Hey Sis,

What's up? Someone said you got knocked up. Is that true? I hope not cause I thought you would be smarted then that. Did you do it with someone I know or what? Sorry I'm asking so many questions but no one really tells me anything around here. By the time I get any news all the "Famous" states have completely distorted the original story.

Anyway, I hope everything is going well and that your feeling OK and stuff.

Sincerely,

Dan "Maine" Jones

P.S. Do you know why everyone is going to Canada?

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Hello Brother mine,

Nothing much. YOU INSENSETIVE JACKASS HOW DARE YOU. But, yes. I did get knocked up as you so eloquently put it. I did it. With Moscow. On the Fourth of July. Dad should feel so special.

Sorry I kinda snapped up there. It's the hormones.

No one tells you anything because they think everyone already knows. Hey, we're all famous for something somewhere. For example, here, you're state is known for it's wood! (Thank 'American Loggers' for that)

Oh god, I'm feeling anything BUT okay and stuff, but things are going well!

Kasey Jo "Kentucky" Jones

P.S. The Awesome Plan. We'll pick you up and carpool to Uncle Matt's house.

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A/N: I totally didn't plan this, but there is a Cayce, Kentucky. Pronounced KAY-see! How do you pronounce Kasey? KAY-see!The guy who the town was named after was a store owner, with stores in Cayce, Clinton, and MOSCOW. Okay, Moscow, Kentucky. BUT STILL! There was also a Casey Jones, a train engineer who sacrificed his life to save his passengers.