This is an iCarly Interview
Summary- This Is An iCarly Interview, if you didn't guess, ask the iCarly gang and their friends and family crazy questions and dare them insane dares-they'll do 'em-trust me!
Disclaimer-I thought we were on the same page here
Chapter 6
Andrea-Look who's baaaaaaaaaaack! Sorry for the long wait, but here I am again. And this is…! *Stops for everyone to say An iCarly Interview*
Carly-This is what?
Andrea-Y'all were supposed to go An iCarly Interview! Woo! C'mon, let's try again.
Spencer-Where's Sam and Freddie?
Andrea-Shhh! Okay, ready? This is…!
Everyone-*without any enthusiasm*An iCarly Interview! Woo!
Andrea-Yeah, that's it! *Goes to high-five Spencer*
Spencer-*flinches* Ahh! Don't hit me!
Andrea-I wasn't gunna-I was just-ugh, whatever. Oh, yeah, this is my friend *points to girl next to her* Melissa! But we all call her Meli because Melissa is just not a cool name.
Meli-Hey! I'm Meli, better known as MySeaSaltIceCream here on FanFiction! For this chapter I'll be replacing Kate/Sophia! And at least my name isn't Andrea, which sounds like a type of roadkill.
Andrea-Well, excuse me.
Spencer-Wait, FanFiction? This Chapter? What are you talking about?
Meli-Nothing!
Spencer-But-
Andrea-Shh! Ok, first I'm going to start with an apology. I didn't do some dares and questions in the last chapter. And I'm so sorry. But I can't use all of the dares, especially if the chapter's getting too long. And some of 'em are just weird.
Carly-That's not nice.
Andrea-And since when am I nice in these interviews? If I was always nice this would be no fun!
Spencer-Not really
Andrea-I think it so and that's all that matters
*Seddie walks in*
Sam-*mocking* Stop it
Freddie-*rolling his eyes* Sam
Sam-*mocking* Sam
Andrea-Sit down, nothing is so important that you must interrupt this interview
Sam-I broke up with him
Andrea & Meli-Le Gasp!
Andrea-That is unacceptable!
Meli-*Slaps Freddie* Bad!
Freddie-Why are you slapping me? She broke up with me!
Meli-Yes, you let her break up with you, though
Freddie-She doesn't need my permission to break up with me
Meli-You're so stupid!
Freddie-What? I'm so confused.
Meli-Exactly!
Andrea-Stop! *Flips through dares, looking for a seddie one* YES! This one is from:
rOcKeR4liiF3
I dare Sam and Freddie to stare at each other. Just stare. No talking, no making weird faces, no looking away, just breathing and stare at each other for the WHOLE chapter. Whichever fails and talks, makes a face and/or looks away, get's a wedgie from the winner. The winner gets whatever they want.
Andrea-Go!
Seddie-*giving each other evil glares*
Andrea-You're ruining the point of this!
Meli-Stop staring!
Spencer-You guys are scaring me!
Andrea-Stop staring! *Slaps both of them on the back of the head which makes them head-butt each other*
Seddie-OW!
Andrea-You deserved it!
Meli-Ok, from
ScarletMoone
I dare Sam to drink 90 pounds of milk under one minute. If she pukes, she loses the food challenge
Sam-Ha, you insult me.
*Football team gives her a tube that is connected to a giant pitcher of milk*
Andrea-Ok, go!
Sam-*Starts chugging*
Carly-She's actually doing it!
Sam-*Finishes*
Andrea-34.89776 seconds
Carly-I didn't know that was humanly possible!
Spencer-I don't think it is
Sam-Gotta pee! *Runs out*
Spencer-TMI
Griffin-INN
Andrea-What?
Griffin-Information not needed
Meli and Andrea-Oh…
Meli-That makes sense
Andrea-Wait, why TMI and INN? Don't ya'll urinate?
Griffin-Yeah…
Spencer-Yes I do
Andrea-Then get over yourselves!
Spencer-Be mean then…
Andrea-Trust me, I will
Meli-Oh well, this one's from
Boris Yelstin
Question: Anyone ever seen the Sopranos before?
Spencer and Gibby-*scream like little school girls*
Spencer-Omigod yes!
Gibby-You too? Doncha just love when-
Spencer-Yes! Especially when-
Gibby-Oh my fruit juice that's my favorite, well except for when-
Spencer-Oh yeah, nothing can beat that
Gibby and Spencer-Ahhhhh
Everyone else-*stares at them in amazement*
Andrea-Okay, now that that awkward moment is over. Meli, read another dare please.
Griffin-Who don't you say please to anyone else?
Andrea-Because she's my guest
Carly-We're all your guests!
Andrea-We're in your studio, and so I'm your guest, and I think you need to be nice to your guest and your guest's guest or I'll be forced to tase you.
