SURPRISE! Yes, I Skeletorian have returned to the Assassin's Creed world with a Bonus Chapter! (But this still does not change the fact the story has ended.) *CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T PLAYED REVELATIONS*

Bonus Chapter: Answering Machine Revelations

"Juno I did not know you were still up." Minerva says approaching her friend. Juno turns slightly towards Minerva with a smirk.

"Yes Minerva, I have been secretly making a telephone that would cause great annoyance to whoever owns it." Juno says as the telephone was finished. 'I only hope that it does not fall into the hands of one of our descendants.' And with that remaining thought, Juno puts in 10 messages into the answering machine and places it next to the Apple.

A week later Adam and Eve 'accidentally' dropped the magical phone out a window while stealing the apple.

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1. Its funny how a Revelation is to reveal all things to conclude a story. But no, Ubisoft had to put another damn cliffhanger at the end of another great game.

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2. Seriously Ezio. You could not have said Wee once at all while riding on one of those zip lines. Tsk tsk

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3. Updated weapons, better Eagle Vision, 50 year old man running up and down buildings. And now the ability to slow down time when fighting the last enemy in a brawl. What can't you do Ezio?

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4. I have come to the conclusions that Older Assassins are ten times better than Younger Assassins. Altair walks into Masayaf squad deep and takes backs everything that was stolen from him. Altair is most certainly a boss.

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5. I feel like that I'm playing 'bloons tower defense' when I have to defend against invading templars from my dens.

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6. Was it just me or did subject 16's voice sounded different in the truth videos in early games?

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7. OMG for once I don't have to look for millions of feathers. Now let's find glowing orb memories. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!

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8. Hook Blade? Please, Ezio climbed grand scale buildings with a single glove. If anything it's a mock to his climbing ability.

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9. Wow for once, the secret isn't new armor. It's a dead body in a giant room. How astonishing.

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10. Ezio would make a great singer if he could play that instrument better. Listen closely enough and you can hear him making fun of the Borgia in Rome.