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Okay I was watching the news this morning and I heard about something and I made it in a small chapter for you to enjoy thanks for supporting me all the way

Another boring meeting that's what America texted on his phone and quickly hid it away, but someone was closely watching him. America quickly looked around ignoring Germany that was in front talking about World's economy or whatsoever and then he lock his sight with Spain. America smiles and goes back to his phone. Spain quickly sits at his side, ignoring Germany as well.

"Hola, how is she?" he whispers close to America's ear, this one jump a little and glared at Spain that smiled. After this America quickly looks back to his phone and reads the message he received a while ago.

"Who?" he says loudly, Spain looked at him confused. "My daughter America, of course" Spain adds with an angry tone.

"No, I meant WHO in the text; I know about Puerto Rico" he looks at Spain annoyed.

"Will you two shut the bloody hell?" England said.

Both America and Spain looked at the room where all the nations were looking at them quietly and Germany was starting to get irritated tapping the table with his fingers.

"Sorry?" both said in unison

Germany started again and everything regains the control. Greece went back to sleep while Switzerland hid his gun. Japan and China gave few papers to Germany and everything went back to the previous flow.

"How is she?" Spain lowered his voice. "Fine! She's perfectly fine!" America said firmly trying not to raise his voice to the annoying Spaniard.

"Does she mention me? Or does she hate me?" Spain said in a worried tone. America sighed and rolled his eyes. Spain gave him a small push and America beamed a glare. Spain was getting very annoying. America sits between France and England; these two glimpse at him, but quickly looked to Germany.

America cursed between his teeth and clenches his fists and stands and sits where he was since the beginning, next to Spain; England and France look to each other and shrugged. Spain quickly looks at America again.

"Yes, she mentions you and she haven't told me if she hates you or not" America rolled his blue eyes. "Happy!" he adds angry.

"She has grown" Spain says looking at America's phone. "How she acts?"

In this America stands in front of the Spaniard and takes a deep breath; a silence took over the room and everyone stared at America and Spain.

"Glad you ask me!" he calmly says and Spain smiles. "Tell me what she does"

"I will give you a list of the things she does" Spain nodded.

America turns around to see all the nations glaring at him while Germany sits down and cross his arms over his chest.

"First. When I call for her she tells me that she's around the corner and when I go to her house she's actually waking up!" Spain opens his green eyes wide.

"Second" America takes another finger out. "When we have appointments she arrives one hour late. Example if the appointment is at ten I have to tell her at nine so she can arrive in time"

America takes a couple of breaths and looks again at Spain eyes taking a third finger out.

"*She's annoying…YES, ANNOYING!" he yells at Spain. "When I invited her to my house New York comes saying that Puerto Rico has painted her flag with spay can all over the walls and excuse me 'cuase someone is texting me"

America takes his phone out of his pocket and reads and later answers it. Spain holding his laugh looks at the floor.

"Another thing, some words I say for her have double meaning, which sometimes is embarrassing" He takes another breath. "*She has a psycho British daughter that constantly chases me around because I have left some bombs in her land, which are useless" America pants out; Spain gave him a glass of water, which he drinks and England hides his red face.

"Can I see her?" Spain stands and America makes him sit back down. "I guess you haven't finished yet" Spain smiles and looks at America.

"You should see how she celebrates the 4th of July, which I kind of like it" America smiles. "Even the independent movement in her land celebrates it as well, which is weird" he adds

"Can I see her?" Spain asks again louder than before.

"She's creppy because she talks with strangers even telling them where she lives" America scratches his head. "The again-

Switzerland takes his gun out, China gets prepared while Japan takes his sword. Germany glared at him while Russia takes out his water pipe adding his sister, which takes out a knife. England and France stands as well as Greece, which is a surprise.

"*She drinks a lot of coffee, Don Q and Finland's Vodka and MAKES me drink it as well"

"CAN HE SEE HER?" All the nations said in unison and America jumps.

"Talk to her; I have gave her the permission" America places his phone in speaker.

"Wepa. This is the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico from the United States of America or for short, Puerto Rico or Boriken. America has gave me the permission to see you my mother Spain, that's why my airport now can take flights directly from Spain without stopping in any other country"

Spain dances with joy and America sighs.

"Also that means that the other European countries have easy access to my island. By the way is Russia there? I'm looking for him and I can't find him"

"Da" Russia happily says

"*Still refusing to talk in English with me, I see. No worries I will get you because laws are laws Russia and I'm waiting for the translator that is in vacation"

"Can I see her now?" Spain grabs America's arm

"Nope, until March 2011, my sweet mother Spain…and HELL bring Romano and Italy or else"

"America can WE continue with this meeting? Or you have something else to say? Germany calmly says.

America shook his head and sits next to Spain while Germany stands again in front, but the door quickly opens and a brunette girl with a red flower on her left ear enters and points at America.

"America!" She waves her hands.

"Wait!" America stands. "Don't tell me that all this time you were outside?" he points at her while she nods.

"I can't believe you!" America yells. "Puerto Rico!" Spain and Romano shouted

"*Not until March Spain, but Romano you're welcome to hug me, by the way can I sit?" she laughs.

Germany sits again glaring at everyone throwing the papers he had in his hands to the floor.

Okay definitely I had to write this…maybe is not funny, but I came with some stereotypes, no offense!

For info:

* Psycho British daughter: The town island of Culebra use to belong to England, but years later Spain takes over it…Culebra is consider daughter of Puerto Rico and England with French ancestry (Even thought it belonged to England most of the streets and buildings have French names)

* Don Q and Finland's Vodka: In other words Rum and Vodka

*A Russian tourist had an accident and he killed a couple and because he was scared he refused to speak in English and he still on the island until a Russian translator comes.

* Romano you're welcome to hug me: During Spain domain a lot of Italians moved to the island a mass of immigrant seeking free lands.

* New York comes saying that Puerto Rico has painted her flag: Puertorican parade at New York

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