Here's the next installment of story. Here's where it's going to start earning it's M-rating.

"And then she kissed me. And I kissed her back, eh."

"No way." Noah couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"Go on." Tyler was really getting into the story.

"And then she said she loved me." Zeke blushed. "We just kinda cuddled under the covers and fell asleep after that."

Ezekiel was bedridden in Room 266, bandages still wrapped around his head. Noah and Tyler had come to visit their injured friend.

"I never would of guessed that Izzy was into you." Noah said.

"So, I guess your officially a couple now." Tyler smiled. "I have a feeling we'll be double dating more often."

"As long as other double dates doo'n't end up like that last one, I think yoo're right, eh."

"Hey guys." Izzy appeared with a large bowl of soup in hand. "I got this for you Zeke."

"I think yoo've given me enough soo'p today, eh." Zeke pointed towards three empty bowls once filled with soup. "And I think soo'p is for colds, not head trauma."

"Nonsense!" Izzy placed the bowl onto the bedside table. She began spoon-feeding Zeke the boiling chicken noodle soup and grabbed the remote. The TV sprang to life with an episode of World Tour appearing on the screen.

In the episode, Ezekiel was exiting the bus. Suddenly, Izzy jumped onto his back and the two fell to the ground.

"Oh yeah, you weren't a good piggyback ride giver back then either." Izzy teased him. She began patting him on the head, which caused him some minor discomfort.

"I'm really full, eh." Zeke pushed the spoon away as Izzy tried to feed him. He looked at the clock. "It's also getting kind of late."

"Alright you two, clear out now." Izzy began pushing Tyler and Noah out the door.

"Is this really necessary?" Noah asked. Izzy slammed the door in their faces.

"Goodnight." Izzy climbed into the bed with him. She put her arms around Zeke and cuddled with him.

"Um, Izzy?"

"Yeah?"

"Yoo're hurting me."

"Oh yeah, I forgot about my kung-fu grip." Izzy let go of the prairie boy. [1]

"Thank yoo'." As soon as he closed his eyes, he could already feel Bandit taking refuge under his hat. Bandit's claws caused some slight pain, but Zeke couldn't say no to the little guy.

A few days later, Zeke's wound had fully healed. He was no longer wearing the bandages and was getting ready to have breakfast with the others. He ended up sitting with Noah, Tyler, and Lindsay.

"Morning Zeke." Tyler greeted him. "How goes it?"

"I'm doing oo'kay I guess. My head's all better, eh." Zeke looked over at Noah. "Hey, is that a noo' book already?"

"Yeah, I just started it this morning. It's about a group of scientists who go on an underwater expedition and end up discovering a whole civilized kingdom."

Izzy walked into the room singing, "Heeeeey, it's the Undersea Kingdom for you and for me." [2]

"Hi Isa!" Lindsay was her usual over-cheerful self. "Did you know Zach isn't wearing a bandage anymore?"

"I'm his roommate, remember?" Izzy knocked on Lindsay's head a few times. Her head sounded pretty hollow. "I was the first to know that he's all better." She put her arm around Zeke and pulled him close. "We're super close. We're like this." She crossed her fingers.

"Hey guys." Bridgette was walked into the room and sat with the others. "Geoff just wanted me to tell you guys that we were planning something for tonight, even though it's on such short notice."

"And what would that be?" Noah asked.

"We were going to have a guys/girls night out."

"Sounds like fun!" Lindsay clapped.

"I think Geoff said something about a pub." The surfer girl thought for a few seconds. "Oh yeah, the Golden Maple. While the guys went out to get drunk, I thought the rest of us could go to this cute spa I found."

"Sounds like super fun!" Lindsay was clapping even louder, which annoyed everyone else in the dinning hall. "Thank you Brianna!"

Geoff appeared in the doorway. "Well, I've got to go. I'll see you gals tonight." She ran over to Geoff, then the two walked away while sharing a kiss.

"What's a pub like, eh?" Zeke asked.

"If you've ever heard of a bar, it's pretty much the same." Noah replied.

"It's gonna be fun you guys." Tyler said. "We're all gonna drink til we can't drink no more!" He put his fists in the air. "Whoohoo!"

"Save it for later." Noah got up. "I'm going to go read somewhere a little quieter."

"Bye Noah!" Izzy started waving like crazy as he was leaving. "Take care! Bon voyage!"

Later that night, the Golden Maple was full of guys drinking away. This included the Total Drama guys. Zeke watched Tyler drink three whole glasses in a row, then promptly pass out.

