Thanks for all your reviews! Here's the next chapter! Not much Kaiba/Anzu interaction here, but you have to meet Mokie first.

I've been reading my reviews more and I realized I haven't updated in a while. Just so you know, there'll probably be even more long breaks after this so feel free to drop my story like a bomb if that pisses you off, but I owe you guys this chapter at least. Thx for those who stuck with it, even though I probably piss you the hell off.

Oh, and if any of you are wondering, Anzu is a virgin. She almost lost it, but she didn't... So yeah, Anzu is fresh meat for our little Seto!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, or Anzu would've had sex with Seto a looooong time ago...

Hearing the stupid alarm clock ring it's high pitched tune, Anzu slammed her hand on the stopper, pulled her covers over her head and attempted to sleep once again. Just when that much needed rest over took her, she heard loud noises in the kitchen. Her mother must have woken up and started cleaning.

How is it that that woman fucks all night, but still has enough energy to do all the household chores? Anzu thought...

"KEEP IT QUIET! SOME OF US ARE STILL TRYING TO SLEEP!"

She didn't expect her mom to enter the room with a big jovial smile on her face.

"If you're able to yell this loudly even though you're "trying to sleep", then you're not "trying to sleep" anymore."

With that, she closed the door, and sang loudly walking through the halls. Realizing resistance to her awakening was futile, Anzu pushed aside the covers to get ready for whatever may await her in the day.

"Goddamn mother..." she grumbled.

Gathering her toiletries and other morning items, she walked into her bathroom.

"At least a nice, hot shower will help wake me up."

She started the shower and hopped in, sighing at the warmth of the water on her naked skin. As she scrubbed away the crusty sweat on her body and dirt in her nails, she heard a cheerful tune. At first, she thought it was her alarm clock, because it stopped ringing after a while. But then, it started back up again.

With a start, she realized it was her cellphone's catchy tune. Anzu hopped quickly out of the shower, grabbed her towel, and stumbled around trying to exit the bathroom and put her towel on at the same time.

"Coming!" She yelled to no one in particular.

Stubbing her toe on the corner of the door, she let out a string of expletives and finally hobbled/ran over to her phone and looked at it. It was an unknown number, yet one she knew she had seen before. She picked up.

"Hi this is Anzu! Can I help you?" she tried to sound cheerful despite her toe stinging like a mofo, but it came out too peppy and high pitched, definitely not normal.

"Oh god... Are you high?"

Anzu rolled her eyes, "No Kaiba. I'm not fucking high. Could it kill you to be a little more enthusiastic in the morning? I mean, it's a Saturday!"

"Idle chitchat will get you nowhere Mazaki."

"Then quit beating around the bush Kaiba. What the hell do you want, and why did you call me on a Saturday?"

"I need you to babysit Mokuba today."

She paused. There was no exchange of words for a good few minutes before she finally answered.

"Come again?"

"I said I need you to babysit Mokuba today. Get your ears checked."

"On a Saturday? AKA the only day when people who have lives *coughnotKaibacough* hang out and have fun?"

Kaiba ignored her jab, "Yes, on a Saturday. I forgot I had an important meeting to attend today; therefore, I need a babysitter."

"But why?" she whined, "I was gonna hang out with Shizuka (Serenity Wheeler) today!"

"Do you need reminding of the terms we agreed to? I told you, and I quote 'You'll have to come whenever I call on any occasion.' And if I recall, you responded 'Hell, I'll come everyday if I can get enough money for the rent for four years.' Unless you want to lose this job, come over immediately. I believe I've made my point clear."

And then he hung up. Anzu stood there dumbfounded for some time, gaping like a fish.

"W-What. Just. Happened?"

Her mom's head appeared through the door. "Your boss called you and said you had to babysit today. At least, that's what I think happened."

"Okay MOM, it was a rhetorical question." she growled.

"Anytime sweetums."

Anzu mentally screamed. When had her life gotten so fucking screwed up? She remembered gentle breezy high school days when life was simple, and she didn't have any big responsibilities. Back when her only job was to make sure she got good grades. Or even farther back, when her mother was tasked with the duty of cleaning her up. Either way, her simple life had turned 180 degrees.

"This on-the-spot job better fucking pay well, or I'll kill someone."

Choosing to go with a homey, motherly type look for Mokuba, she popped on a classy outfit she usually saw her mother wear. With that, she gathered her purse and belongings and walked down the stairs. Her cell phone started ringing. She growled.

"I hate that ringtone now."

She picked up, "Hello?"

"Hey Anzu," Jonouchi said, "Shizuka's not gonna be able to hang out today."

