Disclaimer: Don't own Azumanga Daioh, Kaorin, Sakaki, etc. Please don't sue. This was done just for fun and for entertainment purposes only. That said, please enjoy.

Azu-Diary

By Ashura05

Month One-April

Kaorin, Sunday, March 31, 2002

OMG, today was just…wow, my heart won't stop beating. I am writing this after I managed to carry all my luggage into my new dorm room, but that's not why my heart is beating like crazy. I just bumped into, guess who? Yes, SAKAKI! I had always hoped we'd go to the same college. And not only is she in the same dorm as me, but our rooms are RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!

She still looks just as beautiful as ever, from her long beautiful hair to her elegant legs lined with the slightest amount of muscle for the wonderful athlete that she is. She even helped me carry my things in! :O We talked a bit, too; it's felt like it's been AGES since I heard her soft, cool voice!

I don't know what I'll do! This dorm has public showers…I'll have to shower naked with Sakaki! I don't know whether to be excited or scared out of my skin! Seeing Sakaki naked…but she might notice me staring, which would make her hate me…oh god, what to do? T_T

One thing was interesting, though. I noticed Sakaki had a cat on her shoulder. Sakaki's always been cool and all, but she looked kind of cute with that cat on her. The cat looks a bit wild, though, so it contrasts her cool image well despite the cuteness.

Sakaki, Sunday, March 31, 2002

Mom says I should keep a diary while I'm at college, so I guess I'll give it a try. The school has a nice atmosphere. It's really relaxing. I can see myself studying quietly in the shadow of the trees…I even noticed a nice spot that even Maya seemed to like. I'm glad my dorm allows cats…I don't want to think of not being without Maya.

My parents insisted I dorm instead of living alone. Although I could find a job for myself, maybe this is for the best after all. One of my roommates is an old classmate, so I at least have someone to talk to, though we hardly ever talked before. She's always seemed nice…I remember her asking me to join the astronomy club back in my Freshman year. I helped her a bit with her luggage, but she seems…intimidated by me. I can't blame her, really. I'm used to it by now, but it's okay. I've got Maya and Chiyo-chan's emails to look forward to.

Kaorin, Monday April 01, 2002

Oh god…soooo much happened today! I feel so tired. ZzZzZz…oh, where was I? Oh yeah, the club recruitment is INSANE! All those clubs….with three/four people in your face shouting their heads off while I'm trying to find the Astronomy Club…and I made it, thank GOD! Not sure I was all in one piece, though. I admit, I did glance at the LGBT club, but…yeah, I'm a coward and I still don't know if I'm totally like that…I just like Sakaki. 3

Speaking of which, the club recruitment was so crazy I didn't even see Sakaki until my last class, which is Biology, btw. Got to get those requirements down! But to my surprise, guess who was in my class? Yup, Sakaki herself! We even sat together! Sakaki seemed happy, too, but I'm not gonna be an idiot and give my hopes up that she actually likes me. I think she might just like having a familiar face or something.

Lucky me she had a break after class. I kinda put all my classes right next to each other, while she spaced hers out. I mean, yeah, it's kind of smart to do that, but I like to finish the day early! But anyway, we got to have lunch TOGETHER! We talked about so much! Like how Sakaki is trying to become a vet! I had no idea! I always thought she'd go for the athletic route! Poor Sakaki, had to turn down all those athletic clubs. I can't imagine the hell she must have gone through. Hehe, Maya tried to grab my sushi! Oh, Maya's Sakaki's pet kitten. Apparently it followed her back home after our vacation in Okinawa. He's really cool looking-perfect for Sakaki!

Both of us have a free day tomorrow, and Sakaki invited me to go jogging with her! I can't wait! My club meets later on that day, so I have a lot to look forward to tomorrow!

Sakaki, Monday April 01, 2002

Today started out with a very suffocating experience. The club recruitment in college is nothing like how it was in high school. I barely even noticed them if it wasn't for Kagura pointing them out for me. Here they threw various fliers in my face until I was unable to breathe. Perhaps if I had brought Maya he could have scared them away.

That's actually what Kaorin suggested. She's in the same Biology class as me and we had a nice lunch together afterwards. Apparently she has one class after another. I thought it would be smart to space mine out. I have a cousin who recently graduated from college and he said that's the best way to do it.

I don't think Kaorin's that intimidated of me, but she does seem somewhat nervous. I tried to be nice during class and lunch, but she didn't really relax until Maya started to play with her. He tried to take a bit out of her sushi and she let him have a bit. I hope Maya likes her.

