He was staring at the TV, mouth open in awe… and he kept looking. Maybe I should stop the DVD… he thought. Maybe not. This was… new to him. Really knew and didn't know how to accept it… or explain it. 16-year-old Uchiha Sasuke kept looking at a gay porn filled TV while trying to explain to himself what was happening in the tape. Itachi is a fucking pervert… he continue gasping as another moan escaped from the mouth of the brunette that was below another man. Another attractive, moaning, sweaty guy.

This was the first time gay sex was introduced to the teen, so it was normal for him to be… confused. He knew about gay people but didn't know how it worked between them. He knew that they loved each other just as any heterosexual couple but didn't know if it was natural… if it was bad or not. He just knew that homosexuals were there. He had nothing against them, really he wasn't homophobic or anything just didn't get it. Since sixth grade he was confused about it, because a lot of people told him that it was bad, that gay people was going to hell. And people told him too that it was perfectly normal and it was okay if he was gay. He didn't know what group to believe in! The only thing he knew in that moment was that gay sex turned him on… it REALLY turned him on.

Shit, how am I supposed to get rid of this? Its weird to jerk off seeing two guys fucking their asses off… it isn't my fault that Itachi buys this porn things… I didn't even know that he liked such kinky stuff. I found this DVD on Itachi's room and was… curious about finding out what could this be. But I wasn't supposed to find… this. The weird thing here was that… this was the first time that I had a hard-on. A real hard-on. I mean, sure I have them once in a while but not… because of this. You know, I can't control my body so it just steps up sometimes but this is different… I decided to do something to make him… wake up. But… why gay porn? The thing about this that concerns me the most is that… heterosexual porn has never turned me on. Not once. But it's the first time, it should be normal. I hope so.

I was starting to think about jerking off when I heard the front door of my house slamming shut. SHIT! Itachi's here! I barely had time to change channel, put on his place that… thing, and run back to my room before Itachi was in his way to his room.

That was close… I thought panting. But the thing here is… am I able to forget this?

Monday morning, another regular school day. I was heading to the classroom in my normal peace, when I caught a blur of blond hair. He has to be fucking kidding me if he thinks that he is going to surprise me. I was alert, and ready to punch down that stupid dobe. Again. I opened the door to the classroom and was about to take a step forward when a tanned arm closed around my neck. Hn, got 'cha. Taking the fist connected to the arm that was around my neck I tried to get free.

"You are not escaping this time, Uchiha!" called a stupid well known voice for me now.

I grabbed the fist in my own and jerked it upwards. Clenching to my knees and going back up, I turned and took the idiot's shirt in my fists, backed him down to a wall and lowering my head because he was shorter than me, I whispered huskily in his ear…

"I think I just did." I backed my head a little to see the blond below me. This is Naruto, my best friend we could say. Or maybe he is the only person who can stand me and I am the only one who can stand him. I don't really know, but we are really close. He is a little shorter than me, is blond, blue-eyed, well toned and has whisker marks in his cheeks, which in my opinion makes him look even more stupid. We could say he is… attractive. Not for me of course, but there's nothing wrong with a male admitting the beauty of another male. He is loud, obnoxious, stupid, and can't stay a minute in silence. So we can call him: Dobe.-

"B-bastard… you cheated!" he yelled in my face, his features screaming: I'm a looser. "You can't do that! It's… I-it's forbidden!"

"Wha-? Who said that?" I asked in annoyance. Is he talking in seriously?-

"Me! I said that for a bastard like you is forbidden to win to someone as sexy as me!" he said with a foxy grin in his face showing his white teeth to me. That stupid grin that makes me wanna get closer to him. Ignoring my stupid thoughts I grinned mischievously while pressing my knee to his groin. Hard enough to make him gasp in pain.

"I can do whatever I want to you, dobe." smirking, I placed my knee farther.-

"O-ouch! That hurts you bastard! I use my balls not like you, teme!" he yelled but began laughing at the last sentence.

"Hn, yeah you use them a lot when you rub them against your little manhood when you jerk off. Ha." I placed my knee forward, now my thigh rubbing on him instead of my knee, but I was too concentrated on the dobe's face to even notice that.

" S-stop that, jackass! You are making me… ah!" he gasped-

"Making you… what?" I said in a tone I didn't know I could make. My voice was husky and deeper than normal, and I have to say… it sounded sexy. But why was I sounding sexy in a situation like this? But I could only think in Naruto's face in that moment. His jaw was tense but his lips were parted, he was blushed and his eyes revealing… lust? Was it lust what I see in there?-

I didn't understand Naruto's behaviour, and then I rubbed my thigh again making a surprised gasp escape from Naruto's mouth. And that's when it hit me. Naruto was hard. And I was pressing my thigh against his hard-on. I was making him moan, and I was making him even harder. My eyes widened to my thigh and his now visible erection pressing against me. Our bodies were so close in what began as a playful fight and ended up in our bodies breathless and rubbing against each other. I felt his heat emerging from his body and passing to mine in a delicious way that made me look at his chest, which was moving up and down because of his slight pants. The first two buttons of his shirt were open revealing tanned skin and the sight of sweat.