Carly-Hmph
Meli- Hahahaha We're doing this one next!
Carly-Why?
Andrea-Yeah, why?
Spencer-Meli, why?
*Meli and Andrea look at Spencer*
Spencer-Sorry…
Meli-Anyway… this one's from
PurpleMousefurGomez
I dare Andrea to go on a date with wimpy and u have to do it
Andrea-No
Zach-They spelled my last name wrong! It's W-E-M-P-E!
Andrea-Oh, shut up!
Zach-Oh, you know you love me
Andrea-No, I don't think I was informed about that!
Sam-Shut up! This is an iCarly interview not a Zach Andrea fight fest! I wanna go home!
Andrea-Why is it a Zach Andrea fight fest? Why is his name first?
Zach-I'm more important, and taller
Andrea-Don't you even start with me
Zach-Butch!
Andrea-You don't get to call Butch! Butch is mine!
Butch-*walks up to Zach*
Zach-Butch, get me some hand sanitizer, zesty citrus fruit please
Andrea-No
Zach-*Grabs hand sanitizer from butch and puts way too much on* Oh, yes
Andrea-*Runs away yelling* Nooooooooo!
Zach-*Chases after her*
Freddie-That was weird
Sam-Oh, shut up
Meli-OoH! Let's do this one!
Fionagirl57
i dare carly to kiss luwbert's wort and i dare sam to kiss griffin on the lips(but i still like seddie)
Carly-Ew!
Sam-Ooh! I'd be happy to!
Griffin-Uh, Sam, I don't think that's such a good-
Sam-*Kisses griffin*
Griffin-Idea and oh my chiznits you taste like milk and I'm not sure if I find that appealing or revolting.
Carly-I'm not touching his wart
Meli-Kiss a picture of it?
Carly-…fine…
Meli-Butch!
*Football team brings in big blowup of lewbert's wart-just his wart*
Sam-Looks like a meatball
Freddie-Your face looks like a meatball
Sam-Your future looks like a meatball
Freddie-What?
Carly-Your future looks like a small sphere of meat now I have to kiss this thing so SHUT UP *Carly kisses it*
Gibby-Does it taste like chicken? *laughs at his lame joke*
Carly-GIBBY!
Gibby-Sorry…
Meli-Here's one from
Daydreamkid
aNot this kid again
Meli-Oh shut up meatball face
gibby-how come guppy never talks?
Gibby-*looks at Guppy* well, why not?
Guppy-*whispers in Gibby's ear*
Gibby-He doesn't like to. And no, you can't take off your shirt. If I have to suffer you're suffering with me!
Guppy-*runs out*
Andrea-*Runs in and locks door* I hate him
Meli-Andrea's got a boytoy, Andrea's got a boy-
Andrea-*Throws cucumber at her*
Meli-Ah! Wait, cucumber?
Andrea-I knocked Zach out with it
Meli-Ah.
Andrea-Next one?
Meli-Uh, yeah… here's one!
Seddierox
I dare Sam to make out with Reuben!
Sam-Sure
Freddie-Wha?
Sam-Where's the little dweeb?
Andrea-Conneticuit. You have to make out with him through skype *Connects with Rueben and he popps up on screen*
Sam-Can we do this in private?
Meli-nope!
Reuben-What's this duck in the mud?
Andrea-Gibby, what did the child just say?
Gibby-He said: What's going on?
Sam-I'm going to make out with you through Skype
Rueben-Sorry, there's a tootpooper on the bunsen burner cottontwoshoes *he logs off*
*Everyone looks at Gibby*
Gibby-He has a girlfriend
Griffin-Ooh, REJECTED
Sam-*In threatening tone* Pee Wee….
Griffin-Pee Wee needs to pee wee *Runs out*
Meli-AWKWARD
Andrea-NEXT!
Meli-From
Mew Mew Pachirisu
Andrea has to do this or else I`ll stop reveiwing! Switch places with Carly for 1 chapter and only 1!
Carly-HA! Next chapter we switch places! THAT MEANS YOU CAN DARE Andrea ANYTHING YOU PLEASE! TORTURE CHAPTER!
Everyone- …
Carly-Sorry…
Abdrea-*Places hand on her shoulder* It's okay, we all have moments we wanna takeover he world
Carly-*nods*
Andrea-Next one!
Meli-*reads dare* Ooh, it's a seddie!
Andrea-From
Seddie star
Hey everyone, I dare Sam and Freddie to hug each other
Seddie-*hugs*
Freddie-Uh, Sam, you're crushing me
Sam-Oh, I know
Everyone else-*Looks at one another like AW CHIZNITZ then tries to break seddie apart and soon succeeds*
Andrea-Oh my shizsicles!
