A/N : Thank you for all the reviews that you left they were so awesomely inspiring! Ok so here is chapter three hope you like it!

Ok so when we heard that we had to live with Itachi and Deidara, well I was seriously considering the window again and Anzu kept slamming her head against the wall (well actually it was my head but you know it was the same thing for Anzu and I was pretty used to it by now!).

We had most of our stuff packed and had it brought to the house already.

Itachi and Deidara were already there so all that was left was for me and Anzu to get to the house and it was in walking distance so we headed out for our latest adventure\ mission.

Adventure being living in a new place with loads of new things that we would do and mission meaning KILL Itachi and Deidara (ok so maybe not kill but hell if we were going to be forced to stay there we were going to have a bit of fun) and maybe Anzu might kill Deidara but hey there were some things that were not within my power of stopping.

"Come on you're going to have to come!" I said for the thousand time to Anzu.

"Like I said before there's no way in hell that I'm going to live with them" she hurled back at me from the wardrobe of the empty room which we were supposed to be leaving.

"It's them or Orochimaru" I taunted. I definitely didn't want to bring him into it but I was running out of options!

"I'll take Orla" (Anzu code for Orochimaru).

"You will come because I took the liberty of getting Itachi to buy…SMARTIE COOKIES" for the record Anzu, and this may come as a shock has a weakness (go ahead gasp with shock) but they're smartie cookies as you probably already guessed so if ever in an extremely difficult situation with her smartie cookies are the way to go, trust me.

As expected without a moments hesitation Anzu burst out of the wardrobe "let us go" she roared.

"FOR SMARTIE COOKIES" we both yelled in our best "leader of an army during massive battle in the Lord of The Rings" impression then we both raced out of the room and headed for our new house.

The Uchiha police grounds were not that big but knowing us and our super navigational skills we turned what should have been a ten minute walk into two hours of running around freaking out because of course we ran the wrong way.

Eventually, we came to the house because of some great directions (that even we could understand) from a nice old lady so on our way we kept screaming " BLESS THE ELDERLY!".

Anyway we got to the house and the door was open so we came in and to our surprise the place was quite nice especially the kitchen (I really hoped either Itachi or Deidara could cook because I sure as hell couldn't and Anzu, well lets just say that she has a talent for blowing up microwaves).

Itachi was sitting at the table and I noticed he had a gun (as expected of a police officer so I had to ask!). "Wow gun" I exclaimed as I reached for it. "No way" he said a bit alarmed as he backed away slightly.

"I was just kidding… but if you felt the need to let me play with it I couldn't say no" I ventured obviously pushing my luck.

"Yeah, I can totally see it now Itachi gives you his gun and you play a game with it and then ten minutes you'll be telling us how sorry you are for shooting Deidara in the face!" Anzu teased, "who shot me in the face?" Deidara asked as he walked into the kitchen, "oh nobody" Anzu said to him,

"good" he smiled,

"yet" she added smiling sadistically to herself, and Deidara's smile turned into a worried horrified look. I can't really blame him If you ask me because

Its one thing to give me a gun and an entirely different massacre that involves the police and straight jackets if you give one to Anzu. After that we "decorated" the house "to make it more homey" as we told Itachi he had to let us because it was just as much our house as it was his and Deidara but I definitely think he was very reluctant to do so.

Anyway by the time we declared that we were finished there was a picture of a demonic chef on the door of the kitchen and a sign on the door of my room that said "do not enter cultish ritual in progress".

The sitting room had tons of information on the joys satanic worshiping (note: we do not worship satin and we do not participate in any cultish rituals, sadly).

It was definitely a bit of a shock for Itachi and Deidara when they came back from the shop to find all of this especially since we ran around quoting "The Mummy" "death is only the beginning mwahhahhhaaaa" we both yelled.

Ok so I really thought that us living there wasn't going to be fun but to be honest we were having the time of our life.