I am sure my face revealed the shock inside me because when I saw Naruto he was as red as a tomato. Great, Uchiha. Because of your stupid expressions now he knows I know and this will be uncomfortable.

I know I am seriously damaging Naruto's mental health but I want revenge from that time he pasted my boxers to my sweat pants. (don't ask me how you get to do that)

My expression became serious again, with a playful grin in my face; expecting it to be sexy. Naruto's face was so close I could feel his breath in my face,

A sweet sent sending chills up my spine. My eyes then widened to his eyes, those cerulean pools that can drive me into a non existing dream in the middle of the day. His eyes were almost closed and pleading. Hn.

"What am I doing to you, Naruto?" I said playfully. Oh, he is so going to kill me after this. Right now he can't do much with his adjective noun against me.

"I-if you don't stop this right now I'll find a way t-to… paste your balls." he said with a shaky voice. "Idiot, get off me!"

"Hn. I guess this is my time for revenge, dobe. Remember all those pranks you set on for me? Well… this is my "thank you" for all those incredible pranks." I said rubbing my thigh again.

"A-ah!" he cried over my action. His eyes closed and small pants were coming out of his half open mouth.

I licked my lips admiring the view. Then images of two guys making out and licking, devouring, tasting each other came back to me. The memory of that stupid porn movie I saw yesterday emerging to me. Oh, God. What am I doing?

My cock twitched at Naruto's grunts. This is wrong!

"Drop it, b-bastard!" said a husky voice below me. Naruto was almost moaning by now.

Shit! This is exactly what I didn't want to do! I removed myself from Naruto in a quick movement that sent him to his knees on the floor, panting. My eyes widened in shock while realising what I had just done. I can't just drop this; he'll know that I had a moment of weakness!

"Hn. You are weak, usuratonkachi." I said with the most regulated voice I could do in a moment like this, and for Naruto's expression I knew he was buying my calmness.

"H-hey! You were raping me just now! That's not f-fair!" he said still out of breath, the tent in his pant visible for me.

My mind went to the memory of Naruto's pleading eyes and his tentative smile. But… wait. Naruto was turned on by me. Does this mean that… that he's in the same situation as me? Wait! I can't be thinking about this. This isn't normal, I mean we are talking about Naruto! My best friend and… and a man. Shit, Uchiha! You know how to fuck things up for yourself!

"You should hide or get rid of that" I said trying to hide his embarrassment, pointing to Naruto's arousal with the most common expression in the world, or at least trying to, as if nothing had happened.- people is staring to enter the classroom.

I said before turning my back to him and walking to my seat.

"This is your fault, Teme!" he said standing up from the floor, blushing madly. He walked slowly to me while trying to hide his tent from the girls that were arriving. "I'm going to the restroom to get rid of this shit. Ya' know, the old style!" he said with a smile placed on his lips as the most normal thing had happened. Hn, I guess I'm not the only one who can act in here.

"Just don't scream my name, dobe. People can think we have something for each other, or something." I said grinning. Well, I think that we can just forget it all.

"Ha, as if someone will want to scream your name while having an orgasm!" he pointed to my forehead with half closed eyes.

"I'm sure that a lot of my fangirls and/or fanboys ARE screaming my name right now." I placed my hands behind my head, in a lazy position, leaving a thin line of skin and my boxers exposed.

"Arrogant bastard!" said Naruto looking at my exposed skin rather persistently. I could feel heat flowing to my ears because of that action. Why am I feeling so nervous about Naruto seeing me?-

"Hn. Just go and jerk off, moron. You have to get your books out of the locker."

"Shit, it's true! What about you?" he said arching his blond eyebrow in a thing line. God, can't he do anything that isn't hypnotizing?

"I got them out just before coming into the classroom, idiot. A person like me wouldn't let a thing like taking my books out after pumpin' my groin."

"Luckily I have a life and am going to do exactly that." He turned around and began walking out of the classroom. "Wish me luck!" he said smiling.

"Hide it you idiot!" I said to him realizing the giggles of the girls were towards his pants.

"Naa, let them see what they're loosing."

With that he was out of the room, leaving me almost breathless. WHAT WAS I THINKING? I know that we made as if nothing had happened but… gaah! He is a moron, and I'm an Uchiha! It's not normal for me to be like this. That stupid movie left my mind a little clumsy. But the thing here is… I turned him on! Me! And that made me… wanting more. I wanted to see more of his skin, I wanted to feel it. I liked how our bodies matched each other like that and wanted his breath in my face again. I wanted to feel his body giving up to me. And I don't know what is that feeling, how is called or if it's normal or if… or if he felt it too.

