Marik's Legion of Villains PART 4
By: DMEX
Nothing is mine
Summary: The 4th installment of your favorite bumbling crime organization with TNA & WWE Superstars and Divas. This time; they plan to destroy John Cena
-Somewhere in San Diego-
Yami Bakura: How can you say that idiot Santino Marella deserves a WWE Championship spot?
Miz: So I can kick his ass, BECAUSE I'M THE MIZ… …AND I'M-
Yami Bakura: Dumber than Chowder.
Chowder: Hey, I'm smarter than him!
Sheamus: Don't count on dat one fellar.
Miz: (Guitar riff) you, Chowder!
Marik: Silence! Our meeting is now called to order!
(bangs gavel)
Robert Rhoode: Aren't we missing Layla and Michelle?
Marik: No, I fired them after that botched robbery. They spent our rightfully stolen money and bought themselves some damn dresses and shoes!
James Storm: Got beer?
Marik: In the back. (for God's sake…)
Edge: Got any OTHER plans?
Marik: That I do. But first, our newest members…
Mick Foley: Hey guys.
Yami Bakura: Mick Foley? Why him?
Marik: It is not Foley I'm interested in; it's his friend, Mr. Socko!
Mr. Socko (Demonic voice): I will eat you all alive!
Marik: Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Stone Cold: And that's bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
Marik: And the biggest badass since the WWE Attitude era-
Mr. Anderson: The biggest asshole since Sanji decided to join the Straw Hat crew, MIIIIIISSTER! ANDERSON!
Yami Bakura: Are you done-
Mr. Anderson: ANDERSON!
Miz: You brought him? HIM of all people?
Marik: What were you expecting, Dave Batista or JBL?
Edge: Actually, yes.
Marik: Well they weren't invited. JBL lost in 30 seconds and quit! And Dave Batista is no villain, hero or anti-hero. He is far worse than any of us!
Stone Cold: What could worse than a badass or any of those?
Marik: He is A QUITTER!
(everyone gasps, except Mick Foley)
Mick Foley: So?
Gallows: Being a quitter is NOT a good thing!
CM Punk: Damn right.
Kane: … … …!
James Storm: You should be ashamed for saying that!
Marik: Shut up, and get more beer, for (burp) sake!
Mr. Socko: Touch him and I'll rip you to shreds!
Marik: Will you please control your (gun shot) sock for God's mother(quack) sake!
Mick Foley: Socko's got a mind of his own.
Stone Cold: He's got a point.
Mr. Anderson: It's-
Marik: Shut the (car alarm) up, Anderson! Now for our evil plan! We are going to destroy John Cena!
Sheamus: Aboot damn time!
Edge: Finally!
Miz: What do you suggest?
Wade Barrett: I say we let the NEXUS take care of 'im!
Marik: You got a Handicapped Match with him last week, how much more do you want?
Stone Cold: If you want to beat him to a pulp and put him in a coffin and bury him alive, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!
Everyone (except Wade Barrett): HELL YEAH!
Stone Cold: And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
-Sports Arena-
Marik: Where is everyone?
Edge: Isn't today Friday?
Mr. Socko: Yes it is!
Marik: DAMN IT! We're in the wrong Brand! Back to the evil drawing board!
(END!)