I was watching Shrek and the others saying their good byes to each other. I was on the ship looking on. I decided to help Shrek find the heir to the throne. Arthur. That name, for some reason, feels so familiar. I'm 16 and an orphan. My parents died when I was 5 and I grew up in the streets learning to fight and fend for myself. Only recently have I joined some people on this ship. They were not my friends. I learned that there are no friends in this world the hard way.

That is why I don't associate with people and I treat people kinda harsh. It's not my fault but if I haven't been betrayed and hurt everyday in my life, then I would probably have a lot of friends. I only use my fighting skills when necessary. I managed to figure out the weakest points of the body and I use them to my ability. There are pressure points and they pretty easy to find but to hit them in the right spot is hard. I practiced it every day.

My name is Anya (on ya) and I have light brown wavy hair that reached my mid back. But I tied it up in a ponytail. I had wavy bangs that went down to my chin and framed my face. My eyes were hazel but they change to either darker or lighter shades of yellow and brown depending on my mood or what I wear. I'm not very girlish but my appearance looks like it. I had a medium skin tone. I don't like dresses so I used a red peasant mini skirt with black tight leggings under. I had a red lace up top that showed my flat stomach. I had thigh high light brown boots. I had light brown arm brands that covered my fore arm for protection.

I looked upon Shrek and Fiona ad saw how happy and loved they were. I smiled at them. They deserved each other. I sighed. I wanted what they had but who could love me. I mean, I'm mean, harsh, and I was always angry for some reason. I always hurt people and I don't feel anything. I'm supposed to feel remorse and frankly, I really don't. I guess it's because I've been hurt too much and I don't trust people like I should. I realized it was time to go so we could make it back in time.

"Blow the horn." I said to the man with the horn.

"As you wish, young one." I hate how they treated me. They act like I can't take care of myself but I can.

He blew the horn and I saw Shrek, donkey, and puss in boots coming onto the boat.

I looked up at the sky and saw donkey's children draw 'we love you daddy'

"Bye-Bye babies!" he yelled.

"Raise anchors!" I yelled. There was no captain but whoever yelled orders we followed.

"Shrek!" I hear Fiona yell to her husband.

"What!" he yelled back. The boat was already moving.

"I'm…I'm…" She said something else but the man with the horn blew the horn to announce our departure.

"Ha-ha-ha, I love you too honey." He said. He must've thought she said she loved him.

"No! No…I said I'm…" again the man blew the horn as she said something else.

"Oh for the love of…" I hit the 2 pressure point in his upper arm and lower rib and his arm went limp while Shrek took his horn and threw it away.

"WHAT!"

"I SAID IM PREGNANT!" she yelled proudly. I heard cheers and Shrek, well Shrek was in a bit of a shock.

"WHAT WAS THAT!" he yelled.

"YOU'RE GOING TO BE A FATHER!"

"HAHA THAT'S GREAT!"

"REALLY? I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO! I LOVE YOU!"

"HAHA ME TOO"

"I'm going to be an uncle, I'm going to be an uncle, I'm going to be an uncle." Donkey said

"And you my friend are going to be royally…" but before puss in boots could finshed, the fog horn blew its horn.