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1. Do not give Naruto ramen
2. Do not take Naruto's ramen
3. Do not do basically anything that has to do with Naruto and ramen.
4. Do not call Naruto 'Foxy'
5. Do not call Sasuke 'Bird butt' or 'SasUKE'
6. Do not call Sakura 'Pinky'
7. Disregard last note
8. Do not tell Kakashi Tobi is Obito (He's not)
9. Do not tell Deidara Tobi is an Uchiha (He is, but c'mon thats just mean)
10. Do not tell Tobi he is a bad boy
11. Do not ask Sasori if he'll be your sex puppet
12. We all know he's Deidara's
13. It dosn't matter if he denies it
14. Do not chop off Hidans head, hold it up in the air and say "To be, or not to be"
15. Not even if Kakuzu pays you
16. It dosn't matter how much he -WOW THATS ALLOT OF ZEROS
17. Disregard that preform number 14
18. Do not make Sakura and Ino kiss like Naruto and Sasuke did in eppisode 3
19. Or take pictures/videos of said kiss
20. Do not refer to Kankuro as 'kitty'
21. Kiba is not a 'cute puppy'
22. And I will not ask if i can 'take him home' or 'keep him'
23. Not even if he wants to go
24. Kabuto is not a pokemon
25. Sasuke is not Harry potter
26. Orochimaru is not Lord Voldemort
27. He's his second cosin
28. Sasori, Deidara and Tobi are not having a threesome
29. I will not ask to join said threesome
30. I will not water Zetzu
31. I will not call Gaara 'Mr Sandman'
32. Shikamaru is not a pimp
33. Just kidding
34. But Temari is not his bitch
35. Neji is
36. I will not give Sasuke fangirls a tour of his house
37. Nor will I give them the keys to his house
38. Or his adress
39. I will not question Itachi's gender
40. I will not question Neji's gender
41. Nor will I question Haku or Deidara's gender
42. Cause there girls
43. If they deny it tell them to prove it
44. When they do try not to pass out
45. Deidara is not Ino's long lost brouther
46. Or sister
47. He's her cosin
48. When Naruto finds Sasuke again I will not play "Baby one more time"
49. I will not ask Deidara if he uses his hand mouths to pleasure
50. Nor will I sugest such things
51. I will not ask Kisame or/and Itachi if they went at it for 72hrs
52. I will not ask Itachi if he can 'go at it' for 72hrs
53. He can, now stop asking
54. I will not point to Neji's curse mark and yell "Nazi"
55. Neji is not a nazi
's curse mark is not Orochimaru's hickie
57. And I will stop reffering to it as such
58. I will not call Orochimaru 'Snakey'
59. Ten-Ten is not pregnate with Neji's child
60. It's Lee's
61. Didn't see that coming did ya?
62. Deidara is not Barbie
63. Tobi is not Ken
64. Hidan is not Shikamaru's fuck buddy
65. He's Kakuzu's
66. Hidan did not get tenticle raped
67. 'Cause it's not rape if you like it
68. And trust me he likes it
69. Alot
70. I will not cover Sasuke in glitter to make him sparkle
71. Sasuke is not a vampire
72. Vanpire's DON'T sparkle
73. And they never will
74. I will not ask Kisame if he's half shark
75. Nor will I chalange him to prove it
76. But if I do I will take pictures
77. I will not put Naruto on a leash and give him to Sasuke for his birthday
78. I will not ask if Kiba dose it 'doggy style'
79. When I see Kiba I will not play 'Who Let The Dogs Out'
80. Nor will I play 'Jaws' when i see Kisame
81. But I will play 'Pop Goes The Weasel' when I see Itachi
82. I will not introduce Sakura to Karin
83. In a small room
84. With no way out
85. Nor will I lock said room
86. Or put a spy cam in said room
87. Nor will I take pictures/videos with said cam
88. Or put them on Youtube
89. I will not read SasuNaru fanfiction to Naruto or Sasuke
90. Or Sasuke
91. Or any of his fangirls
92. I will not introduce ANY Naruto Charaters to the Internet
93. Especially not Jirya
94. 'Cause we all know the Internet is for porn
95. Pein is not Naruto's father
96. Tsunade is not my 'Sexy Mama'
97. I will not refer to Chakera as 'The Force'
98. When Naruto goes Kubi I will not play 'Animal I Have Become'
99. Nor will I do this when Kiba battels
100. I will not refer to Orochimaru, Lord Voldemort and Michel Jackson as the 'Pedo Squad'
101. I will not give any Naruto charaters this or tell them where the author lives
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