A/N: My first fanfic ever!
I had trouble with creating the formats of the letters on ffnet. So... the formats will be a little off. Still, I truly hope dramione fans will enjoy this! Cheers!
Disclaimer: I own zilch of this but the plot!
Dear Mr. Malfoy,
Your presence is required at a disciplinary hearing at the Ministry of Magic at 9a.m. on the eighth of July.
The hearing will be concerning your involvement in the events leading towards the Battle of Hogwarts and the Battle itself.
With best wishes,
Yours sincerely,
Hermione Granger
Auror Headquarters
Ministry of Magic
O
What in the world are you doing at the Ministry of Magic, Mudblood?
You are absolutely unqualified for a job at the Ministry seeing that you haven't got your NEWTs. And I will not attend a hearing at which I was summoned to by a Mudblood.
With much resent,
Draco Malfoy
O
Dear Mr. Malfoy,
It is, of course, entirely up to you whether you will or will not attend the hearing. I must say, though, the latter is extremely inadvisable.
Concerning my qualifications, I have neither want nor need to explain things to you. But if you are unhappy to be informed of the hearing by me, I can get someone more "qualified", as you would put it, to pen you a second letter requesting your presence at the hearing.
Yours most insincerely,
Hermione Granger
Auror Headquarters
Ministry of Magic
O
How very professional of you, Miss Granger, to so very subtly place your personal hate for me in a Ministry letter.
O
Dear Mr. Malfoy,
Your attendance at the disciplinary hearing, scheduled to be held at the Ministry of Magic at 9a.m. on the eighth of July, as informed by Miss Hermione Granger, will be very much appreciated.
And, please, do stop harassing Miss Granger with your unkindly worded letters. She had been nothing but polite.
Hoping you are well,
Yours sincerely,
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Auror Headquarters
Ministry of Magic
O
Didn't know you were a tattle-tale, Mudblood.
I still won't go to the hearing. So, there.
O
Wow, no threats? I'm surprised, Granger.
O
Fallen off the face of earth now, have you, Granger?
O
I will not be ignored, Mudblood.
O
Hello? Granger?
O
Hermione,
Is something wrong? What's with that eagle owl flying to and fro your desk?
Harry
O
Harry,
Everything's fine. Just an annoying prat.
Hermione
O
Try my patience further, Mudblood, and I'll send you a howler.
O
Give it a rest, Malfoy. You're going to kill your owl if you keep this up.
O
Finally, a reply.
O
Stop owling me ridiculously short and unimportant messages, Malfoy. I have a gargantuan amount of work to be done thanks to you and your Death Eater friends. And if you continue irritating me with this attention-seeking behaviour of yours, I can't get any work done. So, leave me alone.
O
Come on, Granger, you know I wasn't responsible for any of the damage on the castle during the Battle. I was busy doing something else. Remember?
O
One second is hardly any alibi.
And don't you dare bring it up during the hearing.
O
Afraid now, Granger? Of your deep, dark secret?
O
If only you could see me roll my eyes now, Malfoy.
It's not a big deal. I have nothing to be afraid of because, if you remember correctly, you assaulted me.
O
Trying too hard to convince yourself now, Granger.
And, if you remember correctly, you enjoyed it.
O
I most certainly did not. How in the world could you or I feel anything within one second, anyway?
O
Are you wishing that it lasted longer now, Granger? You know, I wouldn't mind… …
O
In case you've forgotten, I was the one who pulled away and slapped you. So, obviously, I'm not in any hurry of doing that with you ever again.
O
You're in denial, darling. But, no worries, I shall wait for you to come out of that.
O
Hermione,
Is it that tough to handle this prat? Need a hand?
Harry
O
Harry,
No, thanks. I've got it.
Hermione
O
Hermione,
What's with that owl?
Ron
O
Ron,
Nothing important. Just a really annoying prat.
Hermione
O
Miss Granger,
It will be greatly appreciated if you cease corresponding with Mr. Malfoy for the day.
Kingsley Shacklebolt
O
Sorry, sir.
O
How dare you kidnap my owl, Granger?