Disclaimer: I wish I wish I owned Danny Phantom! Desiree: -turns me into Butch Hartman- AHHHHHHHHH! CHANGE ME BACK CHANGE ME BACK! -is changed back-

Summary: The Fentons get some surprising mail from Vlad. Possible Twoshot.

Rating: K+

Inspiration: Maternal Instincts

Pairings: Surprise

Other Notes: This oneshot makes no sense if you think about it.

Tucker and Danny both sleepily stumbled down the stairs. Tucker spent the night at Danny's so that he, Jazz, Sam and Danny could all go over to the water park early in the morning to start off the summer. Sam's mother panicked at the idea of her Sammykins spending the night at a boy's house, so she ended up agreeing to arrive early in the morning to the Fenton household. Danny and Tucker had on their swim trunks along with loose t-shirts.

"Morning boys," Maddie greeted. She and Jack were using the table to make a new ghost hunting weapon. "Danny, where did you put the mail yesterday?"

"I forgot to check it," he admitted, wincing as he got a cereal box. Tucker helped himself to the bacon.

"I'll get it!" Jack yelled out cheerfully, bolting out the door as Sam was apparently about to knock, for she walked in a moment later. Her hair was completely down and she decided to wear that new two piece swimsuit her mother bought her. After coloring it black of course.

"All ready to go?" Sam asked, yawning.

"After some breakfast. Jazz is up,she's just getting ready," Danny replied, returning the yawn. Sam nodded and got herself a glass of water.

Jazz came down the stairs a few moments later. She had on a tank top and shorts on, with her swimsuit bikini under it and her hair in a ponytail. Even the morning person looked sleepy. After cooking some poptarts, she plopped next to Tucker, only to move over a seat when Tucker started staring.

"Still can't believe you actually want to go with us to the water park," Danny said sleepily, taking a bite of Fruit Loops. Danny never really liked them, mainly eating them because it made him feel like it was destroying Vlad.

"I do have a life," Jazz replied, frowning a bit. "Some of my friends are going to meet me there."

Danny chocked on his cereal.

"You have friends!" he yelled, making Jazz glare at him and Maddie reminded him that he didn't need to shout.

Jack came back in, flipping through the mail.

"What did we get honey?" she asked, screwing something in place.

"Bill, bill, Jazz's swimsuit magazine ("It's Women Genius!" Jazz protested.), bill, junk, LETTER FROM VLADDIE!"

Everybody groaned or moaned, wincing at the mention of Vlad. Jack either didn't care or didn't notice, for he threw the rest of the mail onto the table and eagerly ripped open the letter.

"Hope it's not another love letter to Mom," Danny heard Jazz mutter.

Maddie sighed, rolling her eyes as she began to mutter death threats to Vlad under her breath, adjusting the wiring on the ghost weapon before picking up the screw again.

"Pack your bags kids! We've been invited to Vlad's wedding!" Jack called out cheerfully.

Maddie accidently broke the machine with the screw as she stared up in shock. Jazz struggled to swallow her milk before hitting Danny on the back when he began to choke on his Fruit Loops. Tucker's jaw dropped, letting bacon drop out. Sam let the glass of water drop from her hand, crashing into a thousand pieces on the floor. Of course she cried out an apology, but everybody was too surprised to care.

"Vlad Masters?" Danny tried to confirm.

"Yup!" Jack said with a goofy grin.

Danny, Sam and Tucker all exchanged a glance. What?

"Good news kids!" Jack yelled as they came home from the water park.

Jazz used her towel to wring the water out of her hair. Danny just stared at his dad, clothing and hair damp as he waited for him to continue.

"Vlad invited us to dinner tomorrow night to meet his fiancée," Maddie finished, sounding cheerful. The thought of Vlad being in love with somebody other than her must have really grown on her awfully fast.

"Yup! I hope he asks me to be his best man!" Jack said, shedding a tear at the thought. "I asked him to be mine, but he had ecto-acne, so yeah. He didn't want to be seen."

'Or maybe it's because you were marrying to love of his life?' Jazz thought, but didn't voice it. Instead, she exchanged an eye roll with Danny as they headed up the stairs.

"How was the water park?" Maddie called after them.

"Fun!" Danny called out as his ghost sense went off. Jazz noticed.

"Um…what's that do?" Jazz asked, pointing to the new weapon.

Jack's eyes lit up happily and Maddie stared in amazement before the two went into a pointless ramble as Danny rushed upstairs to go ghost.

The three Fentons paled and clung to the seat for seat life as Jack drove to the restaurant. It was Olive Garden, but Jack almost took out part of the restaurant while parking.

"VLADDIE!" the large man cried out as he grabbed Vlad into a bone crushing hug. Vlad gasped for air and Jack finally let him go. "Where's the lucky lady?"

"Inside at our table," Vlad said as soon as he could breathe again. "Her and the kids."

At everybody's surprise, he added. "She's divorced with three kids."

Maddie just nodded and Jack just congratulated him on getting kids and a wife all at once. Jazz just silently followed as Danny glared.

"What are you up to Plasmius?" he growled. Vlad smirked and walked beside him into the restaurant.

"Simply took your advice," Vlad said innocently.

"Got a cat?" Danny teased, snickering at Vlad's Look.

"No, internet dating. Found somebody better than your mother with no idiot like your father in the way. Not to mention I found somebody even better than you to take under my wing."

"What are you talking about?" Danny asked, completely baffled. How was Vlad replacing him?

As they walked towards the table, Vlad's smirk grew.

At the table there was already a set of twins there, a boy and a girl. They both had bright red hair, but the girl wore light green and white while the boy chose to wear all black. The girl's green eyes focused on the menu, pretty calm while the boy's blue ones stared at the table beneath him in complete hatred. There was another girl, around eight with pretty light brown hair and green eyes while dressing in pink. She was actually almost a mirror image of her mother, who sat next her, who had the same hair and eyes but wore a dark red t-shirt and jeans.

"That boy there? He's a very powerful paranormal hunter. More powerful than your mother, Valerie and Skulker combined times five." At Danny's shocked look, Vlad snickered. "You better be careful Daniel."

"What about you?" he hissed.

"Unlike you dear Daniel, my ghost half stays in the shadows," Vlad replied smartly. Danny could do nothing but glare. "You two should get to know each other. You already have one thing in common. Both of you need to get over a silly little hatred of me and realize all the things I could teach you two."

With that said, Vlad gave Danny a firm push towards the table.

Like I said, it's a pointless oneshot I just had to publish after it being on my computer for a year.