i love the ed,edd,and eddy it, but the "sextant" joke got me laughing double D _

"So, what are we doing today?" Olivia asked her friends, "No clue, whats so fricken ever!" Emerald said. "I got an idea!" Becca shot up smiling, "Uh-oh, please me prepaired to self-destruct in the next 5 minutes." Rosetta commented, "Oh shut it rose." Becca said, both girls got over the whole incident that happened 2 days ago, it was now their 3rd day in the BLEACH world, and since the Espada were doing things today, aizen told the girls to try and keep themselves occupied for the entire day. "So what's your idea becca?" Shelly asked, "You think you can get some of those rolling office chairs from szayels lab, shelly?" Becca asked, "I can try, but i might get introuble, and szayel is kinda scary." Shelly said, "Shella gots a point, cupcake is scary; so we have to be careful, lets go get those chairs." Olivia told her friends, they nodded and left the room, to go to szayels lab. When they got there, they looked around until they found the rolling office chairs, and i have to say, szayel, had alot, and i mean alot, "What reason does one person have to own like a bagillion chairs?" Rosetta asked in disbelief, "Hey, its anime, pretty much anything can happen." Olivia said, "Touche." Rosetta said, so after that little coversation, each girl grabbed a chair, and tried to get it out of the room, without knocking something down. "If something gets knocked down, we blame the blue kitty." Emerald said, "I pretty much think szayel has his lab under surveilance, so it's pointless to lie." Becca said, "You ruined my last bit of hope!" Emerald said in fake hurt, "Oh be quiet, at least we're already at the door." Olivia said as she opened the door, then all girls pushed the chair they got and shelly closed the door as she was the last one out.

"So what are we going to do exactly with these chairs?" Shelly asked, "You'll see, just wait." Becca answered, they then came to a empty hall way, but the majority of the hall ways were empty, so it doesnt count. "Ok, rose, shelly, stay here, while me, emerald and olivia go all the way over there." Becca pointed to end of the hall way, "So we're having a race?" Olivia asked, "Exactly." Becca answered, "Prepare to self-destruct in 10...9...8." Rosetta said while chuckling, "Thats not funny rose." Becca said, "You know it is, thats why your smiling." Rosetta replied, "Burn." Emerald commented, the girls all giggled at that, then they got in their places. "On your mark, get set..." Rosetta started, "Wait for it!" she said, emerald, olivia and becca almost went, "...GO!" Rosetta shouted, and they were off. "This is interesting, all we need is an audience to bet on who would win, then this can be a daily thing." Rosetta told shelly, who nodded at the statement. it took emerald, olivia and becca a good 10 minutes to get from one end of the hall way, to the other, and the Hueco Mundo hall ways are long.

"And the winner is...Olivia!" Rosetta yelled, which echoed through the halls, "Nicely done, now its shelly and rose's turn." Becca said, the two girls nodded and went to where their friends were, "On the count of 10." Emerald shouted to then and it also echoed, "1...2...5...7 1/2...8 3/4...10! Go! Go! Go!" Emerald counted, "Your counting sucks!" Rosetta shouted, then both her and shelly were running and then jumping to get on the chairs, rosetta started to spin herself, "Weeeeeee!" she raised her arms up as she was spinning. "This is better than a merry-go-round!" Rosetta said, her friends were laughing as she was spinning. "Only rose would do something like that." Emerald said as becca and olivia nodded at the true statement. "And this rounds winner is...Rosetta!" Emerald yelled and it echoed, rose kept on spinning until she hita wall and fell off her chair. "Rosetta!" her friend ran over to her, shelly jumped off her chair when she saw what happened, they turned rosetta over to check if she was injured, she wasn't then they heard her groan and her eyes opened, all her friends looked at her in worry, "That...was the best experience ever!" Rosetta told them, they sighed in relief, until they hard a voice, "And whats going on here?" all girls looked to see aizen with an amused facial expression, gin with his usual grin, and tousen, yeah, no facial expression there. "We all were entertaining ourselves, so we took 5 of szayels bagillion chairs, and were racing them down the hall way." Emerald explained, "I see, well, i have a surprise for all of you." Aizen said, "Whats the catch?" Rosetta asked as becca and olivia helped her up. "Theres no catch, since all of ya are goin to be stayin' here, we thought you might need somewhere to go to entertain yourselves." Gin said, olivia whispered to rosetta, "He makes it sound like he's taking us to a chip and dales club, like the one in Las Vegas.", "But would you really care if he did?" Rosetta asked, olivia thought for a moment, "Only if Vic Mignogna is there." was her answer, "Though so, and i would definatly go if he took off his shirt ." Rosetta commented, the gang og girls followed aizen, gin and tousen, until they came to a black door, aizen opened it, then turned on the light, the girls all gaspoed and walked in, the room was large, with various game systems, games, there was even a food bar.

