Miss-Ella: I haven't written anything in ages... I realise this... don't worry, this is actually all finished and written, I just need to type it up... Of which I'll tomorrow cause I'm exhausted...
Atobe,
It has come to my attention that Akutagawa Jirou has become a frequent nuisance at our practice. I'm aware that while you're Europe, and no longer his captain, you have the most control over him still, and it would be appreciated is you could step in on this matter. You would have the thanks of all Rikkai if you did.
Goodbye,
Sanada Genichirou
Sanada,
Your situation has been read, acknowledged, discussed, and ignored.
Regardless, Atobe.
P.S. Where did you get Ore-sama's email?
Atobe,
Your lack of interception on this matter has forced Yukimura-buchou to step in and take actions.
Goodbye, Sanada
P.S Tezuka had it... I won't ask why...
Sanada,
Because of your last email, ore-sama had to check that Jirou was alive. Lucky for Yukimura, he was. Next time don't make it sound like he was killed, people might use the letter as evidence against him.
Atobe.
P.S All the captains have it. Why'd Tezuka give it to you?
Atobe,
If Akutagawa were dead, I wouldn't have put that in an email.
Sanada
P.S Because Yukimura buchou wouldn't.
Sanada,
That was a pointlessly short email.
Atobe
P.S Why wouldn't Yukimura give it to you?
Atobe,
That email was even more pointless.
Sanada
P.S I don't know.
Sanada,
Then stop emailing me.
Atobe
Atobe,
Stop emailing me and I will.
Sanada
Sanada,
That's just childish of you.
Atobe
Atobe,
Yet you haven't stopped.
Sanada
Sanada,
Fine. If we're going to talk, let's do it properly. What news do you have?
Atobe
Atobe,
Not much has happened. Akutagawa stopped coming to practice. I think Marui actually misses him. The rest of us do not... Seigaku is doing abysmal this season with their players split in half.
We've exceeded to the next round in regionals. We're the expected win this year.
Not much else.
Sanada
Sanada,
That's not the kind of news I meant. I mean gossip! Who's dating who, that kind of thing!
I noticed you didn't mention Hyoutei in your spiel. =)
Atobe.
Atobe,
I don't pay attention to that kind of thing. I'm surprised you thought I would.
...Is that a smiley face?
Sanada
Sanada,
Oh, so you know what a smiley is then?
Is there anyone you could ask on your team, for gossip? At least tell me whose dating who on your team...
Atobe
Atobe,
I'm not actually going to ask my team mates if they're dating people.
Sanada
Sanada,
Pretty please?
Atobe
Atobe,
I had Renji compile a list of who's dating who on my team. He's taken it as a challenge, and is also compiling a list for the whole tennis circuit and who they're dating...
Couldn't you have asked your own team mates?
Sanada
Sanada,
NIOU'S DATING OSHITARI?
Atobe
Atobe,
... You didn't even answer my question...
But yes, Renji has assured me this is true, as it came as a shock to me too.
Sanada
Sanada,
Your question was stupid, I never would of gotten all this information off one of my team mates, except maybe Yuushi... but there's a chance he wouldn't have told me all this.
Will you be sending the rest of it to me?
Atobe
Atobe,
Enclosed is the full list that Renji compiled. I hope you appreciate it.
And if you want to know anything else, ask Oshitari...
Sanada
Sanada,
If you're willing to tell me what I want to know, then why would I bother asking Yuushi?
Atobe
Atobe,
If you're only going to email me to ask for useless information, don't.
Sanada
Sanada,
Fine I'll stop emailing you, but after I write two things.
1. It's not pointless information to me, and
2. Your name wasn't on the list.
Atobe
Atobe,
Now I have to reply. For starters, just because it's not you, doesn't mean it's not pointless to me. Secondly, I don't have time to date.
Sanada
Atobe,
Fine, be stubborn, don't reply.
Sanada
Atobe,
When are you coming back?
Sanada
"Niou?"
The white haired patenshi looked up at his fuko-buchou with wide eyes, dripping his shoe-laces.
"It wasn't me! Yagyuu put the gum in the brat's hair brush, not me!"
Sanada's face quickly turned from passive to a glare. "Yagyuu did what?"
Niou blinked, before smiling hesitantly. "Oh, nothing... Now, what can I do for you, my esteemed fuko-buchou?"
"I need to know how to check my emails on my phone..."
Niou sweat dropped. "That's it? No screaming torcher? No '1000 laps, NOW!'?"
"If you want, it can be arranged..."
"I'm good!" Niou held out his hand to take Sanada's phone, before showing him how to check it. "Here, you already have one..."
"Don't read it!"
"ATOBE?"
A/N: Well, you know the drill, Review~