Author's note: Cliche, I know but I couldn't help myself. But if you keep on reading, you will quickly see that Americans will bring about a new twist. Hope you enjoy! Also, Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Girl.



She was so happy. Finally she could express to Ron how happy he made her. Sure she felt a little uneasy, I mean, hello, its not every day you tell some one you love them. That's why, she never saw it coming.

Hermione was walking through the halls on her patrol. Slipping away to the room of requirements to make sure she could prepare herself. She opened the door that shimmered into view and gasped at the sight before her. Lying there on an extravagant looking bed were Lavender and Ron SNOGGING!

"How could you?" Hermione asked in a broken whisper, letting all her emotions slip through.

Ron broke away from the kiss, or more like stopped eating her face, and said, "Mione, I can explain."

"Don't you Mione me, I think I've seen enough to know what is going on. Goodbye Ronald." Hermione replied, turning sharply on her heel to flee to the common room.

"Sugar Quills," she whispered quietly through her tears, then bursting into the room.

She sighed in relief, there was no Malfoy to comment on her horrid state. She just couldn't let him see her this weak.

She practically flew to her room and leapt on her bed, the tears now flowing freely. That night, she cried herself to sleep.


When she woke up, she at first wondered if it was all just a horrible dream. Then saw the tear stains on her clothes, and knew that she was not that lucky.

Hermione sat up slowly, her mind clearer and she could now see what she had to do.

"Its payback time Ronald," she whispered and in the room of requirements, Ron shivered in his sleep.


As she got up, she started to put her plan in action. Looking at herself in the mirror she smirked as she flicked her wand at herself, her robe shortening it to above her knees, and tightening the upper torso area. She gave another look at herself, and cocked her head to the side in thought.

"Somethings missing," Hermione thought, "Ah yes, I know."

With a quick flick of her wand she fixed her hair into a stylish bun, showing off her slender neck. Nodding in approval at her reflection, she turned to head to breakfast, adding a little swagger in her step with a smirk on her face. She couldnt wait to see Ron's reaction.

As she made her way to breakfast, she thought on her appearance. She knew her body was nice, she knew her hair could be tamed, well, somewhat tamed, but she didnt like showing off her body. It made her self-conscious. Hermione wanted a guy who could look through her exterior and see who she truly was. She was sure Ron was that guy, but she was wrong. She shook her head, not letting herself dwell on Rons betrayal. She gave a smirk that would have made a Slytherin shiver, and continued on her way. Time for revenge.


All the guys gasped in shock, wondering to themselves if that hot girl was indeed Hermione Granger, were as all the girls gave either sympathetic looks or - as the Slytherin girls did - starting gossiping about how Ron was caught snogging Lavender.

The given snogged girl turned as red as Ron's hair. While Ron was just gawking with his mouth hanging open.

"You might want to close your mouth Ron otherwise something unsavory get caught in there." Hermione said with a look that could practically kill. Ron's face started to burn, and Hermione was pretty sure even his toes were red.

She sniffed in annoyance and went to sit by Ginny who gave her brother a death glare.

"I'm so sorry Mione," Ginny whispered, giving her friend a hug.

Hermione gave a smile that would have given even Snape the shivers, "Oh don't worry, I'm fine. I hope you dont mind too much if I - well, I don't know - get a bit of payback?"

Ginny shook her head, and then leaned into Harry, "Go right ahead Mione. I don't blame you one little bit. I would say don't kill him, but at this point, he's asking for it."


Draco sat by Blaise and leaned over to whisper, "What's got Granger looking like that? If that's even Granger."

Blaise replied, "Weasel was snogging some other wench and Granger caught him red handed. Though, I do have to say, I like her style." He finished give Hermione an approving looking as bent over to pick up her wand, enjoying the show of some cleavage shown.

"Hm," was Draco's only response, "For once, I must admit, Granger has even me impressed."

"I heard Granger's got more in store for Weasel than the change in her appearance."

Draco smirked at this and said, "This should be good."


"So Granger," Draco said coming to stand closer to the attractive witch.

Hermione gave him a look of distain, "What do you want Malfoy? I have plans to make."

"Uh-huh," he looked he up and down, and she suddenly had the feeling she was naked.

"Sod off Malfoy!" she cried with a shove then crossing her arms over her chest.

"You really should show what you have more often Granger, people feel much less nauseous when they see you now," Draco whispered in her ear, efficiently making her shiver.

"Back off," Hermione warned, "Because what I have in store for Ron would be nothing for what I would to do you."

"Is that a threat or a promise Granger?" he whispered.

"Ugh!" she cried throwing her hands up in the air and storming off her room. Giving the Slytherin wizard an enjoyable view.