Anzu mentally cheered in her mind. Sure, she wanted to hang with her ditzy friend, but this saved her the trouble of having to come up with another excuse.

"Oh, that's too bad. What happened?" she tried to sound remorseful.

"Sorry, Anzu. I know you're already upset, but I gotta tell you the truth with this one: she's going out on a date with Honda, that bastard."

Anzu nearly peeled over in laughter. Shizuka... and Honda-kun? That was a pretty weird couple.

Anyway, just thought I'd let you know. I'm gonna go follow them. Honda better not lay one hand on her or I'll fuck 'im up pretty bad."

"Chill, Jono. Let her have some fun. She's 16 now. She can take care of herself."

She heard Jonouchi chuckle evilly, "Don't worry. It's not like I'll actually interfere. I'm just gonna mess with them a little."

Anzu seethed. The guys were such idiots! They did this with every girl in their lives. Including herself. If an important girl in their lives went out with someone they knew, they just had to play Onii-san (Big Brother). And it was seriously starting to piss her off. She remembered last year, she had been dating this guy she met at a part-time. Jono and Honda had found out and dragged Yugi with them on their date. Unfortunately, they had found the two of them making out. Jonouchi had brought a bat with him, and scared her date so badly, he shit his pants. Of course, she had dumped him. Anyone who shits their pants in fright is definitely not boyfriend material.

"You listen to me, Jonouchi." she growled menacingly, using her I-mean-fucking-business-so-don't-fuck-with-me voice. She could hear him wince through the phone. "If you ruin that date, I will personally see to it that all your rendezvous with Mai are destroyed, your sex drive is permanently incapacitated, you lose both balls, and... a purple nurple."

"Alright, alright! I won't bug them!"

"Good. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go work."

"Oh yeah! You never told me where you're working? Where are you working?" he asked.

She swallowed, "Oh, um... Downtown, at some hotel. It's no big deal. Anyway gotta go. Bye."

She hung up rapidly. Anzu loved talking to Jonouchi and didn't want to shoot him off, but he was one of the most perceptive people she had ever met. He could smell deception and lies a mile away, and if she didn't play her cards right talking to him, he would easily figure out her lie. It was one of his only intelligent traits, and Anzu wished he didn't have it.

"I'm leaving Mom!" she shouted, as she began to walk out of her home.

"Wait! Anzu! Can you pick up some takeout on your way back home? Mama's gonna be hungry!"

"Fine, you stupid old bat! Can't you do anything yourself?"

"Mama is exhausted from all the se-"

Anzu threw her slippers at her mom. She had had it up to here with her perverted behavior. Quickly exiting the house, she hopped in the car and drove to her destination several miles away.

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Finally arriving, she saw the stiff figure of Kaiba standing in the doorway. He looked quite pissed.

She parked in front of the fountain and got out to face him. She tried the friendly approach.

"What? No valet today?" she joked. His glare turned harsher until he was boring into her soul with his piercing azure eyes.

She rolled her eyes, "Yeesh, what's got your knickers in a twist?"

"You're late." he ground out through gritted teeth.

She looked at her watch. Whoops... She hadn't thought she had left that late.

"Oh."

His eyes turned lethal, "Might I remind you that I can still replace you with another babysitter at any time?"

She returned his glare with a cocky smirk, "But you won't cuz how are you going to find a babysitter in two minutes notice?"

He scowled at her, "Don't test my patience Mazaki. There are plenty of women who can fill in your spot in two minutes."

She held her tongue at the biting remark she wanted to say to him. She loved baiting him, and she really wanted to crush that huge ego of his, but she couldn't afford losing her job over a stupid argument like this. A black limo pulled into the large driveway.

"You're lucky my ride is already here. I'll deal with you later. Kanna will give you the details of the assignment."

Without addressing her further, he climbed into the backseat when the chauffeur opened the door. She waved jovially as the car pulled out, but as soon as it turned the corner and was out of sight, she flipped it off.

"Goddamn tightass. What's his deal anyway? He seriously needs to get laid..."

Brushing off her horrible encounter, she took a deep breath and walked in the mansion, taking care to fully adjust her bad mood. Little kids had some sort of sixth sense to bad moods and anger. She needed to start off on the right foot with Mokuba. Not show him she was prone to anger and violence when provoked.

Walking into the familiar foyer, she took off her shoes and replaced them with comfortable slippers. Dusting the hallway was Tanuki, the maid who had guided Anzu before.

"Oh, it's you! What's up?"

Tanuki looked up slowly, a hint of a smile on her face, but her face revealing no emotion.

"Kanna is waiting for you in the kitchen, Mazaki-san. She is not pleased. It would be best if you hurried there."