I was on the last seat of the row, at the very corner, writing on my notes while pretending to pay attention to the incompetent teacher. Can't they see that I already know all this? I was the number one of my class, and I deserved it. I had been in extra curricular class since third grade, putting effort in every thing, and of course, the natural Uchiha charm. Slowly turning my head to the window, I let out a long exhausted sigh. What's happening to my life? My thoughts were interrupted by a piece of paper thrown to my desk. Head turning harshly to the said object, eyes opening like plates I let my eyes widen to the paper. My head turned automatically to a blond mop of hair placed in one of the front rows, talking with a big grin to a slightly laughing Kiba. He was obviously trying AND having success at ignoring the teacher completely.

My head moved back to the piece of paper again. Can he…? Slowly, my hand reached for the little note and in a quick movement I opened it, with a bored expression to hide my real uncertain thoughts.

Eyebrows frowning in anger at the stupid love letter that one of my fangirls sent me from behind, I smashed the paper against the floor and stepped on it, frustration evident in each one of my pores.

I slightly turned my head to see two girls giggling, the third one with a sad expression drawn on her face.

I didn't liked to be mean at them, but they just needed to understand that this things are so fucking annoying.- when I started having fangirls, at first I saw it as a compliment, and it was easy to avoid the girls who stalked me. But with the years the girls grew more… persistent. And obviously the number of members in my official fan club more numerous. Naruto always hated how I treated them, screaming stupid stuff like "how can you treat them like that? They are nuts about you and look what you do to them! Hell, if I was the one being stalked I'll be in heaven, man!" But they weren't the rough girls, oh hell no. The real problem where those bitches, sorry if I use a strong language but it's the only way I can describe those sluts. Her names: Sakura and Ino.

Yeah, well Ino was persistent and annoying, Sakura was persistent, annoying, AND gave punches. So it was like I was being chased after a man. An ugly and with stupid dyed pink haired guy. I don't' know why but I never liked a girl before, not even once. I think that maybe I don't know the right one, or never met one before. As I said Sakura, a real and annoying bitch. Four years earlier she didn't understand the meaning of personal space, Ino isn't like that but when they are together its like the World War lll is starting. But luckily, Ino started dating Shikamaru 2 years ago and they are still together, and now I consider her as a friend, not a best friend but still. Sakura is a little more… difficult to make her listen to you.

After Ino gave up on me I was all like "Oh yeah, the ugly slut is finally going to let me rest and won't be all over my pretty Uchiha ass" but… no. It was the worst time for me cuz she saw it as an opportunity to get to spend some time with her or some feminine shit like that. Maybe I was a little rough at telling her that I didn't like her in front of all the school, but she got the point and now she lets me alone. We're cool now, thought. But there's still something about her that makes me wanna grab her by her stupid dyed hair, start spinning her around and sent her flying up to Chouji's ass.

And why so much hate? I don't really know but I think it might be related to the little idiotic blond. He always liked her, and I mean ALWAYS. When we were younger it didn't bother me but now by skin boils like someone is making burgers on my abs. Now he doesn't like her but… still. I hate how she treated him all this years just to get to me. But now they are close friends. And that's what makes me wanna make her smell Chouji's ass. I am overly protective with Naruto, I mean its normal for an Uchiha to be protective, but I found that this is just… unhealthy. But I never make it obvious for him or he'll star with shit like "awe, Uchiha is playing to be my daddy. I didn't know you liked me that much, you little Teme." She can only see him as a friend and the same for him but… aagh! Stupid mothafucka bitch.

I barely looked at Naruto through the corner of my eye to see him with his pens inside his nose. "Childish idiot…" I thought, but a small smile spread across my lips. I met Naruto at primary. Third year to be precise. When we met it was… explosive. We fought all the time for everything. It stayed like that for the next err… five years. Until one day a creepy guy with no eyebrows and a strange tattoo (for god's sake we had 9 years old! How could he had a tattoo in his fucking forehead and no one told him anything?) Named Gaara started punching Naruto just for fun. That's when the "Uchiha Protective Mode (all rights reserved)" stepped in and I saved Naruto from the freak that talked alone and I was his hero. It was strange because we could fight against each other and beat the shit out of us but no one else could touch the other one or we'll make them crap. Naruto had fought with me against a crazy paedophile who wanted to rape me.

The guy was practically putting his hand on my ass and his dick on my mouth when Naruto stepped in and almost killed him. Okay, so I didn't have that much participation on the fight, but I was fucking scared, man! Do you know what is like to have a weird guy with a fucking tongue as long as an African dick trying to get into your pants? THAT is traumatizing. So since then, things changed. We grew more attached to each other and now here we are, as best friend who had awkward situations involving hard cocks between them.

My expression turned stiff as I started remembering all those situations. There are happening a lot of those situations lately. For example last week we were at my house, trying to look at a movie…

"Shut the hell up, dobe! I wanna see the fucking movie!" I smacked Naruto in the forehead.

"Aaah! What the hell bastard? I was just remarking an obvious point for you!" He said with a big smile.

"You idiot, I already told you! THE GUY ISN'T A GIRL!" I said exasperated.

"You are wrong! You just don't want to admit that you aren't as intelligent as everyone thinks you are! But I know the truth about you being a stupid asswipe!" he said with an arrogant tone, getting closer to me.

