Well…this is just a really random thing to get some of my humor out on. I always do such serious stuff so I wanted to start a little nonsense story to make some of my inner insanity go away.

So here it is, a series of random funny drabble focused on our gender bending Kagome/Kyo!

MWUHAHAHA!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Crossover: Dark-Hunter and InuYasha

Pairing implied: I guess Acheron and Kagome

-Preference -

Acheron was in the zone. He was so not going to loose the bet between him, Jaden, Takeshi, and Kagome. Most definitely not to the immortal miko, she was far too insane to not be afraid of what could happen if she had free reign of anyone.

He was just about to go on his winning lap of Mario Cart when Kagome's voice rung out on his head set.

"Hey Ash, are you gay?"

That made him pause in utter shock for a moment, but before he could speak, she kept going.

"As in you prefer the hotdog to the bun? The enchilada to the taco? The churro to the doughnut? The meat and two veg to the honey pot?"

She did not just say what she thought he said. She was not nearly that insane to endanger her life like that.

But apparently, she was, because Jaden and Takeshi were laughing so loud that he was having a hard time hearing her.

"The twinkie to the hoho? The banana to the peach? The one eyed monster to the take no prisoners?"

She was still going? Did she not realize he would make sure to get her back for all this?

"The picachu to the jiggly-puff?"

That snapped him out of his thoughts. "That makes no sense, Kagome."

"Doesn't have to, I was just distracting you so that you lost."

He flicked his eyes to the screen to see that he did, indeed, loose.

"Hope you like the color pink, because your hair is going to be that color for two weeks." The miko chirped before signing off.

Acheron was left listening to the peanut gallery laughing their asses off.

He would get Kagome back.

I am evil. And no, I don't think is Acheron is gay, I just thought it would be pretty dang funny. In fact I love Ash. He's like a deadly, scary, freakishly tall teddy bear.

And I think he got ripped off in his book…I mean, it was like bam, he liked her and they were off to make babies. It wasn't like with the others where there was that initial lust, they get charmed, and they fall in love. He just fell in love.