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A/N: HAPPY WEIRD DAY! Basically, abnormal or crazy! For those who haven't heard, I am making my own holiday...Week of RANDOMNESS! Each day this week will be a special day! You may join me with each day if you want but you don't have to. Just enjoy today! To learn more about it, just look at it on my profile! HAPPY WEIRD DAY EVERYONE!

How I speak

"Abby is just gonna go find her a seat."

"Why do you always say your name?"

"…Because that is the way Abby talks."

"Well…What if I talked like that?"

"It would be weird."

"See! It is weird!"

"No, it would be weird just for other people to do it. Abby can do it and make it sound cool."

"What if I tried it?"

"It would sound weird."

"How would it be weird if I did it and not you?"

"…Because Abby is cool."

"I'm cool too!"

"Ha, ha, ha! That is funny!"

"What? I am cool!"

"Abby hates to break it to you, but you're not cool."

"Stop it!"

"Stop what?"

"Talking in third person, it is getting on my nerves!"

"This is the way Abby talks and if you don't like it then…"

"I can make up my own language to bug you?"

"Abby didn't say that!"

"Yo, just take a chill pill my sister."

"Don't do that."

"Whoa mon, let us get some mango smoothies mon."

"Stop doing that!"

"Ain't ya liken' the way ah'm a talkin'?"

"No, Abby isn't."

"Well Partner, it is time to saddle up and find us some seats."

"Ugh!"

"etlay emay indfay suay omesay eatssay!"

"What?"

"Oh lassy, shall I find find us some seats eh?"

"Quit that!"

"Por qué habría de hacerlo?"

"Abby has no idea what you just said."

"Mamma mia, why should I?"

"Now you are just annoying Abby! Why can't you talk normal?"

"Why can't you?"

"…Because this is the way Abby talks and if you don't like it then you can just sleep on the couch tonight!"

"What? Okay, I will stop."

"Good, now Abby is going to go find us a seat before there's no seats left at Wally and Kuki's reception."

"Wait for Hoagie! Hoagie is coming to!"

"Oh crud, not again!"

I hope you guys enjoyed the little one-shot I made! 2/5! It was completely random but I had fun with it! Well, I'm going to go do some more writing! PLEASE REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! Adios Amigos! HAPPY WEIRD DAY!

Pig Latin translated: "Let me find us some seats!"

Spanish translated: "Why should I?"

KNDFANGIRL over and out!