Hey there Hermione
What's it like to be a wizard?
You remember I'm Ron Weasley
And for you I'd brave a blizzard
Yes it's true
My deluminator don't shine as bright at you
Unbreakable oath it for you

Hey there Hermione
If you're worried about the horcrux
When you go bitchy just pass me the locket go read your school books
Fawkes told me
You gotta re-read Hogwarts: A History
& have a cuppa tea

I'd give a jumper to Dobby
I'd give a jumper to Dobby
I'd give a jumper to Dobby
I'd give a jumper to Dobby
& a cuppa tea.

Hey there Hermione
I know Time Turners are broken
I unbreakable oath one day I could
Fix our bills with spells non-spoken
For the greater good
Keep my heart better than Oliver Wood
The way it should

Hey there Hermione
I've got so much homework left
If every word written in potions
Would break your heart in two
I'd write it small
More firey than a
Skrewts mating call

I'd give a jumper to Dobby
I'd give a jumper to Dobby
I'd give a jumper to Dobby
I'd give a jumper to Dobby
& a cuppa tea

A thousand Death Eaters makes me totter
but we've got hallows and Mr. Potter
I'd seek you my snitch until the end of time
I remember you told me my nose had grime
and well just laugh along because we know
that right now my nose still is a bit grimy

Hermione I can promise you
That man Floreen Fortescue
Saved you enough ice-cream to keep you sane
Jealousy's to blame

Hey there Hermione
I hope your sad and you really miss me
If we stayed this year
We'd be doing NEWTS
instead your killing Voldie while I stew
Should I come back and fall for you
I can do Parseltongue if you ask me to
Hermione I do it all for you.
And a nice meal too,

I'd give a jumper to Dobby
I'd give a jumper to Dobby
I'd give a jumper to Dobby
I'd give a jumper to Dobby
& a cuppa tea.