Summary: Set 3 years after New Moon. Bella is living her life. Exotic dancer by choice not necessity. Life changes when the Whitelock brother's come into town. Major change happens. All good. Threesome in the future. Human/ Vampire pairing. Graphic language and adult situations.

I do not own Twilight. Characters belong to Stephanie Meyer.

No such thing of to much PB&J

Prologue:

(Bella's POV)

"Five more minutes Presley and you're up!" yelled Betner. God, I hate him. Something about him just doesn't sit well with me. Every time he looks at me it just gives me chills. Just two more sets and I am outta here. Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts.

My name is "Presley Grace", or should I say my stage name is "Presley Grace". It's true what they say. If you get your first pets name along with the first street you lived on, it gives you a good stripper name. The name I was born with is Isabella Marie Swan. I am 21 years old and yes, folks I am an exotic dancer. Shocking! Who knew that clumsy shy Bella will become an exotic dancer? I know I didn't. All it takes is for one moment to change everything.

That moment for me was 3 years ago on my 18th birthday. When you turn 18 it's suppose to be a monumental something to celebrate. You legally become an adult and you are able to make decisions. In my case, my humanity was my main decision. All I wanted was an eternity with my soul mate who happens to be a vampire. Did I forget to mention that? My whole world revolved around Edward and The Cullen's. The Cullen's were the family I wish I always had. With Esme and Carlisle I was able to be a teenager not the parent. Don't get me wrong, I loved Renee and Charlie, but I was the one always taking care of them. When Renee left my dad, I had to be the parent. I had to make sure bills were paid; house was cleaned and try to keep Renee from doing anything dangerous. Renee was my best friend but I would not call her a mother. Then she met Phil. I was so happy when they got married. Phil was able to take the responsibility of taking care of Renee. Phil is a minor league baseball player so he travels a lot. I knew my mom was sad whenever he left so I made the decision to move to Forks, Washington to live with Charlie, my dad. Charlie is the chief of police in Forks. He is a responsible and well respected man, but he can't cook or clean for shit. So there I was taking care of another parent. He never hovered and he gave me my space. I really do miss Charlie. Renee not so much.

On my 18th birthday I was hoping to get through the day without being the center of attention. I hated being the center of attention. Of course my best friend Alice who happens to be Edward's adopted sister didn't let that happen. Alice was a hyper little pixie, but I loved her. I walk in and the first thing I get is a big bear hug from my big brother Emmett. "Happy Birthday Little Sister!" Emmett said while squeezing me tight. "Caaaannn'tt breeeathe Em", I tried to get out with the little air I had left. "Oh, sorry sis" Emmett apologized. Can't help but love the big bear. Next was a hug from both Esme and Carlisle. Rosalie is leaning against the wall and nods at me. "Hi Rosalie!" I said, and the response was another nod. Well I knew I wasn't getting anything else so time to move on. Alice is standing next to Jasper her husband. I really have not had a chance to talk to him since he is new to the "vegetarian" lifestyle. Edward always keeps me away from Jasper. I tell Edward that Jasper won't hurt me, but he still keeps me at a distance. "Happy Birthday, Bella" Jasper says. "Thanks Jasper and I am glad you're here." Jasper is a little surprised by my comment, but I just drop it. "Present time!" Alice bounces up to me with packages. "I said no presents, Alice." I tell her with clenched teeth. "When do I listen to you Bella? Silly little human." Alice says while handing me a wrapped present. One of these days I am going to get back at the little pixie. I slide my finger through that wrapping paper and then it happens. A paper cut. One cut and all hell breaks loose.

From that night on my life has been a complete roller coaster. I have my ups and downs. In the beginning it was down. Edward dumps me. Asshole! He tells me that he doesn't love or want me that I was a good "distraction" for him. He says that he and his family are moving away. Not only is he dumping me, but he is taking my family away from me also. "Edward, I'm fine nothing happened. It's not Jasper's fault. He was just doing what's in his nature. Jasper was probably just picking up on everyone else's bloodlust. Not only his. Please Edward don't leave me!" I begged him. Then the dick leaves me lost in the forest. Sam finds me and the only word that my dad used to describe me at that time was "catatonic". I was completely numb. I felt nothing for the first couple months What else are you suppose to feel when you hear that the person you thought was your soul mate tells you that he doesn't want or love you and he takes away your family that you have come to love. Where in the hell in the fuckin' "Heartbreak Handbook" does it tell you that you can't feel the way you want to feel? If I want to feel numb then let me. Just leave me the hell alone!

Those first months were hell not only on me but on Charlie also. One morning after another restless night I woke up and then it hit me. What the fuck am I doing here? Why am I wasting my life away on a boy vampire who doesn't love me? Screw this! I need to put myself back together and live. I am going to do what I want. No one is going to tell me what I can or can't do. I am in charge! Fuckward can go to hell and stay there. Since he believes he has no soul. I got up took a nice hot shower and started to put myself back together.