"You are so stupid." I said annoyed. "Do you see that he has boobs?" I said in an obvious tone. Naruto opened his mouth to say something but I started talking first. "AND he clearly has a bulge in his crotch. Maybe his voice is a little feminine and use makeup BUT you should now that he's a dude! I mean the clear example of a guy like that is… you." I said with a cocky grin.

"HEY!" he jumped in the coach we were sharing in the TV room, grabbing the bag of Cheetos form my lap and taking a large amount into his mouth. "I'md mode manly dan yd-dou!" he said in a sad attempt to talk and chew at the same time. The dobe is made to do a thing at a time; two is just too much for him. I snorted.

"Hn. Whatever. Don't choke on those things. Or get diabetes." I said ironically, finally paying attention to the movie.

We were silent for a few minutes and when I think that I would finally had a chance to actually see the movie when I felt a thing on my ear. Silently and with a blank expression I turned my head in the direction of Naruto who was looking insistently at me. "Did you just threw me a Cheeto?" I said calmly.

"…Maybe" he said with a serious expression too.

We were silent for a moment, just looking at each other. In the room there was only the sound of our breaths and the movie playing silently. THEN we both jumped on the seat, me trying to get the fucking bag of Cheetos from the brain-dead dobe and him trying to get away.

"GIVE IT TO ME!" I screamed.

"Never!" he said dramatically with a wide smile on his lips pushing me away with his foot.

"Gaah! You fucking asshole! Give that fountain of calories to me right now or I'll castrate you!" I yelled grabbing his arm and pulling him close to me, both falling flat on the coach while keeping fighting.

We kept fighting, punches, kicks, and swears being thrown. I grabbed both of his wrists and pulled him closer, tying to get him to throw the bag. He kicked me on the ankle making us fall.

…and the bag of Cheetos felt to the floor spreading them…

His breath was hot against my open mouth, inhaling that sweet sent while trying to catch my breath. I had him under me, his hands pinned above his head, my legs were between his, and we were so close that our chests were touching each other, heat radiating from him. My head was just above from his, my hands over his head holding his wrists making it difficult for me to keep the balance, so I moved to get myself comfortable, ending up having Naruto's legs closing on my waist. My eyes met his and I was just unable to speak. Those eyes revealed something more than what they normally do. As blue as ever they were focused on me, a big blush spread over his cheeks, which for me, make him look cute. I wanted to lower my head and kiss those whiskered cheeks. Then my eyes lowered to his half open mouth. His pink lips were juicy and seemed soft. When he noticed my eyes on his mouth, he hissed and licked his lips, and I was sure it was unintentional. The tip of his tongue being exposed caused my eyes narrowing, and my breath now in a steady peace.

I slightly lowered my head, watching impatiently as his breath was caught in his throat. Suddenly his eyes closed and his breath became steadier. His lips parted even more as if expecting to be touched. The only think that passed through my mind in that moment was that I had to taste those lips, to have his lower lip between my teeth and rip them apart…

"…Naruto" whoaah, was that my voice? It sounded husky and more… deep. Much deeper than normal. Suddenly his eyes snapped open, looking at me expectantly. Now I could look at something different in his eyes. They were darker and… and I could see them as if they were on fire.

"S-sasuke…" the entire room felt hot, I was hot! *in both ways aww… ow shit I get into the story heh heh, forgive this perverted and unserious writer, I don't have a life…* his voice was like a moan, the way he said it, how his lips parted and his silent but manly voice vibrated into the room setting me on fire. I wanted to hear my name again coming from those lips, I wanted to hear it louder and in steady peace. I wanted to feel Naruto, make him say my name numerous times, make his knees fail and make him want to explode and I knew I was the only one who could do that. I'm a little possessive, I get it.

"Just… a little closer…" I said lowering my head a little bit more, with a voice that I don't even now from where it comes, I don't now how am I able to even speak in the middle of this situation! My eyes were suddenly closing, feeling the climax around us. He's my best friend… it can't be that bad. And he looks like he is rather looking for this…

"Hah… Sasu—"and suddenly the door flew open in an instant revealing a figure outside about to enter the room. I heard Naruto squeaking when I moved a little bit too fast too furious and ended up falling headfirst to the floor.

"Ottouto-chan! Naru-chaaaaan! I'm here!" said Itachi in a high-pitched voice. He entered the room with his arms wide open as if expecting a hug, hell I can even see the rainbows forming beside him. Yeah, this is my brother, the one with the gay porn. Actually, it explains a lot.

"O-oh… hey, Itachi!" said Naruto in a whisper, his face totally red as a tomato. I grunted as an animal and stood up from my comfortable place on the floor, letting the form of my nose perfectly marked on the floor by the hard hit I gave it. Poor floor, maybe it hurts the most to him…

"What are you doing here?" I spat at my brother with the icy tone that only I could make.