They looked around, until..."Pinball!" Rpsetta exclaimed and went to the Adam's family pinball machine, she started playing and began giggling like a maniac, "DDR!" Shelly and olivia ran to the DDR game system, "Dude, Xbox 360." Emerald went tot he xbox and started playing, becca looked around until she saw a game cube. The girls were all playing until gin said, "So ya like this?", the girls looked at him, then nodded and soon they said said together, "Thank you aizen-sama!" and went back to playing what they were playing. "Aw, ain't that cute!" Gin said as he saw a light shade of pink appear on aizen, then he shook it off, "As long as they're occupied, they won;t cause trouble." Aizen said, "Sure, sure, what ever ya say, aizen-sama." Gin made fun of him, as he walked away, tousen and aizen left soon after, leaving the girls in their play room.

Afew hours passed, and the girls were all playing DDR, rosetta was winning by 2,000 points. "I can't believe they have been going at it for almost an hour." Becca started in shock as she saw shelly and rosetta step on the flashing arrow in the base. "Rose is one strange cookie." Emerald commented as she bit into a cookie, "Did you mean to say that while your eating a cookie?" Olivia asked, emerald looked at the cookie she was eating, "I have no idea." Emerald answered, becca chuckled at her friends, until they heard "Winner!", all three looked up to see rosetta's side have the word "Winner!", while shelly's had "Loser." they got off the platform and sat with their friends on the floor, and looked at the ceiling.

"David Bowie or Vic Mignogna?" Olivia asked

"Vic all the way." Emerald answered

"I love me some Vic Mignogna, i want to ask him to marry me if i ever see him at one of the cons, and thats my question, so dont steal it." Rosetta replied (That is my question to Vic, so dont steal it! XP)

"Vic most definatly." Shelly said as she nodded

"I'm a Vic fan-girl, so definatly Vic Mignogna." Becca said

"I'm a Vic fan-girl all the way and proud of it." Olivia said after her friends finished saying their decisions. they all sat in silence then there was a sound of a stomach grumbling. "Well i'm going to find the kitchen, any one want to come?" Becca asked, "I'm in." Rosetta said, "Me three." Shelly said, "I want part of this." Emerald said, they all looked at olivia, "I'm going, because i just know you all will do something stupid." was olivia's answer, "Let us go to le kitchen!" Rose exclaimed as she shouted and pointed in a random direction (i'm going to start calling rosetta rose, because writing rosetta is tooooo long), "Follow the dork that shouts and points in random directions." Becca chuckled, "I know i'm slow, geez, stop stating the obvious." Rose said, her friends laughed as they headed to the kitchen.

The 5 teen girls were walking around for about 30 minutes, until they found the kitchen, "How the hell do they get around here? everything i see is white! white doors, white walls, white ceiling!" Rose said, "Except the floor, its a light brown." Shelly pointed out, rose sighed, "At least we made it to the kitchen, thats an upside." Emerald said, her friends nodded in agreement, then they went into the kitchen, "Its huge!" Becca exclaimed, "No fricken duh captain obvious." Rose said in a bored tone, "No fighting please, lets just get something to eat." Olivia told her friends and thhey searched the cabinets, findinf various food items. "I say ribs." Rose said, "Ribs is fine with me." Olivia said, emerald and becca nodded also, "You know i'm a vegetarian." Shelly pointed out, "Oh yeah, well, you can make your things first shella, because it take awhile for ribs to thaw out the way i like them then cook them, i have to make the sauce first." Rose told her friend who nodded and went into the fridge to get whatever she eats since she is a vegetarian. "I always thought a vegetarian didnt eat veggies." Olivia said, "Same here." Rose, emerald and becca replied. Rose got out the ribs she found in the freezer and set them out, and as shelly was making her meal, the ribs defrosted, rose also made her secret recipe rib sause, that was sweet and tangy and spicy. "I'm done!" Shelly had 3 plates with different foods on each one. "Alright, the ribs are the was i like them, and the sause is done, now i just need a pan and an oven." Rose said, "Will this be a big enough pan?" Becca asked her friend as she held up a pan, "Perfect, no for the oven." Rose replied, "Found it." Emerald pointed to an oven, "Thank you." Rose told her, then put the ribs in the pan then in the oven. "Now we wait til they are well done." so they waited...

