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Sector V's REAL Dreams

"Did you guys hear about Abby's dream?" Abby asked her friends.

"What?" Kuki beamed.

All five operatives were sitting in a circle at their wooden table.

"Abby dreamed that Muffy Jenkins got all her hair cut off and paraded around the school."

"So." Wally answered from across the table.

"So…It happened! Her dad ended up giving her a haircut because he was a cheapskate and because she is the most popular girl, no one laughed at her."

"Wow!" Kuki responded in awe.

"That is nothing!" Hoagie scoffed.

"What do you mean?" Nigel questioned his fellow operative and best friend.

"I mean, last night I dreamed that I was going to win free chilidogs for a month!"

"BUT that didn't happen!" Abby glared.

"IT DID! Today I was buying a chilidog and I was his 100th customer."

"Weren't you the other 99?" Wally joked.

"Very funny!" Hoagie replied sarcastically.

"What did you dream Nigel?" Abby wondered.

Nigel cleared his throat and began to reply.

"I dreamed Numbuh 4 got an A in History class."

The whole gang burst out in laughter except, of course, Wally.

"What is so funny about that?"

"You could never get an A in your life!" Abby kidded.

"Read it and weep!" the blond Aussie held up a piece of paper.

"An A?" Hoagie said in shock.

All of their mouths dropped.

"Yup," Wally announced proudly.

Hoagie's eyes widened then he shook his head to get his mind straight.

"What was your dream?"

"I dreamed Kuki beat up The Kid," Wally smirked.

"Liar, you did not!"

"Kuki?" Wally glanced at Kuki, which made the whole group turn their attention to her.

"He wouldn't play with me."

"You mean it is true?" Hoagie was speechless.

Kuki nodded.

"Well…What did you dream about Kuki? It probably came true or it will." Abby questioned her raven haired friend.

"Are you guys sure you want to hear?"

Everyone nodded.

Kuki gulped and opened her mouth to speak.

"I dreamed that Hoagie got picked up by a bird."

"You what? That isn't sooooo bad," Hoagie gave a fake smile.

"Not done. Then the bird was eaten by a giant asparagus along with you, then the giant asparagus spit you out and you landed on the beach where crabs started to attack, you started to run around in a circle screaming like a girl, then once you got out of the crabs grasp you ran back to your house where you tripped over a pebble and broke both your legs, then you crawled up to the tree house and a car ran over you, and after that you started to chew on a tooth pick and you choked on it but spit it out just before you died."

"O….K, atleast I'm alive."

Kuki sighed.

"That's when a giant chilidog hopped into the room and ate you."

Hoagie's mouth suddenly dropped to the floor.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Hoagie screamed, running to his room, "I'M NEVER EATING A CHILIDOG AGAIN….UNTIL TOMORROW!"

"That was your dream?" Wally asked in shock.

"Yup, but I forgot to mention I had a chilidog before bed."


NEVER HAVE CHILIDOGS BEFORE BED!

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