Anzu laughed, "Oh it's all good! Kanna and I are tight."

Tanuki rose an eyebrow but said nothing, beginning her dusting once again. Anzu took this as a dismissal, so she hurried her steps to get to the kitchen...

Then she stopped...

Uno problemo... Where is the kitchen?

Not wanting to have the same problem as last time where she entered a private room unknowingly, Anzu froze and began to backtrack to ask the maid. But Tanuki had disappeared.

"Fate is surely out to get me..." Anzu muttered.

Shrugging, she began to explore. Hey, she was gonna be working at this house for a while. She should familiarize herself with it. Walking down another darkened corridor, she began to notice pictures on the wall. Most of them portrayed a young couple holding their newborn child. She looked more closely at the couple. The male was definitely attractive, and Anzu felt her heartbeat quicken as she looked at the familiar liquid blue eyes. The only difference was that the man's eyes were bright and warm.

"Whoa... I guess Kaiba is the spitting image of his dad..." Anzu whispered.

She looked at the woman, who she could only assume was his mother. She was smiling, but there was some mischievous glint in her steel gray eyes that put off Anzu. The woman looked like she was plotting something.

Anzu shook the thought off and walked further down this unknown corridor. It interested her how this hallway seemed to be secluded from the rest of the house. It gave off this atmosphere, as if it should not be tampered with or visited. She began to go further, but then, a chill went down her spine. It was as if someone was watching her, only no one was. Anzu froze and looked around. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to be snooping... Besides, this place was completely secluded and she really didn't want to end up lost in the darkness of this area. Plus, she felt as if she were intruding on something completely private.

Spinning on her heel, Anzu retraced her steps and left the darkened hallway. When she reached the main hallway again, she turned and retraced her steps to the front door. Standing there was none other than Kanna. Tanuki was right. She looked pretty damn pissed.

"Punctuality is a biggie in the business world, Mazaki."

Anzu flinched at the use of her last name. What had happened to the cheerful Kanna from the interview?

"I'm totally sorry! I just lost-"

"Save the excuses. Just make sure it doesn't happen again."

Anzu looked down in a manner similar to a child being chastised by their parent, "Hai..."

Kanna smiled, "Good! Now time to meet Mokuba. He's a little cranky today, but I think you'll be fine."

Anzu followed Kanna down the hall quietly. What did she mean by a little cranky? She'd dealt with children before and she knew that 'a little cranky' usually meant tantrums and screaming and hair pulling and biting and scratching, and she swore if he did any of those things she would spank that mofo with freezing cold water, no matter how old he is. And if he pulled a Kaiba on her or tried to act high and mighty, she would put him in his place. No Kaiba child, whether Seto or Mokuba would be allowed to get away with treating her in that manner.

Kanna led her to the elevator, and then brought her up to the third floor, explaining that this floor had several guest bedrooms as well as the private bedrooms and bathrooms offered as a sort of hotel for important people Kaiba invited to stay. That was also where most of his little bimbo tramps stayed on the nights they stayed over.

Kanna actually said that, and Anzu couldn't help but snicker when she heard that come from Kanna's mouth. She saw the corner of Kanna's mouth twitch as if holding back a smile.

"So where exactly is Mokuba right now?" Anzu asked after they turned through several hallways.

"In his third playroom. The young master doesn't like for people to find him very easily, so he always picks the room the most difficult to find." Kanna stopped in front of a green door. "Well then, Miss Mazaki, I hope you have fun with the young master."

Anzu would have to squint, but she was positive that she saw that little quirk of a smile on the corner of Kanna's face.

She grinned, "Thank you, Kanna."

Kanna turned to leave and Anzu opened the door, poking her head inside as sort of a forewarning to see what to expect. The first thing she saw was a spacious room, like a ballroom littered with toys and games and so many other things, some of which, she did not want to find out what they were. The ground was covered in plush vanilla carpet that sucked up her weight when she walked, making her feel weightless, as if she were floating on a cloud. There was a huge flat screen covering the expanse of one entire wall to her right, and a video game that had been paused was on the screen.

"Hey, old lady, why are you in my house?"

A sort of high pitched voice that had undertones of Kaiba in it taunted her from behind her. A vein pulsed in her head. Looks like she'd have to discipline the bad little chillens after all.

She cracked her neck and putting her best fake smile on, she turned around, "Hi Mokuba! I'm your new babysitter! Mazaki Anzu at your service! I hope we can be good friends!"

She opened her eyes and found Mokuba pointing the head of a paintball gun in her face, a diabolical grin donning his face. He had his finger on the trigger and looked like he was prepared to shoot. She froze.

