Chaos!

Parings that will NOT change are: Pain/Konan, Sasori/Deidara, Tobi/Rin, Kakuzu/Hidan, Sasuke/Brandy/Naruto, Souta/Hinta, Kohaku/Ino, Miroku/Temari, Neji/Sango, Kiba/Kagura, Shino/Kanna, Itachi/Kagome/Kisame, Garra/Sarah, and Kakashi/Iruka

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Naruto! I am not making any money for this either. I only own Annie, Brandy, Clayre, Brandon, JP, Tasha, and Sarah.

Warnings: This fanfic. Contains Yaoi, threesomes, incest, bad language, death, lemons, and just plain craziness! XD

This fanfiction is a product of sleep deprivation and too much time with my sisters. We tend to get a bit insane when we are in one room with little to no sleep! lol!

Chapter One: The Chaos begins!

*sigh* 'It is so boring right now but the finale battle will begin in a week's time. By then the truth will be out and we will be able to return home… or what's left of it anyway.' Kagome thought to herself as she sat on the rim the of well waiting for the tell tale sign that their reinforcements were arriving. She sighed once again looking at her watch 'five more minuets till they get here.' Kagome felt like screaming by the time the five minutes were up because it felt like it had taken forever when the light finally illuminated the dark well.

She smiled to herself as she jumped off the well and waited for the two people she had been waiting for to clime (jump or run) out. Unfortunately the people who emerged from the time traveling well were not who she was expecting. Instead of seeing her leader-sama and his partner Konan-sama like she thought she would the Uchiha brothers were the ones who emerged. Followed closely by the blonde bomb master and another slightly younger looking blonde, the next to leave the ancient time portal was the red haired puppet master and some pink haired girl, and the last to appeared were a blue skinned man with shark like teeth and a silver haired man with his one sharingan active and exposed.

Kagome's urge to scream in irritation came back ten-fold when the new comers started fighting each other. She watched as the two brothers began to attack each other fully intent on killing one another. It was the same for the battle between the two blondes, the puppet master and the pink thing, as well as the fish man and the sliver haired sharingan wielder. 'Shit! Why does this always happen to me?' Kagome thought just as she saw the bomb master released a large cluster of his C1 bombs. The bomb master's team mates jumped out of the way but their opponents were not as lucky as they were knocked to the nearby trees. Had Kagome not been through situations like this before many times she would have been to slow to see that one of the clay bombs was headed right for the well. So she acted quickly placing a glowing pink barrier around their only way home to keep it from being destroyed during the fights.

The new comers were too engrossed in their battles to realize that they had a guest watching their every move. Kagome watched as the puppet master summoned a puppet she had only seen once before but the memories of the destruction it could cause scared her. 'Shit! Why the hell is Sasori no Danna using Hiruko in this battle? Is he pissed or just that bored with these children? Either way this is not good if they are not stopped they are going to kill each other! Where are Sango and Miroku when you need them?'

Kagome was pulled out of her thoughts when she heard a shrill scream of 'Sasuke!' from a female's voice. She looked up just in time to see that Hiruko was headed right for the younger Uchiha. The pink haired girl had cried out because from her stand point it did not look as if the younger boy couldn't get out of the way in time. Had Kagome not know him from her childhood she would have thought the same thing but because he had been warned by the scream he was able to doge but not enough to avoid all damage. Hiruko had been able to clip Sasuke's right shoulder with the metal scorpion like tail protruding from its back. The pink haired girl saw this and let out another high pitched screech as she tried to run to the younger Uchiha completely forgetting that she was fighting an S-class criminal.

But said criminal hadn't forgotten about her the puppet master turned Hiruko's attention to the pink haired girl running to her fallen comrade. Both the younger Uchiha and the blonde noticed this before she herself had. "Sakura look out!" both boys yelled out but she was too focused on getting to Sasuke then she was on what was going on around her. Sasuke tried to get up to get to her but was stopped by his older brother who had grabbed him by his injured shoulder digging his fingers into the bleeding gash. The younger blonde boy was already half way to the pink haired girl when he saw his other teammate's situation but did nothing. He knew that the Uchiha prodigy could take care of himself so he focused on protecting the pink haired girl in front of him. When he got to her he realized he would not have time to get them both out of the way safely so he pushed the girl taking the attack for her.

