"Hope you enjoyed the birthday party we hosted for you, big guy!" Toadette exclaimed as she and several others gathered at Waluigi's Taco Stand in the tropical Seaside Hill to celebrate the tall lanky purple man's birthday.

"Wah... I just don't understand," Waluigi commented while crafting some fresh tacos as he watched Petey Piranha soar high into the clear blue sky and drop colorful confetti down. "Just what have I done to deserve this?"

"Oh, not much except be the shining example of being a background character and getting a fanbase in spite of such a feat," Dry Bowser pinpointed as he was relaxing on the sandy beach in one of the beach chairs available, letting his bones get dried up from the sun's gorgeous rays.

Waluigi was going to comment when he glanced up, to see Birdo riding on a giant white egg that looked like a cloud. Waluigi ended up with egg on his face quite literally as Birdo fell off and landed right on top of him, causing the others to laugh as it was a rather awkward way to end a bizarre man's birthday. Expecting to understand? Too bad, Waluigi time.