Oh hell no... HELL no. I can take forty Kaibas any day to this kind of behaviour. Mokuba, my friend, prepare for a can of whoop ass.

"What, pray tell, Mokuba, are you doing with that gun?"

"What the hell does it look like I'm doing? We're playing deer hunters! You're the deer and I'm the hunter! I get ten points for hitting you with red paint, twenty for hitting you with blue and thirty for yellow!"

Now, don't get her wrong... Anzu's mother was as daft as a daffodil, but if there was one thing you should never do... it would be to fuck up her clothes. Anzu's mother was a tyrant when her clothes were messed up. And there was no way to avoid her wrath. You messed up her clothes, she messed you up. Anzu still remembered when she was five and had spit up on her mom's new baby blue sweater. She still had marks on her ass from her mom's wedding ring even now...

"Now, now, Mokuba. Let's play nice. Since I'm the babysitter, shouldn't I pick the activities?"

"Shut up! You dumb old hag! You just want to have sex with my brother! We're playing deer hunters, or I'll call my brother and tell him you were snooping in our house!"

You know when people's faces literally turn into dots after someone says something. Yeah, Anzu's face went like that. And then she burst out into raucous laughter.

"Oh my gosh! You are so cute!" she clutched her stomach, guffawing in an unfeminine manner, "Do you really think I give a shit about your brother? He doesn't scare me one bit. Tell him! I'd love to see just how pissed he gets!"

Mokuba frowned. What was with this strange girl? Usually when he had babysitters, they would suck up to him and try to get on his good side the minute he threatened his brother on them. She wasn't fazed at all, and she didn't even seem frightened that he could mess up her clothes. He had to change tactics. He straightened his gun and aimed it. If she wasn't bothered by threats on Seto, then he would punish her himself. Besides, she was probably bluffing to throw him off.

Pressing the trigger, the soft bang went off and the pelt flew towards Anzu. She stopped laughing and in a move way too similar to the matrix, but at a faster speed, she did a perfect back bend, and the paintball passed her, exploding on the TV in a burst of red. Then her legs came effortlessly up and over and she completed a perfect back flip.

She straightened her clothes and adjusted her skirt so that it covered her revealed panties once again. Then, with a determined expression, she marched over to Mokuba, grabbed the back collar of his shirt and lifted him up with one arm, dangling him.

"You bitch! Put me down! I'm not a little boy!"

A vein ticked in Anzu's head and she growled. Kanna had seriously understated this little brat. She thought he would be at least cute and the opposite of Kaiba, but aside from their looks, they were almost completely the same! Pompous, overconfident, full of themselves, the list could go on and on. But she did know one thing. She would not tolerate this any day. From him, or his stupid little brother. She would set him straight if it was the last thing she did.

With a growl, Anzu narrowed her eyes,"Let's get something straight, young master. I am not your dog, I am not your toy, and I am not your slave, understand? I. Am. Your. Fucking. Babysitter. Got that? So I will not put up with your shit just because your brother hired me. I am perfectly capable of disciplining you harshly if need be. Do you want to be spanked?" He shook his head rapidly, a light blush growing across his face, "Then you had better start acting more respectfully. Do we have an understanding?" he nodded rapidly again when she shook him, and then whimpered when she dropped him unceremoniously on the floor.

Giving him her most deadly glare, she stooped down, looking him straight in the eyes, "Now clean up this mess. And then, clean off the TV."

He scampered away as fast as he could to pick up the toys and find a rag to wipe off the TV screen while Anzu looked on triumphantly. There was no kid she couldn't discipline. He was just another spoiled brat that would fall to her clutches. She felt compelled to make sure he definitely did not turn out like his brother. They couldn't have two bratty Kaiba's in this city, so at least one should turn out right.

Mokuba was seething. How dare she. That old hag had the nerve to treat him like some little pest and then she threatened him. She would not get the last laugh. He would make her regret her actions if it was the last thing he did. And then, she would quit and he would win again! There was no babysitter he couldn't get rid of. Maybe after he got rid of her, Seto would realize that only he was good enough for Mokuba and would lessen his work and take care of Mokuba himself. He missed his big brother and wished they could have all the time in the world together like in the past. Ever since their father died and after the whole company fiasco with their mother, Seto took over the company himself and ever since then, he had been neglecting Mokuba. Sure, there had been times when he stayed with Mokuba, but those were only few and Mokuba could count them on his fingers. As he wiped off the last of the red paint, he vowed to get back his brother, no matter what!