Meli-Okay, NEXT!
PurpleMousefurGomez
I dare Spencer to tell Carly what really happened to their mom
Carly-She's overseas with our dad
Spencer-DUH
Andrea-*Glares at him*
Spencer-*sinks in his chair* Sorry
Andrea-Mhmm…. Any who
Meli-Next one!
Andrea-I'd like to take a sec to recognize how well we're doing!
Gibby-Why thank you!
Andrea-Not you, me! This chapter is moving along!
Spencer-Again with the chapter thing!
Andrea-ANYWAY
Meli-This one is from
TheAndreaKillerslol
Andrea-There is nothing to laugh out loud about killing Andrea!
Zach-*Barges in room* Andrea I'm gunna kill you!
Andrea-That's not nice…
Zach-Not… not NICE? You knocked me out with a cucumber!
Andrea-It's not my fault your big head has the composture of a balloon
Freddie-You mean composure
Andrea-Do you need to leave?
Freddie-No
Meli-ANYWAY
I dare Sam to tell Crazy that she's pregnant with Freddie's baby
Sam-*Looks at Crazy who is tied up in the corner* I'm pregnant with Freddie's baby
Andrea-*Walking over to Crazy* You have to say it with more enthusiasm!
Sam-*With fake enthusiasm* I'm pregnant with Freddie's baby!
Andrea*Rips The duct tape on Crazy's mouth off not very nicely*
Crazy-OW! I heard the dare I'm not some dummie
Andrea-You don't need to lie to yourself, it's bad for your self-esteem
Crazy-I don't think that's
Andrea*Reapplies duct tape to Crazy's mouth*
Meli-That's better
Andrea-Next?
Meli-Next!
Don't have a login yet
I dare Sam to tell Crazy that she's pregnant
Andrea-But we just…
Spencer-JUST MOVE ON
Andrea-Well…
Spencer-I just wanna watch Celebrities Underwater
Andrea-Just calm down, we're moving on
Spencer-Thank you
Andrea-Next!
SOMEONE
I don't think T-Bo is in the story. Please add him! I also have a dare for him. BRING 12 SMOOTHIES AND SPILL THEM ON CRAZY!
T-Bo-Yo
Andrea-How did you…?
T-Bo-I heard my name
Andrea-Okay! I have a dare for you
T-Bo-Oh, I heard it
Andrea-Then do the honors
T-Bo-I only have bite-size smoothies, is that okay?
Andrea-*Stares at him in disbelief* I-um-I-it's-bitsize-I-I guess
T-Bo-You sure? You sounded a little unsure
Andrea-I'm positive
T-bo-Okay *Smashes 12 bite-size smoothies to Crazy's head*
Andrea-That was fun…
Miri-Next one!
SOMEONE
I dare Sam to buy Griffin 12 Peter the Penguin Pee Wee Babies, and he must throw them at Crazy's face. Then I dare Crazy to jump into a river full of poisonous cows! Next I dare everyone to say who they like in the room!
Andrea-Kay, we have supplied the Pee Wee babies
Griffin-This is torture
Sam-Fun torture though!
Griffin-Just get it over with, oh, I can't even watch
Sam-*Throws pee wee babies at Crazy*
Andrea-And since we can't do the other one because Butch didn't get insurance until chapter 8….
Butch-Sorry
Andrea-You're good. Anyway. Crazy, you are excused
*Football team picks her up and takes her away*
Andrea-Now we're going to say who we like!
Meli-Nunya
Andrea-Nunya who?
Meli-Nunya Business!
Andrea-Oh, punny
Meli-Thank you. Your turn
Andrea-Pass
Carly-Griffin
Sam-Every breathing creature except Freddie…. And Gibby
Gibby-tasha
Andrea-YOU WILL DIE ALONE…. Okay, next
Griffin-Pee Wee babies
Carly-*Gives him evil glare*
Griffin-I mean Carly
Spencer-Celebrities drowning!
Zach-Pass
T-Bo-It's this girl named-
Andrea-No one cares! Next!
Mew Mew Pachirisu
Sam can`t know but, Freddie breaks up with Sam and be prepared to run!
Meli-But they're already broken up and you read it out loud so everyone heard
Andrea-Oh, yeah
Meli-Next?
Andrea-Yeah, go ahead
Meli-*Whispers dare to Andrea, which is:
SweetPea01
Freddie has to apoligize and kiss her Dont read next part out loud DONT LET THEM MAKE OUT! If they do I left a 20 watt tazer in the bag attached to this review*
Andrea-*Whispers dare to Freddie*
Freddie-No
Andrea-YES
Freddie-….Sorry Sam
Sam-Too bad
Freddie-*kisses Sam*
Sam-*Does Vulture sleep hold on him* That was fun
Andrea-And you think I'm rude…
Meli-NEXT!