"Aren't you happy of seeing your older brother, Sasuke-kun? Me, that headed earlier from work just to have some time with you, that even brought home Chinese food and was disposed to hear you, understand you… that's what I get after all that?" he said with a dramatic tone, putting his hand over his head. I could see the heavy rain and the flashlight behind him, giving a perfect scenario for the drama queen he is. "OH!" he said, suddenly all the sadness from before gone and a devilish grin replaced it… this is going to be bad… "Now I get it! I'm sooo sooo sooooo sorry for interrupting your demonstration of love! You could have told me that you were making out in here and I wouldn't have made such a scene, Sasuke. How inconsiderate of you, Sasuke!" he said with his arrogant tone.

"Itachi… you fucking!—" I yelled while giving a step forward, ready to cut Itachi's balls when I felt a light push on my chest. Looking down I saw Naruto's hand on it, trying to calm me down. HOW COULD HE?

"Heh heh he… it isn't what you thing Itachi! We were just… seeing a movie! Nothing with love! What are you talking about? This teme? And me? Hah! He doesn't even show love to his mum! Heh heh heh…" said Naruto with a huge blush, but fake confidence in his tone.

WHAT? This stupid bastard just got in the middle of our "about-to-kind-of-making out session" and you insult ME? Oh Itachi I'm soooo going to cut YOUR FUCKING FINGERS AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM! AND THEN I'LL RIP APPART YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FAGGOT TOES AND PUSH THEM ALL UP YOUR-!

"Ow, so sad to hear that, Naru-chan. If you say so, then I'll believe you just because you have a pretty blush on your cheeks! It makes you look like a fish, aww." What on heaven and earth makes you think that fishes are fucking CUTE? "Well, there is Chinese food down there, kids! Let's all dinner together! Come down! Wiiiiii!" and then he was gone leaving a tray of rainbows and bunnies behind, and two embarrassed and hormonal teens alone in an embarrassing situation. Why does Itachi ruins everything?

"Err…" Naruto said. I suppose he can't say anything either, we were about to kiss! In what part of the world is normal to kiss your best MALE friend?

"We should go and… yeah." I said pointing towards the stairs. I couldn't even see him directly, it was so embarrassing. Uchihas don't get embarrassed! I wasn't embarrassed! I was just… overwhelmed by an awkward situation that makes me wanna go and die into an underground hole. That's it.

"Aah… I think I'm—I'm going home. It's a little bit late and… uh, stuck up vampires like you tend to kill innocent little hot teens like me and then rape them by this time. So… right." He said focussing his eyes on everything but me. Hn. The part about rape isn't that bad… wha—wait!

"Y-yeah. Don't want that to happen. I, err, I'll walk you to the door." I said scratching the back of my neck in an awkward way.

"Sure."

And then silence. We walked in total silence to the door. It's so ironic, cuz every day, every fucking minute I'm trying to make the dobe shut up, but when I want him to actually talk to forget the random situation he doesn't!

There was just the sound of our steps and the light singing of Itachi that came from the large dinner table.

"Oh, Naruto! Are you going now? So early!" he said with a disappointed smile.

"Yeah, mum won't like if I stay too long out. Ya' know, moms." He said. I didn't believe a bit his lie, but whatever, I didn't want to be stuck in this strange mood all night.

"Aww, then its okay. Say hello to Mr. and Mrs. Uzumaki!" said Itachi before running inside the kitchen again, singing "Wouldn't it be nice" from the Beach Boys. Is he adopted? "Oh, by the way Naruto!" he said while he stuck his head out from the kitchen door. "Come here whenever you want to! Sasuke can't live without you! He can't stop talking about you! I've actually heard him scream your name when he's in the bathroom. Foolish little brother. Well, g'night!"

"Itachi!" I yelled in a tone that was animalistic. I was reconsidering the thing about your fingers but now I know THAT I SHOULD WAIT UNTIL YOU FINISH DIGESTING THEM SO THAT I CAN MAKE YOU EAT THEM AGAIN! "Don't hear him; he was dropped as a baby." I said exasperated.

"I know." He said flushing. It's not true! Well, not the part about the bathroom. I opened the door and lead him outside.

"Well, see ya tomorrow then." I said looking to the floor, still wanting to die in the hole.

"Um, yeah. Try to be quiet when you dream about me, bastard. So… goodnight." He said quietly. I finally looked at him and saw his eyes on mine, immediately blue ones looked to another place in embarrassment. He stepped back to leave, when he suddenly yanked forward and planted a kick kiss on my cheek before turning around and leaving. "Bye, Sasu." He exclaimed while running.

"Bye Naruto." I said awkwardly. When I looked inside the house I saw Itachi sticking his head from the kitchen's door.

"ITACHI!"

"Eep!" he said in a feminine way.

…my eyes widened at the thought of my memories. Why am I rethinking this? Uchihas don't get embarrassed or thoughtful over the same topic. I stretched my feet under the desk to return my gaze to Naruto, who was now too busy playing on his chair, only standing on two legs. He's such an idiot, I already told him that if he keeps doing that he's going to finish with that chair up his ass. Now he's going too low. The idiotic blond was too busy playing with his pen on his mouth too care about going too low, too far and now the legs were sliding and he's going to fall. Yep, he's going to fall. Oh, there you have, he fell.

