A/N: Just a little dialogue exercise to try and combat some writers block. Enjoy!

-:-

"Hey Hummel, you awake?"

"No."

"Oh, okay."

"…Really Noah?"

"What?"

"Are you that stupid? Who could sleep with Finn doing his chainsaw impersonation across the room?"

"Shesh, you don't have to get all bitchy, it was just a question."

"I've gotten little over four hours of sleep in the past two nights, courtesy of Finn. Sue me."

"…"

"…"

"Hummel?"

"What?"

"I don't want to sleep on the floor."

"What do you want me to do about it?"

"I dunno."

"Then man up and stop whining."

"…"

"Why are you laughing?"

"…"

"Noah!"

"I was just told to man up by Kurt Hummel."

"Ugh, you're such a Neanderthal."

"At least I'm not gay."

"At least I'm going places with my life."

"Ouch."

"Go to sleep, Noah."

"Move over, Kurt."

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Shut up! You'll wake up Finn!"

"Noah! Get out of my bed!"

"No way, dude. The floor's hard."

"Really? I didn't know."

"Stop being such a smartass."

"I would rather be a smartass than a dumbass."

"Har har, now move it."

"No. Get out."

"No."

"Ugh!"

"…"

"…"

"Noah, get your hands off me right now or I swear I will forcibly shave that godforsaken Mohawk."

"But you're warm!"

"Hands. Off. Now."

"Fine; god, you're so pissy."

"And you're a dimwitted imbecile."

"…"

"…"

"Oof! NOAH! GET OFF ME!"

"Mmm"

"Can't… Brea… the!"

*Thump*

"OW! Why'd you push me off?"

"CAUSE I COULN'T BREATHE WITH YOUR INCREDIBLEY HEAVY BODY MASS ON TOP OF ME!"

"Incredibly heavy body mass of pure muscle."

"..What are you guys doing?"

"Nothing Finn, Noah was just returning to his bed on the floor. Go back to sleep."

"Mhmkay."

"…"

"…"

"Kurt?"

"What?"

"You liked it."