A/N: Hey everyone! This is a random idea that just popped into my head. I made the list and decided to put it into a fic! Well here it goes!
Warnings: mention of porn and Wincest.
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural it belongs to Kripke and co.
Dean was bored. Very bored. So bored he was even thinking about helping Sam with research. Almost...
"Hey Sammy can I use your laptop?" Dean asked he figured there would be SOMETHING to do on the internet.
"Fine" said Sam. " I might need it back tho for research once I'm done with this book."
"Cool" said Dean, grabbing the laptop from Sam's bed
"Oh and Dean?"
"Yeah Sam?
"No Porn"
Dean scowled at Sam "Bitch"
"Jerk" Sam said automatically, returning to his book
Dean opened a new window, his fingers hovering over the keyboard.
"What should i search for?" thought Dean "oooh!" His fingers moved swiftly over the keyboard as he typed in "Supernatural" into the Google bar. He might as well read some of what his fans said about him. Chuck's books may be irritating sometimes but the fan sites were fun to look at when he was bored. He scrolled through the sites and clicked on one that said "you know your obsessed with supernatural when..." Dean started to read the list that was on the page:
you know your obsessed with supernatural when...
-you've read every book at least twice.
-you can name any episode if your given the season and episode number
-you have a collection of hundreds of your favorite supernatural quotes
-you read the lore behind every episode
-you have over 450 photos of the characters/ actors/ scenes
-you own every book that has ever come out
-you know the main characters birthdays and you celebrate them
-you read supernatural fanfiction every day and often read till the late hour of 5 am
-your ipod is full of all the music you hear Dean play on the radio because he likes it
-you've adapted the technique of Sam's puppy dog face
-you own a copy of Dean's amulet and wear it every day and refuse to take it off
-you constantly quote Sam, Dean, and everyone else on the show when you see the opportunity
-you ask everyone you meet if they watch supernatural in hopes they watch the show and are just as obsessed as you
-you bore your friends with the summery and quotes from each new episode
-when you get a friend interested in the show you bomb them with videos and articles about the show
-you call Sam and Dean your fictional boyfriends
-you say OMC- a.k.a- Oh My Chuck
-you can't look at pudding with a straight face
-you fantasize about Castiel bringing you to the supernatural world.
-you carry salt with you "just in case"
-you accuse your friends and family of being possessed when they act just a little bit off
-you know more about supernatural than your own family
-you search for every small underlying hint of Wincest you can find
-you call french fries "deep fried crack"
-you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend s/he needs to be more like *insert favorite Supernatural character's name here*
-you realize that every quality on this list applies to you and you realize you either need help or a new obsession but you know you wont get either
Dean just stared at the screen. The fans were even more crazy than he thought. Dean shook his head. He was wondering what to do with his new found information when Sam walked up to him.
"Hey Dean I need my laptop back"
Dean smirked "You need to read this first Sammy"
A/N: Well that's the end! Crappy I know but I just wanted to get this out there. Hoped you liked it! Please Please Please review! You get a cookie if you do! Oh and if you want me to do more with this list let me know!