The sound of the chair AND his head hitting the wooden floor flooded the room, letting laughs and giggles be heard. Naruto made an "Oof!" sound before yanking his head up and scratching the back of his neck with a slight blush.

"Heh, heh, heh… who would say, it's comfortable here!" he said with a big goofy grin playing on his mouth. Girls giggled and boys pretty much snorted, off course Kiba was laughing his ass off. Naruto suddenly turned his head on my direction and that's when night and day crushed, our eyes meeting. I let a small smile visible for him, and immediately he turned his head onto another direction. Why does he is interested in my reaction? It's not as if I own him… or maybe… maybe he cares about what I think of him. But why would he?

The bell rang in that moment, making all the people on the room leave. Naruto was still on the floor with a stupid smile. Slowly, I put my books on my bag and started walking in his direction. Stupid morons falling down from chairs.

"Guess you discovered the most humiliating way to the floor." I said grinning. Aaah, I love to make fun of him. It makes me feel more alive, I know that I like the suffering of others, so don't be bitching around about me being so "mean".

"Shut up Teme! It wasn't my fault! This school's desks are so cheap and common that they can't hold a big, hot guy like me. I don't see how they are able to support all your ego." He said pouting. I love when he pouts, means I am doing something right. "Now help me get to my feet, duck-butt." He said extending his hand to me, waiting to be taken. I looked at it expectantly and arched an eyebrow. Is he really hoping to be just helped like that? Hn. He looked in my direction when he felt no assistance and gave me a questioning look.

"Hmm… I don't know if you interact a lot with other human beings that aren't me or… or me, but normal people help others when they ask for It." he said with a big grin that said `I'm superior! Ha!'

"I do know the tendencies of people, but I don't understand your lack of manners. You can ask me nicely to do it and we'll see if I'm on the mood to do it. So go on, I'm waiting for you." I said. Ha! Take THAT bastard! He looked at me, obviously angry. I loooove that look he makes to me when he's about to explode.

"You have to be kiddin'…" he said narrowing his eyes. When my silence explained it all to the dobe, he just sighted in annoyance. "Why are you such an arrogant and stuck-up bastard?" he said expecting an answer. Well he's not getting one from me if he doesn't give me what I want. When I said nothing he made a sound between a Rooarr and a Gaaarhh.

"Sasuke, would you… would you help me here?" he said whispering it to the ground. Well, at least it's something and I don't want to spend all my time in here.

"Well, now that is better." I said grinning. I took his hand and helped him to stand up.

"Finally! You know, you can make a serious and patient person like me loose his temper. I wonder how is your mother still alive, she should have attempted suicide after she had risen a kid like you!" he scratched his head in a painful way and took his books. I helped him to get the chair to its normal position and started walking. He finally made his way next to me and we started walking in silence.

The mood between us now was a little… different from before. We were not acting as awkward and insecure like the day after the little "almost-like-sort-of-a kiss". Hell, we didn't even talk in all day! Now we were relaxed but there was still something palpable there, a little feeling that emerged to me whenever I saw his lips or his eyes on me. I know he feels it too because whenever we touch accidentally its like an electric shock happens between us, just that a… pleasurable one. One that makes you feel warm and suddenly very aware of the other person. And I know he feels it too because he gets a little shocked and looks at me as if saying "Did you feel that?"

"Hey, what'ya doing tonight?" he said suddenly, with the biggest smile ever on his face. Hell, he's like that fucking Cheshire cat or something; I can even see the purple strips.

"Hn. Don't really know. Itachi is going to be home so I might run to the hills." I said remembering Itachi would be the rest of the day home, what meant he will be talking non stop about things such as `spending time together' and `a real brother wouldn't let me die here with my hair stuck in the toaster'.

"Weeeeeeeell- now you have something! You are helping me paint my room!" he said with the same grin as if it was the most wonderful thing on earth. He stayed silently in his place, expectant to see my reaction.

"Hn. No way." I said before turning away and leaving, heading to the cafeteria.

"Wuooo wuoo wuoo!" he said standing in front of me. From where did he come from?

"What?" I spat at him. Is he really thinking that I am going to even considerate helping him painting HIS room? He is probably going to choose stupid colours! I don't want to stay all day long in a room the color a fucking orange!

"You have to help me! Or I might as well die! I am not going to finish today Sasuke, and tomorrow I will be all lazy and wont want to paint my fucking room and you will be bitching me about stinking because I would be too tired to even take a bath and you are going to became unable to sense a scent and my room will look stupid and mom will be mad and dad will say `your room looks as if you had used your ass to paint it' and I will be probably going to drop the complete can of paint on the floor and the other over my balls and I wont be able to have children and THEN you will be really angry for not enjoying your sex life with me! And then the magical pot-"before he kept talking I covered his mouth with my hand and pushed him to the wall, hitting his head.

