First fanfic please rate and review I know it probably sucks but criticism is appreciated!
Bella's point of view
A day with Emmett and Jasper
"But, Edward" I complained yet again. He was going too make me stay with Emmett and Jasper while he and his family went hunting.
"Oh, come on, Bella, it'll be fun!"Emmett said appearing behind me making me jump.
"Was that really necessary, Emmett" I said while turning around too look at him.
"You're just a wussy"
"Am not"
"Am too"
"Am not"
"Am too"
"Stop it, Emmett, Bella is not a wussy" Edward said for the first time, surprising me and Emmett.
"But eddykins" Emmett whined childishly.
"No Emmett if Bella gets hurt while I'm gone your body will be able to fit in an ashtray"
Bella smiled smugly.
"Jasper," Edward called "were leaving, watch the little ones!"
"Hey!" Me and Emmett whined simultaneously.
"Sorry but, Bella your accident prone and, Emmett has the brain of a walnut."
"Hey I take that very offensively" Emmett said pouting.
"Too bad" I said again nagging him.
Edward sighed deeply.
"Jasper we need too go now! Before they start breaking things" Edward said.
"What I wont break anything-" I just had to chose that moment to lose my balance and fall-again.
Edward helped me up trying to not break into hysterics.
"See I didn't break anything"
"Yeah, except what was left of your dignity" Emmett interrupted.
Just then jasper came down stairs and Edward breathed a sigh of relief.
"Just watch them and don't do stupid stuff" Edward said looking at me Emmett giving each other the death glare.
"Yeah, yeah we'll be fine Eddykins"
"Don't. Call. Me. Eddykins."
Jasper looked out the window and said regretfully "he's gone" He seriously looked like he was about to cry.
Then Emmett decided to interrupt by yelling
"PARTYYY!"
Bella yelled "Emmett I can hear you! No party!"
"But, Bella. You're such a wussy" Emmett said like a child
Jasper muttered "what did Edward say about that"
Out of nowhere Edward appeared next to jasper
"Say about what Emmett"
"Bella said no party" he cried.
Edward yelled at Emmett "Listen you stupid Baboon there will be no party okay, no party!"
"Ha-ha" jasper said simply.
Bella stuck her toungh out at Emmett.
"But Eddykins" Emmett whined
That put Edward over the edge.