That morning, I figured I needed a little girl time. I called Angela who happened to be the only friend I had left and asked her if she wanted to go out and do something. She says she was going into Port Angeles to the new gym there that was having some free promotional classes on exotic dancing that she wanted to try out. Exotic dancing is becoming pretty popular as being a new exercise routine. "Do you want to come Bella? I'm kind of embarrassed to go by myself" she pleaded. "Sure why not. What else am I going to do today? It would be good to see what everyone is raving about." Ten minutes later I am in Angela's car on our way to our first class. All I can say is "WOW!" That class was so much fun! For me being the clumsiest person in the world who can easily trip over air it was liberating. It also helped that I had a pole to hold on to. After the first class I signed up for a year. Three days a week for a year I was at the Port Angeles gym taking Exotic dancing classes. Jennifer, the class instructor asked me if I was really enjoying the class. "Of course, I am enjoying them Jen! I love it. I wish I can do it all the time." "I was hoping you would say that Bella. I am opening up a new studio in Seattle and I was wondering if you would be interested in teaching classes up there with me?" "Yes!" I yelled. "Do you think it something you might con…. Did you just say yes?" "YES!" I yelled again. "Well then, Bella. Let's do this. Next month you and I will be in Seattle." Jennifer and I had so much fun. Above the studio Jen had an apartment that we shared. We would alternate on dance routines. I would basically teach the classes that involved the stripper pole. Since pole dancing instruction was my thing to do. Classes were always full we even had a waiting list. Everything was perfect. Until I received a call.

"Hey Jake, what's going on?" I didn't even have to look at the caller id. I knew it was Jake with his ringtone. Only Jake has "Hungry like a wolf" from Duran Duran. He still gets a little huffy about it. Well tough shit and deal with it! "Hey, Bella can you talk? I know you are busy, but I need to tell you something." Jake said. "Sure Jake. Did you propose to Leah? Is she pregnant? Am I going to be an Auntie?" "Bella please shut up and listen to me. It's not about Leah. It's about Charlie!" he yelled. "What about Charlie? I talked to him last night. He was telling me about his date with Sue. Is he okay?" "Bella, Charlie was in an accident. There was a fire at the house." Jake said. "You are lying Jacob Black! It's not right to play jokes on me. If it's about the the prank call I made to Leah. I said I was sorry." I cried. "Bella, Charlie is dead. "He whispered so quietly I almost didn't hear him. I did though. I dropped the phone and fell to my knees and I cried. I am alone now. No father and no mother. I have not spoken to Renee since she didn't agree with my becoming an Exotic dance instructor.

Everything was a blur. From getting the phone call, driving to Forks and making funeral arrangements. I don't know how I did it, but I did. I did have help from Jake and the pack. I am so happy I have my best friend with me. My own personal sun. After the funeral, I was packing what was left of the house and some of Charlie's belongings to take with me back to Seattle I received a phone call from Charlie's lawyer. "May I speak with Isabella Swan?" the man huffed on the other end. "This is she. May I ask who is speaking?" I hesitantly said. "This . I am the lawyer who is handling your father's estate. I have all the papers in order for you to sign, along with a couple of checks that you need to sign off that you received them." he stated. Estate? Checks? What? What just happen here? "I will be expecting you in about an hour." He babbled an address that I wrote down in a haze. An hour and a half later I am walking out of J. Jenks office with a deed to the house in Forks and 2 million dollars. Charlie had quite a bit of money. Who knew my father had a knack for the stock market, a big savings account and a rather large life insurance policy. I didn't!

Later that night Jen and I were talking about Charlie my inheritance and what to do next. "Bella I think you should get away for a bit. Get away from Forks and Seattle. Take a vacation. You have been working nonstop for about a year helping me get this business started." she pleaded. That didn't sound like such a bad idea. "I am planning to expand the business to another state. What would you think of going to Texas? You need some sun your getting a little pale." she joked. "Texas, okay. I can do that. When?"

That was three months ago.

"Ella, Ella! Wake up bitch!" Ina yelled. "It's time for you to get your G-string ass up on stage and show them bitches how to do it!" Ina said snapping her fingers in front of my face to get my attention. "What?" I said a little confused. "Let's go a little slower now. You. Get. White. Ass. Of. Yours. On. Stage. Ahorita!"she said slowly as she were explaining it to a child. "You're such a bitch Ina! You know that right?" I huffed at her. "I know I am, but you love me. Andale! There's a big crowd out there. They all want a piece of "Presley Grace". Also there are a couple of fine looking men sitting at the table in front of the stage. Ummm… if only I were single. "she sighed the last part. "Don't let Cujo hear you say that or heads are going to roll tonight. Or if he does wait till after my set."

Author's Note: This is my first fanfiction. I am always reading it, but I never grew a pair until now to write one. I hold all author's in great respect for sharing their gifts of writing. I weally appreciate everyone's honest opinion. If its sucks tell me if it doesn't still tell me. I have another chapter coming with the Whitelock brothers coming up. I love me some Jasper and Peter! Please leave a review.