"Don't you ever shut up?" I said scowling.

"Mhpphdff…hdnnnnd!" he said through my fingers.

"What benefit will bring me if I help you paint your room?" I said annoyed. Am I really considering this?

"You won't have to be with Itachi all the afternoon and… and I will give you a Twinkie!" he said cheerfully, getting my hand away from his mouth.

"…ok. But if you make me paint your room of a stupid color such as orange or green I'm personally dropping the can of paint over your balls." I said opening the doors to enter the cafeteria. Everyone stopped talking the moment they saw me and a new conversation began the next minute. A lot of girls giggling and yelling "I love you Sasuke!" Fucking whores… they are probably going to get pregnant this same year…

"Yo!" Naruto suddenly exclaimed in the direction of the same table as ever. Tenten, Neji, Lee, Ino, Kiba, and the lazy-ass Shikamaru already eating.

"YO!" Exclaimed a louder Kiba, his mouth full of food. And suddenly there he was, a dark haired teen with sun-kissed skin darker than Naruto's and red triangular tattoos on his cheeks.

"It's so troublesome being with you…" said Shikamaru in the same bored tone as ever. His dark brown hair was pulled up in a ponytail, as always. He had pale skin and his eyes revealing boredom.

"Hn." I said as I sat down next to Neji. Neji was a tall dude with large, light brown silky hair. His skin could match mine and his gray eyes were almost white, which was really creepy. But the majority of girls just found him hot. Thank god I'm not a girl or I would be going around drooling for Neji. And have a bleeding vagina once a month.

"I guess you are bothered by something." Said a sudden voice. My face turned in a second to see Neji's gaze fixed on mine. I arched an eyebrow.

"Why would you say that?" I finally said. Why is he always trying to read my mind? It's not like he can, I mean yeah he has pretty damn scary eyes and it's a person who is rather observative but that doesn't mean he can-

"Because you are scowling, and when you are scowling near Naruto means you are pissed off. So I assume it must be your fangirls who squeaked your name again, am I incorrect?" he said with a smirk in its place.

Damn. "I hate you." I said playfully.

My attention was suddenly dragged to the other side of the table where a blur of blond hair passed next to my ear. Next to me was Naruto splattered onto the table, trying his best to grab something that Kiba had in his grasp.

"Give it back to me, you fucking dog-balls!" he exclaimed and reached forward.

"Ha! You wish so! You have to stick your hand through my ass if you want it back!" he said eating a bunch of grapes.

"NOO! You fucking ruined my lunch! Now what am I supposed to catch in mid air?"

"Maybe Uchiha can give you something that will work exactly like grapes but has to be done in a more intimate place." Said Kiba as he began to laugh out loud. What moron laughs over his own jokes? Wait!

"What did you said?" I was suddenly launching towards Kiba. He suddenly stopped laughing and looked at me. His expression turned into one of fear.

"Ah… you know I was just… teasing the Blondie?" he said trying to make up something. No one ever says something involving my cum and survives. Well except Naruto, but he's a dobe and doesn't really know the consequences of things. Hn. Said dobe was now eating Tenten's grapes, who was too interested looking at Kiba's stupid fear face.

"Aww, good morning Sasuke-kun!" I heard that fucking annoying high pitched voice, and instantly Kiba's smile was back to place in his face… and then I was held into a tight embrace.

"Hn." I said while getting free of Sakura's stupid hug. She doesn't like me anymore but she's still so fucking annoying.

Sakura had, as I said tons of times before, stupid, short, ugly, greasy pink hair. And a men hair cut! She had green eyes, well they were rather nice. She had a nice body and was rather short. Fucking plane bitch.

"Oh! Sakura-kun! Finally you arrive! I'm so happy your happy and youth-full face is here now!" Said Lee, almost starting to cry. It's normal for that guy, don't be scared. I don't even want to describe Lee. Let's just say that green spandex suits are involved in the situation. But he's a nice guy.

"Oh, hi Lee! Hello, Naruto." She said in a cheerful voice.

"Hi, Sakura-chan!" explained that stupid idiot. He was standing immediately, greeting her as ever he did, with all that excitement evidently showing in his face.

I let go of Kiba, hearing as he sighted, and sat down again. Everything turned back to normal in few minutes. Well, as normal as this little group is.

"I'm telling you that! That guy is so scary! He has tattoos in the palm of his hands in form of mouths! Mouths, man! Who the fuck would have that?"

"He likes to stick his tongue out, I noticed that." said Ino between giggles. Ino was slightly taller than Sakura. Her hair was less annoying too. She had blond hair, much paler than Naruto's and had blue eyes too, but hers were a lot of tones les brighter than Naruto's.

"This new teachers are so troublesome." Said Shikamaru while trying to sleep on his chair.

"Oh, how can you tell that? Teachers are here to help and guide us! They are like Gods for us in this world full of knowledge! Just like Gai! He's the most—"

"Oh, God! My potato has something weird on it!" Sakura suddenly interrupted Lee to talk about a potato fry that is probably bigger than her boobs. Hn, how rude. "It's like a booger or something… oh, God! I'm grossed out!" she squeaked shoving her tray of food to her side.