"I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one smart enough to avoid the alcohol." Noah said. He and Zeke stood alone in the back. Cody was walking over towards them, a glass in his hand.

"Hey guys, how's it going?"

"Cody, yoo've got a black eye, eh."

"I took a punch for Gwen. True story. Courtney was getting annoyed by Gwen, so she went for a punch. I just happened to be on the scene..."

"Stalker much?" Noah snickered. "So, she kicked your-"

"As I was saying, I took the blow for Gwen. She even gave me a little 'thank you' kiss on the cheek."

"Was it worth it?" Zeke asked.

"N-not really."

Over at the spa, the girls were just getting settled in. Lindsay had wandered off with Beth while Izzy and Bridgette had met up with Gwen and LaShawna.

"Ah, this feels great." Bridgette sighed. The four teens were relaxing in a jacuzzi after a series of massages.

"Mhm." LaShawna closed her eyes. "So good."

"I love it!" Izzy started laughing like a maniac.

"I wish that this night will never end." Gwen said. She looked around for a second, then noticed something strange about Izzy. "Um Izzy, where's your bathing suit?"

"Silly Gwen, you don't wear clothes in a spa. You just wrap a towel around yourself."

"O-okay..." Bridgette looked a bit creeped out.

LaShawna got a concerned look on her face. "Is it just me, or did the water get war-"

"Ahhh." Izzy let out a sigh of relief. The other three girls got out of the jacuzzi in record time.

Back at the bar, a drunken Duncan had stumbled over towards Ezekiel. He still had a glass in his hand and took another sip from it.

"Listen dude, I'm sorry about the whole thing at the restaurant."

"It's no problem, eh."

"If I hadn't done that, then Courtney would of been nagging me all night. Fucking bitch."

"Oh, hey Zeke." Owen said. He looked a little depressed. "I heard about you and Izzy..."

"I'm soo'ry, eh."

"Nah, it's not your fault. I'm not one to hold a grudge anyway." A big smiled appeared on his face. "Plus, I'm glad Izzy found another guy who can put up with the whole 'I-could-break-every-bone-in-your-body-in-five-seconds' thing."

"Yeah, hehe." Zeke gulped.

The four girls ended up heading into the sauna. With their towels wrapped around their bodies, they entered the room and closed the door behind them.

"Izzy, you better keep that towel on or I swear I'm going to-" LaShawna was cut off by a large cloud of steam.

"I promise!" Izzy put up her hand. "Swearsies."

"Can't you just feel all your troubles just sweating right out of your body?" Bridgette closed her eyes and smiled.

"I feel all tingly!" Izzy laughed.

A little while later, the sauna was starting to heat up. Gwen decided to speak up. "Does anyone else wanna get out. It's getting kinda warm in here..."

"Sure." Bridgette walked over to the door and grabbed onto the handle. "It won't budge!"

"Say what?" LaShawana was looking too happy.

"Lemme try!" Izzy grabbed onto the doorknob and tried turning it. "A stubborn little thing, isn't it?" She had her feet on the door and was hanging in mid-air trying to pull the door open. "Yay, we're trapped!"

"And that's a good thing?" Gwen didn't look too happy. "Shit, I'm burning up."

"Is there anyway to turn the heat down a little?" Bridgette started looking all over. "These things are gas powered or something now, there's got to be some sort of dial somewhere."

"You mean like this one?" Izzy turned the dial, but it popped off. "Oops."

"This is gonna be fun." LaShawna said sarcastically.

Ezekiel looked up at the clock. "It's 11:30 already?" Zeke looked around and saw nearly everyone in the pub was either drunk or had passed out. The sole exceptions were Noah, Cody, and himself.

"I'm not dragging Owen back to the hotel." Noah looked over at the unconscious blob.

Suddenly, a window exploded with a shower of glass. Izzy flew through the gap and kissed Zeke before even touching the ground. "Hi guys."

"Hi Izzy. You look kinda red, eh."

"Yeah, sauna mishap." Izzy laughed. "Everything's okay now. Gwen has more color than she's had in a long time. I don't really think red's her color though."

"I think I'm gonna go check on her." Cody began heading for the door. "See you guys later!"

"So Zeke, I just wanted to ask you something. You want to go to see a movie with me? They're doing a midnight screening of this one movie I like." She looked over at Noah. "You can come too!"

"I've got nothing better to do."

"Alright, but this better be a good movie, eh."