Kaorin is trying to be an astronomer. She was in the Astronomy Club at school and she's joined this one as well. I think she likes the mystical nature of the cosmos more than the science of it, but I think she's smart enough to accomplish her goal.

I invited her to come jogging with me tomorrow morning. She seemed enthusiastic about it and I'd like to talk with her more so I'm looking forward to tomorrow.

Maya, Monday April 01, 2002

Meow Meow Meow Meeeow Me-oh thank gawd that bitch is finally gone! `Sup dawgs, dis is Maya, the #1 cat on this pathetic campus! You all know it! `Dats, right, I'm talking to YOU, Kami-Neko! Don't think I don't see you over there in that tree, plotting your futile revenge! I beat yo punk ass once, I can do it again! And I was tired from my epic trip back then, biatch! Watch me pwnz you when I'm back at full powah!

But enough about dat loser. I have finally escaped that ponytailed princess' girly home and reunited with my slave human, Sakaki. She seems to have teamed up with this short-haired lesbian chick. She's cute, but the way she was making eyez all over my girl pissed me off, so I made a swipe for her sushi! The wuss gave in and let me have one, which sucked so bad I threw it up while the dumb broads weren't looking and shit all over it. I hope some stupid canine tries to eat it later. Ah crap she's back! Later, homes! RAWR!

Kaorin, Tuesday April 02, 2002

Too tired to write, but I'll do it anyway! This morning I had the most awesome dream about me and Sakaki…I can't remember what it was about because I was woken up…BY SAKAKI! I don't mind waking up from that as long as the real thing is the first thing I get to lay my eyes on! Though I will complain how early it was! But I would gladly get up at 3 in the morning for my beloved Sakaki!

The run was nice. Good to know I'm still in shape, though I know Sakaki can easily run laps around me. Well, I did keep up with her during that one 3-legged race…

Oh, sorry I was daydreaming again. =P OMG we spent almost all day together! We talked about so much and had lunch…it all went by so fast I can't remember it all!

Astronomy club was fun. Stupid boys are still using the "Uranus" joke. If this is what I have to look forward to with boys, I'll gladly say "Yes, I am a lesbian." ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, OSAKA?

Sakaki, Tuesday April 02, 2002

I don't think Kaorin is a morning person. I had to knock six times before she woke up. I didn't mean to embarrass her (she had a bit of a bed-head), but I did say six o' clock the other day. Our jog was nice. She's more athletic than she looks. I can see how she kept up with me during the three-legged race now.

Chiyo-chan emailed me today. Apparently not everyone in America carries guns like we thought, though they really search you on the planes.

Kaorin, Wednesday April 03, 2002

Wow. Today was…interesting. I'm still kind of weirded out by it all, but…GAH! Screw my damn nerves, I'm just gonna write down, blushing and all!

So to start, I go into Astronomy class and lo' and behold, the girl sitting next to me has a rainbow on her shirt with big bold letters, "LGBT." Gee, I wonder if she's a lesbian? =P Well, DUH, of course she is! Now I could have just ignored this but there's been this little bug eating at me for…well, pretty much since I first laid eyes on Sakaki. So I kind of asked her about that LGBT club I glanced at during the first day…

Which led me to attending their meeting that night. T_T Me and my big mouth. Oh, BTW, her name's Yuri…yeah…it's not a nickname…I think. O.O So yeah I go to that meeting and wow awkward. At first at least. Everyone was pretty nice and all. I thought I'd ask something like "how do you tell if you're gay?" But then I realized I don't need to know. I love Sakaki, that's all I know. So I asked "how can you tell if someone else is gay?" You know, besides wearing a bright rainbow shirt with "LGBT" on it and having a slang name for lesbian relationships.

Long story short, I am still confused as hell and unless Sakaki confesses her secret love for me, her sexuality and her feelings for me will remain as they are: unknown.

Sakaki, Tuesday, April 9, 2002

It's relaxing days like these that make me feel happy with what I have. I have a new best friend I spend my free time with and a pet kitten who just adores me. We love to hug and cuddle. Sometimes Maya is just too cool-looking and cute at the same time! Hard to believe he's my cat.

Maya sure is cute playing hide and seek with me. I'd play with him but I really do have to study.

Maya, Tuesday, April 9, 2002

STOP WITH THE FRIGGIN HUGGING ALREADY! Seriously, I know you love me and all but damn human, ENOUGH'S ENOUGH! Don't make me scratch you, because if you squeeze me any harder, I swear for the love of god, I won't hesitate to give you a nice scar on your damn arm! She thinks I'm playing hide and seek, but I'm hiding from her fuckin' bear hugs! Thank god she has to study or I'd be a cat-pancake by now!