"Gimme' here! Ol' Papa Kiba wants some of that!" Kiba exclaimed and launched forward to grab anything he could from the forgotten tray of food in the middle of the table. I just grunted in disgust meanwhile Naruto just chuckled in his seat. Ino giggled and Shikamaru just sighted.

"You are so gross, Kiba! That thing might contain an infectious disease or something and you kindly devour it! Ewww!" she said, slightly punching Kiba in the ribs while he devoured all the fries.

"Hey!" he exclaimed spitting some pieces of potato in my direction. I just scowled at him… if he throws anything at me that was in his mouth again I swear I'm going to make something a little unhealthy to him to prevent ANY more food can get into his mouth ever again. Ever. I think he saw my expression of "I'm-on-my-days-fuck-off" cuz he scratched the back of his head with an obnoxious look in his face. "My family always told me to eat EVERYTHING! Some kid in Taiwan may be starving and would want to eat at least a booger! And there you are throwing potatoes with boogers around! You should be more grateful, Sakura. Tsk, tsk, tsk…" he said devouring the Booger Potato.

"He might be telling the truth… in a rather unconventional way, but it's the truth. A kid would want to devour Reptar now." Said with a matter-of-factly tone Ten Ten, her buns wiggling in her head as she nodded. She has brown hair, devilish smile, nice brown eyes and always wore buns and Chinese outfits. She didn't wear kimonos but her style was based on Chinese culture.

"Reptar…? May I ask?" inquired Ino with a thoughtful expression on her face, her blond bang falling to her face.

"Oh, well, I decided I should name the little potato and since it had a booger it was rather obvious that it was named Reptar. You know, because is green." She said smiling. Hey! What's wrong with Booger Potato? It's a nicer name for a cute potato!

"Hey! That is a brilliant name! I might use it to name my dog!" grinned Naruto as he balanced his weight on his knees over the chair.

"What the fuck are you talking about, dude? You don't have a dog!" exclaimed Kiba suddenly interested in the conversation. Right… so if Michael Jackson was a paedophile then… what is Kiba? How do you name the dog-lovers? "Do you?" claimed Kiba with a hurt expression on his face. Oh yeah! They are called creep assholes without a life.

"Of course he doesn't. He can't even take care of himself, how do you want him to care over a dog?" I said under my breath, smirking.

"Hey! Well I want to tell you that I used to have a pretty little turtle named Rita! And I took good care of her!" he exclaimed turning in my direction, pouting.

"Oh, yeah, Rita. Hey, can you remind me where did she stay her last days on earth?" I said finally putting my entire gaze over the blond, who was blushing by now.

"Uh-h… that's not the point! Forget it!" he suddenly babbled out and turned around looking into the ceiling.

"Do you mean the turtle that spend two weeks under the fridge?" suddenly asked Neji, forming part of the conversation. I thought he was dead by now… Hn.

"Ohmygawd! You seriously made that poor little creature spend her last weeks under a cold nasty fridge?" said a pale Sakura. Hn, yeah right, bitch. As if someone could believe you care for animals. Well, now that I think about it, it makes sense. I mean, you are a fucking snake and your family consists of fucking rats. Yeah, it makes sense.

"I-It wasn't my fault! How was I supposed to know she was there?" exclaimed Naruto with the biggest blush ever in his cheeks. I like how this sounds.

"Hn, yeah. It would be really difficult to imagine that since her fishbowl was in you room." I said with a devilish smirk on my face. Naruto turned in my direction, his gaze practically clinging knifes to my body. Hm… you need to get better at that, darling, cuz I can still feel my ribs. "How did poor Rita end up under the fridge, that is a real mystery." I said with an obnoxious look on my face.

"Whoah, men! That is brutal! It was just a turtle, men! I don't imagine what would you do to a Chihuahua! Ha ha!" exclaimed Kiba.

"Troublesome humans, trying to have control over other species. Having pets should be forbidden." Whispered Shikamaru from his calm spot on the table.

"Oh, yeah. And what about you lizard?" asked Ten Ten in Shikamaru's direction.

"It's an iguana. And keep her aside from this." he said with a cold expression on his face. No one EVER touches his iguana. Is like his baby or something. Hn, it's weird but it doesn't surprise me that someone as lazy as Shikamaru has an iguana. The goddamn things don't even move.

In that moment the bell rang and we pulled reluctantly to our feet.

"See ya later, dog-breath!" said Naruto at the time he punched Kiba in the face.

"Don't die trying to open your locker, idiot!" grinned Kiba, petting Naruto on the head.

"Hn."

"Goodbye, Sasuke-kun! Bye Naruto!" Said Sakura in her annoying voice. Geez, why can't she just shut the hell up?

"See ya!" said the grinning idiot. We walked aside to the other side of the cafeteria, to the locker rooms, because, yes you guessed, we have P.E.