Sasuke, Sakura, and the silver haired man watched in shock and fear as Hiruko's tail pierced through the blonde boy's stomach. "Naruto!" Sasuke screamed as he watched his best friend fall to his knees. Naruto looked at his stomach as Hiruko pulled it's tail out of him it did not take long for him to pass out from a mix of the pain, blood loss, poison, and shock. The criminal ninjas took this time to go after the others who were still standing but just as they got within three feet of their targets a call of 'Hiraikotsu!' was heard. Seconds later a giant boomerang came whirling between both parties successfully cutting off the approaching criminal Nins. It was followed closely by the giant two tailed saber toothed cat demon who placed herself between the blue skinned man and the silver haired man. Sango was the next one arrive running passed Kagome to place herself between the puppet master and the shaking pink haired girl who was still staring at the bleeding body of her fellow teammate.

Miroku was the last to run past the shocked miko to stop the bomb master's approach on the fallen blonde. This left Kagome to separate the Uchiha brothers 'Great this should be fun…not!' Kagome thought to herself as she took off towards the two. Separating them would be the easy part but keeping them apart would be the hard part. Kagome started to notch an arrow in to her bow and fired leaving her purification powers out of it not wanting to kill them. The two brothers parted when they saw the arrow giving Kagome time to get between them she had pulled out two daggers that Shippo had given her using them to block the kunais with little effort at all. "Ok all of you need to stop this now! If you kill each other here you will not be able to return home ever again! You would be stuck here for the rest of your lives!" Kagome yelled to get everyone's attention so that they would listen to her and stop fighting each other.

What Kagome said caught the new arrivals attention causing them to stop their fights and look at the girl who was holding off the enraged Uchihas with ease. The ninja in the clearing watched in awe at seeing that one little girl could do this with no help from anyone else. The brothers did not halt in their attempts to get at each other through the small miko but Sasuke was the one who asked 'why'. The question was short and cold while glaring at both his brother and the girl keeping him from killing his brother this caused Sango and Miroku to snicker. Sasuke turned his glare onto the two which only caused them to burst into full fits of laughter. Kagome just sighed then said, "It is because you came through the well at the exact same time so what should have been two souls will only be registered as one to the well. Meaning that if Sasuke tired to go back by himself the well would not let him pass. He would have to have Itachi by his side to be able to back to your home. So that means that if Sasuke or Itachi dies on this side of the well the other can't return home. That goes for the rest of you so I suggest that you keep a close eye on the person you arrived with because they are your only way to getting home."

The two brothers backed off a look of pure shock flashing across Sasuke's face while Itachi remained stoic on the outside at the new information. Kagome watched with relief as she saw the two brothers put their weapons away reluctantly she turned to watch the others. The bomb master put his C1 bombs back in his pockets, the puppet master recalled Hiruko to where ever it had come for in the first place, and the blue skinned man put his giant sword back in place from when he a had withdrawn it only seconds before Kirara interceded. This gave Kagome the chance she needed to she rush to the fallen blonde's body. She feel to her knees as she turned him over so that he was lying on his back now noticing that the wound was not as bad as it had appeared to be. It looked as if he Hiruko had changed the angle of penetration to keep from dealing a fatal blow as well as his body had already started to heal him. "W-will he be alright?" Sakura who had made her way over while Kagome had been in deep thought asked. This caused the young miko to clench her fists in her green skirt as she rose to her feet. "He will be fine once I have finished healing his wound along with some food and some sleep but…" *whack!* the sound of skin hitting skin rung clearly through the silent clearing "This would never would have happened if you had thought before you acted! If you had just stayed where you were and worried about your own battle he would not have had to protect your stupid ass! You are on the same team as Sasuke-san so you should know that he could take care of himself even with an injury! He is an Uchiha they are not weak! He has probably been through a hell of a lot worse!" Kagome screamed at the stunned Sakura who was now on the ground looking up at the enraged miko who had slapped her.

