1) Introduction

Behind his glasses, he regarded the four other children sitting at the round table. So these are the Guardians. Observing Yuiki-san's hyperactive antics, Mashiro-san's rude apathy, Hotori-san's rapidly deteriorating control, and Hinamori-san's dejected anxiety, he felt rest assured that his mission would be a simple matter to complete. Infiltrate the Guardians and discover their secrets.

Assuming they have any secrets to report. They appear to be . . . incompetent and inefficient. But Neesan said to watch out for Hinamori Amu. I must not underestimate her, or any of the Guardians.

"Salutations, I am Sanjo Kairi, Jack's Chair. Now, may we begin . . . "

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A/n: Okay, Kairi is my subject for the 100 Theme Challenge! I realized there's only 48 fics about him! So this is sort of drabble. I don't plan on them being over 500 words, and they're all separate one-shots, in no chronological order. And the updates probably won't be regular, seeing school will be starting soon (nooo!) but I do have 3 done.

Oh and Amu's dejected anxiety comes from Dia just turning into an X Egg. Like episode 28.