I got this idea while camping. Why camping, i dunno. But I COULDN'T GET THE IMAGES OUT OF MY HEAD! So i swore that when i got back from my trip, I'd try and work it out. So here's a short chapter to begin it all.

I OWN EVERYTHING.

*Manhandled by men in scary suits*

RAAAAAAAAPE!

*Manhandled more*

FINE! I dun own anything. How sad. ;_;

Alec was sitting in his closet, sitting with his knees pulled up to his chest, talking to his lovable boyfriend over the Institutes land line.

"Have you ever been anywhere other than Idris and New York?" Magnus asked. Alec pondered the question briefly. "Well, no... I've never had the opportunity to take such time off, you know? Shadowhunting and everything." Alec responded, pushing his hair from his eyes. "Would you object to going somewhere with me, then?" Magnus questioned further.

Alec blinked. "Go somewhere?"

Magnus chuckled. "It would be a bit of a vacation. But for me, it's also business. I've been asked by a very old friend of mine to uh, perform."

"Perform? What, a magic show?" Alec laughed at his little pun. Magnus laughed with him. "It's actually quite a mundane performance, I just spruce it up a little."

"Well, what is it?" Alec balanced the phone on his shoulder for a moment as he opened his closet door to make sure (for the thirteenth time) that nobody was listening through his door. "It's a fire show. In Hawaii. I think you'd like it, actually. I'd be lacking normal clothing. Just me, my tanned skin, a grass skirt, and a shark tooth necklace." Magnus's voice dripped of something seductive, and Alec did find such an image quite enticing.

"Hawaii... I've heard of that place, sounds nice..." Alec felt himself smile.

"I've even taking the privilege of asking your mother if it was alright for you to disappear for a week. She surprisingly said yes!"

If Magnus had actually been anywhere near him, he probably would've attacked him with kisses. "Just the two of us?"

Magnus purred into the phone. "Me and you, and an exotic resort. But I warn you now, bring your confidence and jealousy. Last time I did a fire show I got hit on a little more than I'm used to."

Alec's voice was sharp. "If anyone made a move, I'll be there in a second, sinking a seraph blade in between their shoulders."

Magnus said nothing.

"Well ok, I'd slap them, tell them to get the fuck off my man, and then passionately kiss you. Happy?"

"More than happy. We'll be taking a plane to the airport in two days."

"Plane? And here I thought you'd want to take a portal."

"Portal's are exhausting. It's easier this way, plus, it's a something new for you to experience. And baby once you fly first class, that's all you'll ever want to do."

"I'll take your word on that."

"Damn skippy you will. We'll be staying at the Pineapple Suite and Resort Palace. My warlock friend, I'll call him 'Marvin', has reserved his penthouse for us. It's quite nice. A bed a tad smaller than my own, and I already went there to re-decorate for our standards. It'll be nice, you need this, Alec. Relaxation."

Alec smiled, a blush creeping into his cheeks. "I love you, you know..."

"I love you too hunni-pot. Now I'll see you tomorrow? What time anyways?"

"Bright and early to drag you out of bed."

"Oh Alec, you're so deliciously evil."

Alec smirked. "Bye Magnus..."

"Love you honey, bye."

Alec lingered on the line for a moment, wrapping his head around the idea that he was going on a vacation with his boyfriend. And he didn't even have to ask his mother!

Later that evening, Alec had already packed up. Well, more like every time he opened his closet, clothes that Magnus evidentially thought would be appropriate for the occasion kept appearing. he just put them in his duffel bag. When he finally left his room, he couldn't keep his smile off his face.

He entered the kitchen with an air of happiness. The occupants of the kitchen looked over, greeted him, yada yada yada. But they all kept looking at him as he went to the fridge and pulled out a soda. He sat next to Simon, still smiling.

"What has your happy hormone in the all time high?" Jace asked, slurping up noodles noisily. "I'm going on a vacation." He muttered, his eyes shining with excitement. Suddenly, Jace and Isabelle were standing, looking flabbergasted. "VACATION! SINCE WHEN ARE YOU GOING ON VACATION! WE DON'T EVEN GET VACATION!"

"Magnus."

That one word explained everything.

"Good luck convincing mum." Isabelle snarled, angrily stabbing her lemon chicken with a single chopstick. "Magnus already did." His smile became larger, if possible. Simon nodded in understanding. "Congrats man." He said.

"I can't believe that. All you two will do is canoodle under some sheets." Jace said, annoyed. "Magnus is performing. A fire show. He won't be wearing anything but a grass skirt. And a necklace. Gold make-up maybe." Alec was hardly even talking to them, he just seemed to be fantasizing. "Are you going to Cuba or something?" Simon asked. Alec shook his head. "Hawaii."

Isabelle and Jace were sooo jealous. "And he didn't invite me? If anyone is sexy in a skirt, it would be me." Jace claimed. "Magnus out does you by a tenfold. Trust me, I've seem him without a shirt on." Alec contradicted.

Simon raised his eyebrows. "Didn't need to know that, even if his pectorals and all nice and manly."

Next chapter will include Alec's visit to his boyfriend of sparkly doom the next morning. What happens in that chapter, is best left till the next chapter. ;D

In my opinion though, I could've spent more time on this chapter, but I just wanna get to the good parts, ya know? :D

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~AllieAmberwhite