"She is right Sakura your little stunt could have gotten your teammate killed today. Had this been a another enemy Naruto would have died and once we got back to Konaha you would have been removed from your team under the fact that your teammates would be unable to trust you. We got lucky today that we were fighting the Akatsuki because they need Naruto alive." The silver haired man lectured his teammate with a cold fury that could be felt through all their spines "G-gomen Kakashi-sensei." Sakura stuttered her apology as tears fell down her cheeks knowing full well that everything her sensei had said was true. Kagome took her attention off the student and sensei to kneel next to the boy again and finish the healing process of the wound to the stomach while pulling out the poison that was working it's way into his nervous system. Sasuke looked on with a mix of emotions running through him; fear for almost losing his best friend again, anger at Sakura for being too selfish to think about the rest of the team, confusion at the whole situation, awe for the miko before him who was not only healing a complete stranger but was doing so without breaking a sweat, and finally happiness that his friend will be just fine with some rest.

Once the wound in Naruto's stomach was completely healed Kagome turned to Sasuke requesting that he remove his shirt so that she could heal his wound as well. He was going to turn her down when he saw the look on his sensei and the miko's faces told him he did not have a choice. So he just sighed then removed his bloodied shirt Kagome started working on his shoulder pulling the toxins out of him as well. Sakura growled before she asked. "Can't we just go back through the well now so we can finish our fight?" "Ok first off put the green monster back in its cage Pinkie I can tell you right now that Kagome is not interested in younger men secondly it does not work that way. Kagome had to put up a barrier around the well to make it so that people can come to this side but they can't go back until the barrier has been removed. But that won't be for another week or so." It was Sango who had explained while she went over to Kagome's forgotten book bag to pull out two men's shirts and handed one to Sasuke and the other too Kagome. "W-what? W-why would s-she do s-something like that?" Sakura stuttered out terrified that she might not see her parents or home again because her only way home was in the hands of an Akatsuki member that wanted her and her friends dead.

"It is to protect my family and every other innocent person on the other side of the well. We don't want our enemy to get through to hurt anyone let alone to use it as an escape route. We have been hunting a really evil man that goes by the name of Naraku he is a half demon who has been trying to collect the sacred jewel shards to become a full demon. He kills without mercy though usually it is not even him doing it. He usually has his creation Kagura or a young boy he controls with the use of a jewel shard in his back by the name of Kohaku to do his dirty work for him. That is why I put the barrier up." Kagome explained as she changed Naruto's bloody and shredded one from his still unconscious body easily. "So that means you will be unable to return to your time till Naraku is killed. For that I am truly sorry but till then you can stay in the village were you will be safe. We can find some huts for you to stay in till we can safely send you home." Miroku commented with a smile as he watched Kagome look between the groups.

The puppet master, bomb master, shark, and elder Uchiha took a step back from their opponents and think through the information they just received. The bomb master was the first one to speak saying, "So I guess that means that we are in a temporary truce then huh?, un" Though the question was asked rhetorically that did not stop the shark from laughing and replying with, "Deidara's right! Those poor little gakis are probably shitting their pants right now!" "Kisame calm down this is neither the time nor the place for humor. We need to keep our guards up seeing as how we are in a different world and we will be working with our enemies to get back." The elder Uchiha stated coldly to his teammate.

"I'm I afraid that Itachi is right but so is Deidara. We will work with you to get home but once we get back the deal is off and I will kill you brother!" Sasuke all but yelled at the other sharingan user who did nothing but stare at the younger Uchiha. Kagome dropped her head in defeat and sighed for what seamed like the tenth time that day as she thought 'I give up!' and turned to walk to the village after placing the unconscious blond on the two tailed fire neko. Sango and Kirara followed the miko without a word leaving Miroku to say, "You might want to follow us back to the village. All the really bad demons come out at night and they prefer human to just about any other food so it would give you safe place to stay. It would also allow you to keep a better eye on each other seeing as how your getting home depends on their survival."

