killed many people"

"that doesn't make you a villain, you have to have the right dress sense"

"umm ok Whatever you say"

"Good Day my Good person"

BEEP

"That was scary" Voldy goes and hides for cover under his dining table while cuddling his own Build-A-Bear.

Back at the Studio

"He has a Build-A-Bear isn't it cute?" Said Fred staring at the screen.

"no Fred its not cute its weird" Said George staring at the screen in disgust.

"Well I am leaving now goodbye" Fred stands up and starts to walk to the door.

"Fred where are you going?"

"The Sea Life Centre"

"Cool im coming too"