R.D.D.G: hiyya! I just started playing Resident Evil 4, and I was going against Chief Mendez…when I got an idea for a fan fic. Since there aren't a lot of guys (who aren't zombie-like minions) the pairing is Luis Sera x Leon…why cause I'm bored and I can see it ^_^. With one sided Saddler x Leon. You don't like, don't read, don't flame very simple crap. I own nothing in this…the characters and some scenes (those who played the game will know which ones) belong to Capcom. I'm just having too much fun with this. Male pregnancy involved as well, and if the Las Plagas are not capable of bearing kids they will be able to do so here…only difference is…well you'll find out.

Saddler looked at the reports sent by their spy in the United States. Seems they were sending an operative to rescue the President's daughter. How amusing. The sinister looking man turned his gaze to the pictures that were taken of the operative. He was a good looking man, looked to be about in his mid-twenties, with short dirty-blonde hair. His eyes were like a bluish-gray. Smooth, flawless skin, pale but yet obviously sun-kissed.

Saddler felt a smile play his face. He wanted that man. Oh how he wanted him. The operative would make a fine "wife" for the leader of the Los Illuminados. Particularly after a little…"gift" was planted within him.

"My Lord," Saddler turned his gaze towards Chief Mendez, "what shall we do with the operative?" The Chief of Pueblo inquired.

"Bring him to me," Saddler said, "I shall give him our power. I want him alive. And makes sure he stays away from Luis Sera."

Mendez bowed and left the room to fulfill his Lord's commands, and leaving his leader to his own devices. Though the taller man was curious about the man's motives, he knew better than to question Lord Saddler's orders.

(With Leon)

Leon sat in the back of the car, as two Spanish policemen drove him towards the village. To say that he was bored was an understatement. There wasn't even any good music on! And the place was dreary as fuck. Everything looked dead, and rotten; nothing green where they were going…and that wasn't reassuring at all. Leon shivered. The President's daughter in a place like this? Oh boy…

"So who are you really?" the policeman driving inquired his accent thick, "come on and tell us." Leon turned his gaze from the dreary scenery towards the policeman driving the car.

"You are a long way from home, Cowboy," the other Spaniard added, "I feel for you."

"I guess that's the local's way of breaking the ice," Leon said mentally sighing, "You know what this is about. My assignment is to find the President's missing daughter."

"All by yourself?" the Spaniard in the passenger seat (oddly enough that's on Leon's right…wasn't that supposed be on the left in European countries?) said in surprise. Was it really that surprising? Leon turned his gaze back to the woods outside of the window. "You crazy American…"

Leon sighed as he relaxed in his seat. "I'm pretty sure you aren't planning to hold hands and sing koombaiya at some Boy Scout bonfire…or then again maybe you are."

The policemen shook their heads. "It's a direct order from the chief himself," Passenger cop said.

Leon smirked; he remembered the brief time that he was able to say that as a Cop. Now he was able to say something different…but oh well. "I'm counting on you guys," he said and he meant it. They were the ones who knew how to get to the village to begin with. And they were probably his and Ashley's way back.

The three shared little conversation over the course of the few hours; only stopping when Passenger Cop had to use the restroom. As the cop completed his business, the Driving Cop offering Leon a smoke, who declined; clogs up the lungs.

The cop shrugged and pulled out one for himself. Turning his blue-gray eyes towards the woods again; Leon felt an uneasy feeling entering his gut…it felt as though they were being watched…he couldn't see anything out of the ordinary, but the feeling was there all right. The woods looked creepy enough for it.

Finally they crossed a bridge and the Driving Cop stopped the car and mentioned that the village was just down the way. Leon said thanks and walked away from the car and away from the two Spaniards. Mission officially starts now...

Leon walked cautiously down the dirt road. He didn't like the feel of this place and it seemed that anything, or anyone, could jump out at him at any given moment. His loyal handgun raised and ready to fight if the need came, he pressed forward. He had to find Ashley and soon.

