A/N: Woah! Has it been a long time! Sorry about that guys. My life is kinda crazy. Not to mention I just haven't been feeling it lately. But, here I am, on the other side of that wall called 'writer's block'. So thank you for your love and support. And also, thanks in advance for the reviews. Enjoy!

Refuse— to decline to accept, to deny.

"No."

"What?"

"I said no."

"I'm not sure I know what you mean."

"I mean, nope, nada, no, never, never in a billion years, absolutely not. I refuse."

"No."

"No? 'No' what?"

"I refuse your refusal."

"Now I have no idea what you're talking about. You can't refuse a refusal. It doesn't work like that."

"If I can't do it, then how come I just did?"

"Urg! Because obviously you have moss growing on your brain, and everything in your head is messed up!"

"Maybe. But either way, I refuse your refusal, so just hurry up and do it."

"See! You're giving in. You admit you have moss growing in your brain. We should ask Chopper about surgery."

"Now you're avoiding the subject. Come on now, the faster you do it, the faster it's done."

"Rather than doing it fast, I would rather not do it at all."

"You're such a baby. I've got all day, and it's not going anywhere, so hurry up."

"No. I don't want to. Why can't you do it?"

"Because I don't want to be an enabler to you."

"You wouldn't be enabling anything! Except my happiness and long life. Are you saying you don't want me to have those?"

Zoro sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, "Okay, now you're going off the deep end. You know that's not what I mean, and we both know I'd be enabling a lot more than that."

"No. I don't know what you're talking about," said Sanji, crossing his arms.

"You just gotta some things for yourself. You can't call me here all the time like this, is what I'm saying."

"Yes I can. I have and I will."

"If you don't hurry up and do it, I'll drink everything we have stored, you can't sleep in my bed, and… No sex for a week."

"You're dumb. Obviously if you drank everything we have, not only will I, but also everyone else, will be pissed. And you'd stink so bad I wouldn't want to sleep next to you, no matter how cold it gets at night. And who are YOU denying ME sex?"

"Okay. If you're fine with it, then I'm going." Zoro took several steps towards the door.

"WAIT!"

"What?"

"You aren't going to do it before you go?"

"Of course not." He took a couple more steps towards the door.

"You aren't being serious are you?"

"Yes, I'm being serious. You can't just keep waking me up for this." Zoro was about 3 paces from the door before…

"You don't really mean a week, do you? I can't even stay in your bed for that week?"

"Nope. Not even in my bed." Zoro walked forward and grabbed the handle to the kitchen door.

"WAIT! Urg! I'll do it!" Sanji clutched at his hair. "But you have to come here, just in case it tries to jump me…"

Zoro laughed and then turned around. "Of course." He walked back to Sanji and put a hand on his shoulder. "Ready?"

Sanji nodded, determined, face set. He reached out with a trembling hand towards the upside down glass.

"Deep breath, Sanji." Sanji nodded in response, and breathed in deep. "Okay, go."

Quickly, Sanji turned over the glass with his right hand, and with the rag in his left, he slapped the counter quickly. When his hand made contact, he screamed and jumped up a little. After a few breaths, Sanji turned over the rag and looked at the small spider's broken body. Holding it with only two fingers, he held it out to Zoro.

"Quick. Take it. Burn it. Get rid of it. Ew. Fuck. Get this out of my kitchen."

Zoro laughed and took the rag. "Okay, okay. Calm down. It's over. See? It wasn't that bad."

Sanji fumed. "Never. Ever. EVER again."

Zoro chuckled on his way out the door, "That's what you think."