The four akatsuki members followed silently along with Sasuke and Kakashi who were worried about their teammate's safety. Sakura on the other hand hung back a bit wondering if she should really follow the miko who had slapped her not that long ago. But the choice was soon made for her when an arrow encased in a pink light shot past her and embedded it's self into the giant snake demon's neck. Sakura watched with wide eyes as the over grown creature turned to dust as the pink light engulfed it. Sakura was frozen in place because of the fear that she had almost be eaten and hadn't even noticed it. Deidara sighed and walked over to the pink haired twit and tossed her over his shoulder while saying, "I will not let Sasori no Danna get stuck here just because you have a death wish you pink haired bitch!, un"

Once the bomb master had caught up with the others at the village he dropped the pink haired banshee on her ass. The impact with the ground snapped Sakura out of her comatose state and was about to yell at the blonde haired bomb master when a very pissed off half demon interrupted with a loud, "Oi! Wench where the hell have you been? You were supposed to be back two hours ago with my ramen!" This caused the young miko to bow her head so her eyes were covered by her bangs and balling her fists at her side so tight that her knuckles were turning white and her nails had bit into the skim causing her palms to bleed. The anger that was rolling off Kagome caused the ninja to take several steps back not liking how she was shaking. It was at that moment that Inuyasha noticed the seven new people standing behind Sango and Miroku watching Kagome closely as if waiting for her next move. "Who the fuck are you people?" he yelled as he pulled out the Tetsiga only to find it would not transform.

Sango was the one to step in front of Inuyasha and start to explain the situation seeing as how at that moment Kagome was to angry to do it. "These people came out of the well a little while ago Inuyasha I believe that they are from Kagome's time but because she had to put the barrier up to keep Naraku here they could not go home. So they will have to stay here in the village till we defeat Naraku." "No!, Bitch take down the fucking barrier and send them back right now we do not need those weak ass ningens getting in the way! They will only be a distraction!" The silver haired dog demon screamed in Kagome's face. Itachi and Sasuke felt their blood boil at being called weak but that was soon replaced by amusement when the frail looking miko pulled her balled fist back and slammed it into the half demons face causing him to stumble back before she said the word Inuyasha hated most. "Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!" Everyone but the Uchihas, Sasori, and Naruto burst into fits of laughter as they watched the foul mouthed man hit the ground and create a crater in the shape of his body. The Uchiha brothers and Sasori had smirks of amusement at the suffering of the dog eared boy in the ten foot hole and Naruto was still unconscious and would be till the next day.

"Feel better Kags?" Sango got out between fits of laughter while the others were just about on the ground laughing to hard to even breathe all except the Itachi, Sasuke, and Sasori who just kept their smirks. "Yes, Much better!" Kagome chirped happily as she began to walk back to Kaede's hut. Just as she was about to enter she hears Inuyasha say, "I don't know why the the hell you did that bitch but I do know you better take those people back! Unless you are to weak to do it then have Kikyo handle it she is stronger, smarter, and not to mention better looking then you! I guess that is why they always say the original is better."

That was it Kagome snapped, "How dare you! You low life piece of shit! You are a sorry excuse for a half breed! I can't wait to finish off Naraku so that I can go home and never see your face again you fucking asshole! Sit! Sit! Sit!" After she finished yelling Kagome took of into the forest to get way from the man that had hurt her so badly. At this point no one was laughing in fact they were all rather pissed that this man had the nerve to say something like that to some one like Kagome. "You would think Inuyasha that after how many times Kagome has sat you for calling anything but her name and comparing her to Kikyo you would have learned not to do it." Sango said just before slamming her hiraikotsu into his head causing him to pass out then turning to the ninjas and saying, "Ok, the four men in the black and red robes will stay with Kagome, Miroku, and Myself the rest of you will be staying with Kaede. Oh! Before I forget can I get your names so I am not calling you "you guys" or "The rest of you" the entire time you are here?"