Turning around, Mokuba went to Anzu and slightly puffed out his lower lip to make himself appear younger and cuter, "Hey, Anzu-nee (Big Sister Anzu)? I'm sorry... I only wanted to play..."

She felt like retching. It was obvious this kid was faking the cute side, but she would go along with it to see his intentions.

"It's fine, just don't act like such a brat anymore, okay." she patted his head condescendingly, enjoying his difficulty at composing himself after being treated like such a little kid.

"Hey, can we play exploring? I want to show you my secret room!"

She honestly didn't want to, but looking at his pleading face, she knew he was probably trying his hardest to try to trick her, so she might as well. It was a pretty convincing act. Anyone who met him for the first time would believe he was a sweet and cute eight year old who's worst offense was curiosity. She had to reward him at least for that.

"Alright then! Lead the way!"

Bashfully, he took her hand and led her to the elevator where they rode up one story. Anzu wondered what this hall was used for and tired to figure it out. Floor one had basic living rooms and small offices, storage rooms, and ballrooms. Floor five was Kaiba's BETA room and work space. Floor three had Mokuba's playrooms and guest bedrooms. That left Two and Four that she didn't know. Although, she was about to find out since they were on four.

Mokuba stopped in front of a door and brought a finger to his mouth, trying to look super cute. It was kind of cute and Anzu had to restrain herself from picking him up and pinching his cheeks to oblivion. How could such a bratty boy look so damn cute? Those Kaiba boys. They got all the looks and they were assholes.

"Anzu-nee? Could you go in? It's a surprise for you."

She didn't like the idea where this was headed. She could feel he was plotting something, something evil and she knew going in there might be disastrous. But even so, curiosity won her over and she couldn't help but wonder what was in the room. Letting go of his hand, she walked inside, the door and looked around, fully expecting there to be some giant killer robot or something. But it was a bedroom. A really well kept bedroom with a beige color scheme that had the lingering scent of a spicy cologne. She frowned, feeling like she recognized that scent. Looking around, she realized the room was barely decorated, but there was a single photo on the nightstand. With a start, she had a sneaking suspicion who's bedroom this was.

"Uh, Mokuba? Who's bedroom is this?"

She turned around only to find him gone and the door closed. She marched over to the door, fully intent on opening it, only to find it locked.

"What the hell...?" she grumbled, tugging harder at the handle to get it to open.

"It locks from the outside!" she heard Mokuba from outside, "And there's no way to get out! Only Seto, Kanna, and I have the keys!"

Anzu snorted, "Well that's just stupid as hell... What if he locks himself in his room on accident one day?"

Mokuba growled, "Whatever. In any case, you can't get out and once Seto sees you in his room, he's going to fire you! And I'm gonna make sure that happens!"

Anzu didn't want to admit it, but the little brat was right. He could really fire her, and she seriously needed this job right now. Even if she had to take care of snotty little boys. What a good plan... She smirked, thinking how much fun she could have with an opponent like Mokuba. Well, if she was able to keep her job after this fiasco.

She sighed in exasperation, "Alright I get it. What do you want me to do?"

"Nothing. I'm not letting you out until Seto sees you and you get fired! There's nowhere to run or hide!"

"You little shit..." she muttered under her breath. As far as she could see, she had two options. Jump out the window or break the door down and since she wasn't in the mood to break her legs, she decided the door would have to suffer. Pulling back as far as she could, she was going to start running when she heard it.

"Seto! You're back early!"

"The meeting went faster than expected. What are you doing in front of my room? And where's Mazaki?"

"Oh, her? She said she didn't want to babysit me and left to hang out with some friends."

Anzu was burning with anger. The little shit was making up stories! But she knew she couldn't say anything, or else it would give away her position.

"Hey, Seto? Can you fire her? She was really mean."

"That girl... How dare she... First she comes late, then she leaves before her allotted time is finished? She is so fired."

Anzu gulped as she heard the sound of a key in a lock. She jumped away from the door. She had to get out of there now! Or find somewhere to hide, quick! She frantically looked around, as the door knob turned and the door began to open...

Ooooooh! Cliffhanger! I am diabolical! Hope you guys liked this chapter. You deserve it anyway. So yeah... I don't know if I'll be writing a new chapter anytime soon, but thanks for keeping up with my story! (You get a treat next chapter! whenever it comes out.)

On another note, I'm officially changing Mokuba's age to an eight year old for reasons that will later be realized in the story. And cuz a six year old cussing makes no sense whatsoever... Even me, with my farfetched thinking and screwed up head know that a six year old would probably not cuss. But whatevs. I made him out to be a brat in this story, but he really only acts that way to get Seto to notice him, not cuz he wants to. Of course, you'll see that more in due time.