Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: All right, now that I'm not a lazy, stupid butthead, I'll gladly be telling y'all why this and that other fanfic with the Ice King are both here. To put it into perspective... I used to like this show. A lot. And I thank a certain website for truly convincing me how good it is. So yeah, this and the Ice King tale are gonna be my main focused yarns for this series. For now. So enjoy.
"So what is new with you?" Princess Bubblegum spoke up with her fellow flatulent females from a different realm within the comfort of her room in her kingdom while several farts emerged from her via her stinky pink bubbles.
Toadette giggled while pooting herself. :Oh nothing much, we were thrown in here for the sake of making a simple story better!"
Vivian couldn't help herself but smile after letting out some fiery toots. "Oh yes, I do believe we're here to make the fanfiction more exciting!"
Bubblegum was pleased to hear this after releasing a sloppy shart that made her blush. "Oh that sounds great, because it reminds me of when I had to come to terms of being so stinky...!"
Alas the story would change, for it was about Princess Bubblegum farting, and as joyful as it would be to have Toadette farting alongside a healthy dose of Vivian farting, this was not exactly the story for it.
Another nice party was occurring in the Candy Kingdom, with the heroes Finn and Jake partying as usual, you see. Princess Bubblegum was up in her tower, coolly dancing as well as she flexed her extremely skinny arms, until she accidentally farted, a pink fart bubble coming out from her as it popped, causing Princess Bubblegum to fall out of the tower. Finn gasped as he noticed this, running towards Princess Bubblegum as she landed right on him.
"Hey Finn, ya okay bro?" Jake asked as he poked Finn's head.
Princess Bubblegum looked around, scratching her head until she looked down, to see that she was crushing Finn. She gasped as she farted loudly, more cute pink bubbles coming out from her as Finn struggled getting out. Princess Bubblegum got up, slightly blushing as Finn chuckled stupidly.
"Dear sugarcoats, Finn! I... didn't mean to rip one on you!" Princess Bubblegum apologized as she touched her fingertips together.
Finn laughed as he rubbed the back of his head. "Heh hah! It's no problem, princess! I have such cases myself!" He started laughing as Jake wrapped his right arm around Finn, laughing as well.
Princess Bubblegum shrugged as she started laughing, letting out another loud fart as everyone else began laughing, too. Then the Ice King showed up, planning on stealing Princess Bubblegum once again.
"This time, you're mine, princess, and there's nothing you can do about it!" The Ice King evilly laughed as he caused a cliffhanger on the very first chapter.