DJG: "Hey there, Muse, I decided to end this here because I can't come up with anymore ideas! That okay with you?"

Muse: "…."

DJG: "…Muse?"

Muse: *pulls out baseball bat*

DJG: "…W-where'd you get that?

Muse: "Darke Eco Freak's review."

DJG: "Since when do you read my reviews?"

Muse: "Since now." *whacks DJG violently over the head.*

DJG: *sits up* "GAH! Inspiration! It has struck me!" *starts typing*

Muse: *pulls out bucket of baseball bats* "If it isn't funny, feel free to take a complementary baseball bat and beat the crap outta her with it!"

DJG: *screams*

31. I must not sell anything of Jak's on eBay.

32. I cannot use Tattooed Wonder's plans to start a barbeque at the Naughty Ottsel, even if it is to make him a steak.

33. I must not turn the Precursor Telescope and the stairs to get up to it into a theme park ride.

34. I must not call Samos 'Green Stuff', 'Loghead', 'Grandpa Green', or any combination of the three, including, but not limited to, 'Ole Log In The Head Grandpa Green'

35. I must not draw on anyone's face while they are sleeping, even if it's Jak, and it's funny.

36. I must not mail Ashelin's bra size into the newspaper. (It's 34-D!)

37. I must not light this list on fire, whether it be intentionally, or accidentally.

38. Or rip it.

39. I must not touch the list.

40. I must not draw a picture of Kleiver in a diaper, blow it up, and glue it to the Wasteland's doors while he's out on an artifact run.

41. I must not elect myself for Mayor of Haven City under the name 'Future Hokage Super Saiyan Ottsel Who Lived Supreme King of Worchester Sauce'.

42. Or any other name.

43. I must not elect myself for Mayor. Under ANY name.

44. I must not melt down the tools I stole from Keira and use the metal to make a statue of me for the Naughty Ottsel.

45. Or anything else.

46. Must not melt Keira's tools.

47. Cuz when that chick gets mad, it hurts.

48. Not allowed to tell the FBI or CIA that Jak is a drug dealer, alien, assassin, foreign spy, murder victim or anarchist and lead them to tap his phone calls and other stuff like that.

49. Not allowed to forge a love letter signed with Jak's name and send it to every girl in Haven City, Spargus, and Kras City.

50. Not allowed to forge a love letter signed with Jak's name and send it to every boy in Haven City, Spargus, and Kras City. And Errol.

51. Not allowed to tell Errol that Dark Jak sent him a love letter.52. Not allowed to try and sell Samos to a history museum.

53. Not allowed to help Tess mend the guns by using chewing gum.

54. Not allowed to sell Brutter. To anyone.

55. Not allowed to sue Torn.

56. Or Pecker.

57. Not allowed to hang a sign on the door of the Naughty Ottsel that states that no 'ugly old green men', 'ex-Krimzon Guard Tattoo Faced creeps', or half monkey, half bird freaks of nature' allowed.

58. I must not tie Pecker to a target in the Gun Course.

59. Or make cardboard targets of Torn, Samos, or Pecker and put them in the gun course.

60. But ones of Errol are okay.