Hi peoples! I've been terrible lately, not updating at all! Its not that I have writer's block, I just haven't been able to sit down and get the words out. I'm sorry about that. I'll try to update quicker, but I don't know how it's going to work, so just bear with me. Here's chapter four!

Chapter 4

"GOOD MORNING LEAFPOOL!" Firestar screamed in leafpool's ear. She jumped out of her nest, wide awake.

"Great Starclan! You scared the living daylights out of me!" Leafpool's shocked voice rang out.

Firestar continued yelling loudly, "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF YAHTZEEMONGOTOSH!"

Leafpool sighed. It was day one without meds and he was already starting to get on her nerves. "Yahtzeemongo what?" she asked, worried to know the answer.

"YAHTZEEMONGOTOSH! COME AND PLAY WITH ME! PLEASSEEEE! WE GET TO USE A GIANT THREE THOUSAND SIDE DIE!"

"Ahhh! Fox dung! What the dark forest? That thing almost hit me!" A yowl sounded from the clearing, with several other yowls following. Now what could that be about, leafpool thought. She raced out of the den.

Firestar was at her heels, "OMG! A RACE! I LOVE RACES! FIRST ONE TO THE YAHTZEEMONGOTOSH DIE WINS!"

Leafool stopped at the edge of the clearing with the rest of the Thunderclan cats. In front of her a giant red rock. A closer look at the object showed that it was in fact a die. It must have had thousands of sides, each with a small number painted on them. Thornclaw stood next to it, looking dazed.

Firestar ran up to the die and touched it with one claw, while standing on one hind leg. "I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!" he yowled, "LEAFPOOL YOU ARE A LOOOSSSSSEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!"

Leafpool ignored him and padded over to Thornclaw. "What happened?" she asked the shocked warrior.

"I... I was in the center of camp... the big rock fell... and I moved out of the way just in time..."

"What is that thing?" Lionblaze stepped up from the crowd.

His sister, Hollyleaf, padded next to him, "You should know! You should know all about these twoleg things."

"No, I don't!" he responded quickly.

"Stop lying! Don't you remember the noodle incident?" Hollyleaf's eyes narrowed.

"Sheesh! Why do you have to bring that up every time!" he growled.

Leafpool had gone to her den to get some poppy seeds for Thornclaw and now she was back. "Here, these should help," she dropped the bundle at his paws.

Thornclaw licked the seeds up with his tongue. "Thanks," he murmured.

Firestar hopped on top of the die. "CATS OF THUNDERCLAN! THIS DIE THAT HAS FALLEN OUT OF THE SKY IS A MIRACLE! STARCLAN HAS GIVEN IT TO US TO PLAY YAHTZEEMONGOTOSH WITH! I SAY WE ALL HONOR THAT GIFT AND PLAY YAHTZEEMONGOTOSH!" Firestar yowled so loud it gave Dovepaw a headache, and she wasn't even born yet. The cats of thunderclan didn't seem to mind. They just cheered their leader's speech. Leafpool doubted that they even knew what he was talking about.

The medicine cat sighed, "Sometimes I think thunderclan is just as crazy as firestar!"

"Did someone order 12 XXXXL mouse meat pizzas!" Leafpool just gazed at the twoleg delivery man standing at the entrance to camp.

"Yes! Lunch is here!" Berrynose screeched, then looked around cautiously, "If one of you even looks at my pizza, I'm going to... wait... what am I going to do? The script has a bunch of hot sauce and peanut butter covering the words!"

"Berrynose, I think I'm going to have to put you on a diet," Leafpool mewed.

"What's that?"

"You don't want to know."

At that point the medicine cat started to wonder, can the CCD spread?

I wonder if anyone knows what the noodle incident is from? Do you? R&R