-35 minutes later-

"And the ribs are done, the sauce just needs to be put on, im glad i heated the sauce up, so it tasted better." Rose said as they were all talking about clothes, Vic Mignogna, shoes, boys, Vic Mignogna, how they got there, Vic Mignogna, music, bascally they Vic Mignogna was in every conversation, but who can blame them, he's a sexy beast! (those who dont know who Vic Mignogna is, he plays Edward Elric in FullMetal Alchemist, and he is hot, sexy, cute, adorable, and i want to meet him one day, and he definatly is a sexy beast, thats my opinion)

"I just realized something," Emerald said as she and her friends were waiting for their dinner, well, shelly had her dinner already, so she was eating, "What did you jsut realize?" Rose asked as she cut the ribs in equal portions, "i realized Vic Mignogna was in every one of our conversations." Emerald answered, "You know, she's right, but does it actually matter if he was in the conversation, he pretty much has alot of fan-girls to choose from, so we're just basically part of his many fan-girls, i was looking at videos people got of him, at the con's, some chick gave him hair, kind of weird if you ask me." Rose said, "I saw that video too!" Olivia said as she set some cups, plates, forks and knives on the table top, "All he needs now is a fan-girl to give him either their underwear or bra, but when that day comes, i will be there, and laughing my ass off, because a fan-girl had guts, just like the harry potter towel girl." Emerald stated as she got her plate of ribs. The girls all ate in a peaceful silence, until someone came into the room, they looked and saw it was Tesla, Nnoitra's fraccion. "Keep eating and he wont notice us if we're quiet." Becca said to her friends, rose wanted to whack her upside the head. "Are you all the human girls that are staying here?" Tesla asked, they looked at him, olivia and rosecouldn't hold back their squeals, then they glomped him while saying "He's so cute!", tesla blushed by the attention, and didn't make a move to get them off, he liked being hugged, but if his master, Nnoitra saw him, he would most likely get in trouble, "Ok, fan-girl moment over, did you want something?" Rose asked as she fixed her hair, tesla remembered what he was sent for and said, "Lord aizen wishes to meet with all of you in the throne room.", all girls looked at each other, then nodded, "Well, lets clean our dishes then we can leave, so finish up everyone." Olivia said as she drank the last of her iced tea.

They all finished then threw away the remains of what was on their plates, and they cleaned their dished, put everything they used in their proper place, and in exactly 10 minutes the kitchen was clean and sparkly, with the food put away also, then they followed tesla out and to the throne room. the girls were bored, so becca sang a song to pass the time

I know a place where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild,
there must be something in the water
Sipping gin and juice,
laying underneath the palm trees
The boys break their necks
trying to creep a little sneak peek at us

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us,
you'll be falling in love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

The girls shook their hips at the last line, and were giggling, tesla was looking at them from the corner of his eye, since they were in back of him, and all girls were singing "California Girls."

California girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot will melt your popsicle
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
California girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West coast represent, now put your hands up
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

They put their hands up, moved them from side to side as their hips went in the opposite direction of their arms, they were all laughing and smiling now.

Sex on a beach
we don't mind sand in our stilettos
We freak in my jeep,
Snoop Doggy dog on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us,
you'll be falling in love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Toned, tan, fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy
Wild wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones, I mean like she's the one
Kiss her, touch her, squeeze her buns
aaah

The girls a freak, she drives a jeep
The men on the beach,
I'm okay, I won't play, I love the bay
Just like I love LA
Venice Beach and Palm Springs
Summer time is everything

Come on boys, hanging out
All that ass hanging out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis, no weenies
Just to get in betweeny
Katy my lady (yeah)
You looking here baby (uh huh)
I'm all up on you
Cause you're representing California

"That was fun, i forgot how much fun it is to dance and sing-a-long to a song, we definatly need to do that again." Emerald was chuckling as her laughs died down while she was saying this, along with her friends who's laughs died down to chuckles, then they were at the huge doors.

"Dun dun duuuuuuuuun!" Rose and becca said and giggled, tesla had a small smile as he looked at the human girls, now he saw why Nnoitra talked about them when he was training, all were beautiful in their own way, and had lovely voices. Olivia pushed the doors while knocking and saying "Pizza delivery." while smiling. "Did someone spike your ice tea?" Rose asked, "I have no idea." Olivia answered, "I'm surrounded by idiots." Rose muttered as she face palmed her forehead, "You love us either way." Emerald said to rose, who nodded and followed tesla into the room, the espada were sitting in their usual chairs, all girls were infront of aizen. "You needed us aizen...sama?" Becca asked, adding sama in a playful voice, gin chuckled. Aizen shook his head then said, "Yes, i need to talk to you all, you all couldn't of have came here on mere coincidense, and i noticed when you all sang the first time, hollows were frozen where they stood, by what a fraccion told me the night after, so you might all have a power, and you'll be trained to figure out what that power is, understood?" Aizen looked at the girls, they nodded.

So, emerald, olivia, shelly, rose and becca followed the espada they were assigned to. Grimmjow didnt even care about what was happening (no surprise there) he just wanted to fight, but aizen forbid him of doing that, because its jsut obvious, he is an espada, that has a sword, and has other powers, while the 5 teen girls are human. Heres the question:

Espada (unhumanly powers) + Human (no powers)= Sudden Death!

Now all the girls, their assigned espada, aizen, gin and tousen were in the training room, where szayel found them; now since they will all find their powers separatly, this is going to take awhile, so im going to stop here and begin the chapters where each girl finds her power in the training room. TTFN (ta ta for now (X )