Seddie star
I dare Spencer to read a seddie fanfic (NOT ONESHOT)
Spencer-WHAT IS FANFICTION
Andrea-Just read this *hands him laptop*
Spencer-…okay…
Andrea-Next!
PurpleMousefurGomez
I dare Sam and Freddie to yell what happened to their dads but leave out all
the things that are over k+ same with Spencer's story about Socko
Spencer-Okay, I'll just leave it at…. we met through and we thought the other was female… and when I got there Socko was-
Andrea-Okay, that's enough
Spencer-I didn't get to finish!
Gibby-Isn't Finnish a country?
Andrea-Yeah, and they speak Finland, right?
Freddie-*slaps forehead* Vice versa
Andrea-They speak Vice versa? That's weird. So they talk like, "Pie like I?"
Freddie-No!
Andrea-Then what!
Meli-Okay! Moving on!
PurpleMousefurGomez
I'll give every one $100 if each and every one of u hug me
Carly-But she's not here
Andrea-Oh, contraire!
Gibby-Ooh-la-la
Andrea-What?
Gibby-I thought we were going with the whole French thing
Andrea-Nope
Gibby-Oh
Meli-Here's PurpleMousefurGomez Now hug her for $100!
Everyone-*Hugs her*
PurpleMousefurGomez-Aw, that was nice! Here ya go *Gives Andrea a 100 dollar bill*
Sam-What about me?
PurpleMousefurGomez-I said I'd give you all $100, so have fun splitting it! Bye! *Walks out*
Carly-You aren't splitting that are you?
Andrea-Nope
Sam-*Starts to attack Andrea but just gives up* Eh, I'm too tired; I'll just steal some of your food.
Andrea-You do realize we're in the iCarly Studio, right?
Sam-Eh, I'll just eat some Shay food then
Spencer-Hey!
Carly-You act surprised.
Spencer-*pouts* it's not fair
Andrea-Nothing's fair! But that's okay! Next dare from:
PurpleMousefurGomez
Sam-Wasn't she just here
Andrea-Yup
Gibby-You're hurting my head
Miri-Hey, why haven't I talked in a while?
Andrea-I don't know
Gibby-Stop it! It hurts!
Andrea-Shut up gippy
Everyone-It's Gibby!
Andrea-*in happy tone* Whatever! Next!
Sam- Are you high?
Andrea-*still in a way too happy time* Shut up! Next one, from:
Jane Vulturis Black
Who is a better kisser, Sam or Carly? Answer with the truth!
Freddie-Carly
Andrea-Is that the truth?
Freddie-You'll never know
Andrea-LIAR! *Tases him*
Miri-Are you okay now?
Andrea-Yeah, I'm good
Sam-I enjoyed that
Freddie-*tries to get up but fails* Ugh
Miri-Oh, you okay?
Freddie-I don't think- *passes out*
Miri-Okay then next one from
Purple Panda
I dare seddie to flirt whenever they talk. For instance: Sam-Shut up *groans* ...Cutie Fredward-Why should I! Hottie.
Andrea-*Starts laughing*
Sam-It's not funny! *throws lamp at her*
Andrea-Hey! That almost hit me! Wait, where'd you get a lamp?
Freddie-Where did you get it, babe?
Sam-Oh no you didn't!
Miri-Flirt!
Sam-Hottie
Miri-Better!
Freddie-I'm enjoying this so much
Andrea-And I'm not enjoying it enough! *flips through dares looking for a good one* OoOoOoOh! This one!
Boris Yelstin
I dare Guppy and Carly to dress up like babies, and Sam and Freddie have to play the parents.
Meli-But Guppy's not here.
Andrea-Oh… **** What? What'd you beep me I just said **** Zach STOP THAT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD
Zach-I have no clue what you're talking about…
Andrea-I'm sorry, come back next time and we MIGHT still have Zach here, but right now I must kill him!
_DISCONNECTED_
Yay! Chapter finished! BTW, I want to expand this to ALL ships, it'll be funner (yeah, I said funner; funner and gooder) that way!
So, no matter what you ship you can ask the question here. It can be awkward, funny, or romantic. As long as it's T or under!
Again, sorry for the long wait :S
100th reviewer gets to be in next chapter! (You must be signed in and have enabled pm system OR write your personality in your review) If I don't get to 100 it'll just be the 90th reviewer :D
Sorry I didn't get 'em all, I was trying to get 'em all done for my 1st anniversary bonanza, so it had to be shorter so I could finish! :/ BUT rOcKeR4LiiF3 I will be using your dares in the next chap, cuz they're so good :) Keep 'em coming!
Love Always,
-randomness