"I don't see why not... My name Is Hatake Kakashi I am the sensei of team seven." The man with the silver hair and face mask said. "I am Haruno Sakura! I am training to be a medic. Nin for team seven!" "I'm Uchiha Sasuke of team seven and the dobe on your cat is Naruto of team seven." The younger Uchiha bit out coldly as he continued to glare at his brother. 'Poor Kagome has her work cut out for her this time.' Sango and Miroku thought at the same time as they turned their gaze on the akatsuki members. Knowing full well what their names were but they had to ask to keep up the charade just little longer. "Our names are of no consequence to you." The elder Uchiha bit out coldly in her general direction. Sango just glared back and said with a dark smirk, "Well then it is a good thing Kagome knows who you are huh?" Her voice held the same tone as Itachi's had when she spoke. "Oh! That's right! Lady Kagome was telling us about a bunch of criminals from her time that wore black robes with red and white clouds. I think she called them the Akatsuki." Miroku added looking directly at Sango as he spoke.

"Yeah, she also said that there ten of them in total that are known about anyway. Kagome thinks that there has to be more members to take over if the original members get killed. Which makes sense for an organization like theirs. The members consist of an orange haired man with piercings all over his face his name is unknown to the public so he is only called Leader-sama, a blue haired girl with a white paper rose in her hair named Konan, a man with silver slicked back hair and magenta eyes named Hidan, a large man that keeps all but his eyes covered with a black mask and is obsessed with money named Kakuzu, then there was one that acts like a child and wheres an orange and black spiral mask that has only one eye hole named Tobi." Sango counted off the names of each member on her fingers as she went on. "Then you have the giant venus fly trap that eats people, what was he name again?... Oh Zetsu! That was it!, then there was a blue skinned walking sushi roll named Kisame, the male version of barbie with strange mouths on his hands named Deidara, a red headed poisonous version of Pinocchio named Sasori, and lastly the cold hearted flamer, I think is what she called him, was named Uchiha Itachi." Sango finished glancing at the four criminals out of the corner of her eye to see their reactions.

Itachi and Sasori looked unaffected aside from the glares she was receiving. Little did anyone know that in Itachi's head a chibi version of him was freaking out. 'Who is she calling a flamer! I...AM...NOT...GAY! Just because Kisame and I have had sex a few times when we have been on missions and I look and act a little feminine dose not make me... gay?... Does it?" the chibi Itachi went silent for a few seconds before. 'O_O oh...shit... NOOOOOOOOO!' Deidara's eye was twitching and Kisame was... Kisame was gone! Before Sango could say anything about it Miroku spoke up, "So by that description we have; Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, and Kisame and it looks like Kisame went to bring our little miko back." "That is not a good thing he will kill her! We have to go after them!" The pink haired banshie yelled as she got ready to run after the S- ranked missing ninja and the young miko who saved her teammate's life earlier that day only to be stopped by Sango who had placed a hand on her shoulder and shook her head. "You don't have to worry about Kagome Sakura. Kisame won't be able to lay a hand on her unless she wanted him to seeing as how there are only two people who could beat Kagome and Kisame is not either one of them and one has been dead for the last five years." Although Sakura stopped fighting to go after Kagome and Kisame Sango's words did little to put her at ease so she kept her eyes in the direction that the two had disappeared in.

*with Kagome *

'I should have known! I'm such an Idiot! Why did I think that Itachi would still love me let alone remember me after five years. I should have know that he would have moved on and found someone else to love it just an amount of time!' Kagome thought as she wept at the base of the god tree. The others more then likely thought that Kagome ran off because of what Inuyasha said and in part that was true but the biggest reason Kagome ran was because she needed to get away from her first love and think things through but that did not make it any less painful for the young shikon miko. That was how Kisame found her when he entered the small clearing. Something about how the girl who so easily stopped Itachi and Sasuke's fight looking so small and fragile like a single touch would make her shatter like glass made the missing nin's chest tighten. Not quite understanding why he was feeling like this he walked over to her and sat down beside her pulling the still crying girl to his chest to give her some sort of comfort. It took Kagome five minutes to realize that she was no longer alone and that her head was resting on a warm and slightly moving surface. She did not have to raise her head to see that Kisame was the one holding her giving her the shoulder to cry on she needed to get out all the pain she needed to.

By the feel of his aura he was confused by his own emotions but he wanted to help her so she sat up straight and wiped away her tears before asking, "What do you need Kisame-san?"

*end chapter one *

Eclipse: Ok so here is the revised version of chapter one! I hope that it is a lot better then the first time I wrote this! Let me know ok!