Kaorin, Tuesday, April 16, 2002

Seems one of the girls in my Astronomy club is also into Astrology. I'm a Taurus and if I remember correctly Sakaki's bday is in September which makes her a Virgo, so…O.O We match so perfectly! No wonder it was love at first sight! XD I expected Sakaki to be something like a Leo but her personality fits a Virgo when I think about it. I might just get into this Astrology stuff.

Sakaki, Friday April 19, 2002

I've been trying to think of what to get Kaorin for her birthday but I really don't have a clue. I think she likes cool things, but I like cute things so I have no experience in that department. I'm trying to think of things Kagura used to say she wants but I never listened to her anyways. I think she said something about a mountain bike but that's out of my price range and I don't think Kaorin would want one.

Kaorin, Tuesday April 23, 2002

It's my birthday and I can squee if I wanna, squee if I wanna…

Okay let me just get this out of the way. Special thankies to Chihiro for the Twin Spica manga and to I-didn't-know-you-cared-Tomo for the picture of me and Sakaki hugging on graduation I asked her to get me. Now with that being said, the prize for the bestest birthday present ever goes to…

SAKAKI! Like wow, a pendant with matching earrings? OMG I swear I blushed so pink but I didn't care. I don't care if I looked like a sunburnt idiot when I asked her to put it on me, because Sakaki actually put a necklace on me! I could die! I could die!

Oh, the jewelry was a space themed set. You know, planet with the rings for the pendant and matching double-star earrings. I hope she didn't pay too much for them, though she said she found them on sale. OHHH OMG I LOVE IT! I'm so gonna wear them for my Astronomy trip next week!

Sakaki, Tuesday April 23, 2002

I was almost ready to give up on a present when I saw a pair of space-themed jewelry in a store window on sale. I know she likes cool things, but she likes Astronomy so I figured she would like them.

I didn't expect her to be so ecstatic about it. She even asked me to put them on for her. She looked pretty with them on. Maya looked cute too playing with her earrings.

Maya, Tuesday, April 23, 2002

Sup hommies! Maya got to play with some shinies today. My pet Sakaki gave her bud Kaorin a shiny bday present, so of course the top cat had to inspect said shiny for hisself. And I can tell you yes, they is shiny and gets mai seal of approval!

But there was no cake! On someone's birthday? It's a lie, I tell you! The cake is a lie!

Unless….KamiNeko ate it first? I'm onto you, Fuzzball!

Sakaki, Saturday April 27, 2002

My parents asked me to visit them during Golden Week. I'm excited to come visit, but I can't bring Maya with me, so I've asked Kaorin to catsit him while I'm gone. She seems pretty happy with the arrangement and Maya seems happy, so I'm sure I have nothing to worry about. I'm glad I have a friend here I can count on.

Kaorin, Monday April 29, 2002

OMG Sakaki asked me to babysit Maya! Seems her mom's allergic to cats so she can't take her with her when she visits. Luckily my Astronomy Club let me take him with me to our Golden Week camping trip. The stars were so amazing! I wish I could have watched them with Sakaki! It would've been so romantic!

Maya's very well behaved for a wild cat. I think he may even like me! ^_^ I hope so. That's just another point in my favor with Sakaki. =P And it was cute to see him chase the birds away, hehe. I think he really likes being back in the wild. I'm glad he's having fun. I'm really starting to like the lil guy. ^_^

Maya, Monday April 29, 2002

Damn birds! Yeah, you better run! If I EVER see you shitting on the tents again, I'll pluck out all of your dumb feathers and use them as my fucking pillow!

Yesh, I'm back again, peeps! Seems I'll be staying a week with this Kaorin girl while my hommie Sakaki stays with her cat-hating mom. I take back what I said about the chick; Kaorin's pretty alright. She may be sucking up to me by taking me on this awesome camping trip, but I don't give a damn; I'm luving it! Yeah that's right, you heard it straight from the feline's mouth: I'm back in da wild, baby! And Kaorin's letting me roam free as I want, and laughs and encourages my slaughter of da boids shitting all over their tents.

"If you get one we'll cook it for dinner!" YES! She gets it! And she doesn't squeeze me to death or pet me for hours on end! Though she does pet me a little, and it's nice. She seems to appreciate mai coolness and digs my wild side. Kaorin, you iz my new best friend!

A/N: Like it? Hate it? I hope it's not the latter, but please review regardless! Also, special thanks to my beta Andras for his support. Now hurry up and finish your fic, you bum!