After a long night, the three teens decided to head back to the hotel. Noah took off for his room while Izzy and Zeke went to their own.

Izzy was unusually hyper and began to recite lines from the movie. "EYE DID NAUGHT HIT HUR! EET'S NAUGHT TROO! EET'S BOOLSHIT! EYE DID NAUGHT HIT HUR! EYE DID *NAUGHT*" [3]

"I can't believe yoo' got me to see that, eh. The acting was terrible. I could barely understand that one guy."

"But that's the beauty of it Zeke!" Izzy laughed. "It's so bad that you can't help but laugh."

"I'm really tired, eh." He yawned before falling onto the bed.

"Same." Izzy fell onto the bed next to him. She cuddled up against him and kissed him on the cheek.

"Sleep tight, eh." Zeke closed his eyes.

"Goodnight Zeke and Zeke's cute little accent." Izzy giggled. She clapped and the lights went out.

"You actually bought one of those?"

"Yes." Izzy smiled. [4]

Waking up unusually early, Ezekiel slipped out of the bed without disturbing the still sleeping redhead. Bandit was curled up next to her. He put on some clean clothes and quietly left the room.

Suddenly, he heard some cries coming from next door. The door was slightly ajar, so he peeked in.

"Tyler! OOH! I-I'm gonna-ahhhhhh"

"You okay Linds?"

"Yeah. Hey Tyson, has there always been an eyeball over there?" She pointed right at the door.

"Let me take care of it." He grabbed his underwear off the floor, put it on, then walked right up to the door and opened it. "Alright you pervert, who do you think you are spying on me and my girl while we're fu... Zeke?"

"Soo'ry, I didn't mean to! I heard a noise like someone was crying, so I wanted to see what was the matter, eh."

"Is that Zed?" Lindsay looked over towards the doorway. "Oh hi Zed!" She got out of the bed, still completely nude, and gave Zeke a hug. "It's good to see you!" His head was being pressed right against her chest.

"Um, hi Lindsay." Luckily, she didn't seem to notice something of Zeke's poking her.

"Lindsay, you should go get some clothes on." Tyler pulled Zeke away from his girlfriend.

"Alright." She walked over near the bed and picked up a pair of panties. She tried putting them on while waking back towards the two guys, which didn't go too well. After a minute, she was over by the door again, still topless. "Okay, I've got my panties on now. This pair is soooo cute. It has a little kitty on the back, see?" She stuck her butt right in Zeke's face.

"I think it's time for you to go Zeke." Tyler said. "Please, don't tell anyone about this."

"No problem, eh. Not a soul." Zeke walked back into his own room and sat back on the bed.

"Good morning Zeke." Izzy said. "How are you?"

"Kinda shook up, eh. Something just happened that I'd rather not discuss."

"You walked in on Tyler and Lindsay having sex, didn't you?" Zeke started blushing. "Aha! Harold was right! Psychic Steve's Mind-reading Camp was a good investment!"

"Tyler doesn't want this spreading. Doo'n't tell anyone, eh."

"Alright." She sighed. "Hey, we've got another hour to waste before they even open up the dinning hall. Anything you'd like to do while we wait?"

"Um-" Before he could say anything, Izzy started kissing him. Their tongues met. They laid back onto the bed, Izzy on top. Seconds became minutes. Minutes became a half hour. Izzy reached for his zipper, but Zeke stopped her.

"What's wrong?" Izzy asked.

"I don't think this is a good idea, eh. My family believes in sex after marriage."

"Oh." Izzy looked a little disappointed. "You know what, that's sweet."

"You really think so?"

"Yeah." Her expression had changed into a much happier one. "I guess it makes sense with your family's old fashioned beliefs and all. Sorry about that."

"No, it's okay Izzy." They just looked at each other for a minute. This time Zeke went for the kiss, and Izzy kissed back. Another half hour went by, but the two teens didn't notice.

"Hey look, it's breakfast time!" Izzy ran out the door.

"Hey! Wait up, eh!" Ezekiel chased after her. Bandit hopped onto his hat and got a free ride out of it.

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[1] Just like all those old action figures, Izzy comes equiped with kung-fu grip. Very useful.

[2] It's from Mystery Science Theater 3000, one of my favorite shows.

[3] It looks like Izzy took the guys to see "The Room", a notoriously bad movie starting, written, produced, and directed by Tommy Wiseau. Trust me, he does sound like that.

[4] Izzy bought a Clapper. Of course she would.