Warning: This is a parody of the beloved stage play. This is a parody of Phantom, and is only a humorous parody. I hope you all can enjoy this parody. This chapter will be a parody on the credits.
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The Really Not So Useful Group and Mackintosh Computers present:
The Parody of the Opera
THE SHORTEST LIVED THING ON BROADWAY!
Starring:
Michael "Not Jackson" Crawford
Sarah Not-so-Brightman
Steve(I don't know, its Steve.)
That George guy who has been on his damn show too long, Another Dude with Mr. George something, The Toad
The creepy old lady, The fat man who weeps, That girl who appears in the last scene
At certain performances, the role of "Christine", will be played by That random girl no one cares about
Music by:
ANDREW LLOYD WEBBSLINGER
Lyrics by Charles Hartattack
Additional Lyrics in case if Mr. Hartattack was too drunk by RICHARD STONER
Book by Mr. Stoner and Mr. Webbslinger
Based on some obscure book by a short French dude
Directed by
DA PRINCE
SCENES
PROLOGUE
Set in some auction, which will be the future basis for ebay
OVERTURE
Also known as a good excuse to make good use of the chandelier.
ACT I (a good place to start I suppose)- PARIS, IN A TIME BEFORE THE CONVENIENCE OF CELL PHONES...maybe.
Scene 1-The dress rehearsal some weird show that takes place in Africa (I don't know, I don't like it myself)
"Are you really thinking of her when I have a better body?"...Christine, Raoul, Carlotta
Scene 2-After the bizarre success
"Angel of YouTube"...Meg, Christine
Scene 3-Christine's dressing room
"Raoul The Little Stalker/The Automatic Door"...Raoul, Christine, Phantom
Scene 4- Going into that smelly place.
"The Parody of the Opera"...,...Christine, Phantom
Scene 5-At the smelly place
"Videos Of The Night"...Phantom
Scene 6-After they got drunk
"Why the hell am I here/This is Weirder Than My Dream"...Christine, Phantom
Scene 7-Backstage
"I want to Stalk you"...Buquet, Madame Giry, Meg, and Ballet
Scene 8-The Manager's Crib
"Txt Messages/Paparazzi"...Managers, Carlotta, Raoul, Giry, Meg, Piangi, Phantom
Scene 9- A performance of "Twilight"
"Poor fools, They Make Me Moan."...Carlotta and whoever else is there
Scene 10-At a loud bar
"Why Are You Going/Raoul, Do You Have Some Alcohol?"...Christine, Raoul
"All I Want of You"...Christine, Raoul
"All I Want of You"(reprise)...Phantom
ENTER ACT (I don't feel like using the fancy way of saying it).
ACT II-E-3 CONVENTION, HELD AT THE PARIS OPERA HOUSE
Scene 11-E-3
"Phenomena/Why Don't You Subscribe?"...Everyone who is not drunk
Scene 12-Manager's Crib
"Txt Messages/Why is Everyone Staring?"...Managers, Carlotta,Christine, Raoul, Piangi, Phantom
Scene 13-A graveyard near a water park
"Why Did You Have To Die Like That?"...Christine
"Wasted Chick/Wow, Really Monsieur/"...Phantom,Christine,Raoul
Scene 14-Don Juan Failure
"Past 1,000 Subscribers"...Phantom, Christine
Scene 15-Going to the smelly place(again, yeah I know, a bit repetitive, right?)
"Down 500,000 Subscribers/Track Down This Troll"...Anyone who is still cares enough to be here
Scene 16-At the smelly place
"Final YouTube Battle"...Phantom, Christine, Raoul
Scene 17-Still at the smelly place
"How About a Sequel?"...Phantom, Andrew Lloyd Webbslinger