There was a house not far from where the cops parked the car. Good as any place to start, Leon figured as he walked towards the building. It looked as though the owners here didn't take very good care of the house. Some of the windows were boarded up, the roof was missing shingles, the door was wide open…was there even a door? It didn't even look like someone's cleaned the house at all either...

Ah what the hell…Leon sighed as he walked cautiously into the building and heard a gruff voice cough nearby. Leather tightened against alloy as the blonde's grip tightened around the gun's handle. The inside of the house didn't look much better than the outside…daaaammmmnnnn… Leon slowly turned a corner and noticed a shabby looking man tending to a fire. There was a rank smell to the air which made Leon cringe. However noticing the man Leon returned his handgun to his holster and pulled out a picture of his subject as he walked over to the man.

"excuse me, Sir?" Leon showed the picture, "I was wondering if you have seen this girl?" The man turned and (he looked like he hadn't taken a bath in years) looked at the picture. His gaze turned from the picture then back to Leon, and boy did he look pissed. He said something in Spanish, causing Leon to back off. "Sorry to have bothered you," he said before placing the picture back into his pocket. Never noticing the man grab an axe until he noticed it being swung at him.

Leon dodged and pulled his gun out of its holster and aimed it at the guy. "Freeze!" He said ready to shoot the man if he came any closer. The man looked at him then pulled out a note from his soiled pocket looked at it, then looked back at him, making Leon feel uncomfortable. He said something else in Spanish before moving towards him again; axe still in hand. "Freeze!" Leon said again, the man kept moving. So Leon did the only thing he could think of, pulled the trigger.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Finally after the fourth shot the man fell to the ground dead. Leon released a breath he didn't realize that he was holding in, as he put his gun away, and moved towards the dead body. First off he wanted to see what was on that note that the man was looking at. Leon grabbed the paper from the man's dead fingers, (on the plus side he wasn't a zombie…) before attempting to read the damn thing. It was written in Spanish. The most he could make out was Americano, quiero, and Lord Saddler…whoever that guy was. Leon put the note in his file to look at later. Maybe someone will know what it means…he made a mental note to inquire the two cops back at the car when he got back. Cause he had a feeling that the note was referring either to him…or Ashley…

There was a loud screech of wheels and Leon ran towards one of the unbarred windows to see an old truck moving in the direction of the cops left in the car, and walking towards the house were two or three more men. FUCK! Thinking quickly Leon quickly took out the three men then realized that he was running low on ammo…oh well time to search the house and the men. He found a green herb, about 3,000 or so ptsas, and about 30 9mm ammo. Huh that'll come in handy. Leon placed the items in his bag before setting off.

Now he was on his way once more to the village…so far he saved a dog trapped in a bear trap. Found one of the cops, who was hanged by a hook in the village square with fire burning around his body. and the villagers was just working around the scene like it was an everyday occurrence. What the hell was wrong with these people? Now he was trapped within a building with many villagers outside counting a man with a sack on his head and a chainsaw…oh boy…

They kept mentioning Lord Saddler and on a couple of occasions they could have killed him…particularly Chainsaw guy…yet they seemed more interested in keeping him stuck in one place. Apparently he's in the right place if he was looking for Ashley Graham.

BANG! Chainsaw guy fell to the ground dead. Then as Leon moved to leave the room, he heard the gonging of a church bell (it sounded like a church bell). After picking up the 5,000 ptsas from the body of Chainsaw guy he noticed that all of the villagers were walking towards one building in particular with a strange emblem on the door. Once more he heard people mention the name Lord Saddler, must be their leader or something.

"Where's everyone going?" Leon asked as he stood in the middle of the village. "Bingo?" Oh well…no complaint here. Time to go see if there's ammo lying around…before going down the trail that Hunnigan mentioned. Time to get some answers.

(In the Church)

Saddler stood in front of his congregation behind the altar, Chief Mendez standing by his side. It seems that the American agent arrived sooner than they anticipated…and that made Saddler smile. He wouldn't have to wait too long for his bride then. Now all they had to do was capture the man.

"I do not care how you bring him to me," Saddler told the infected men and women who sat in the pews, "however I want him in one peace and I want him alive."

Mendez turned his gaze to their anointed leader. He was curious. What was so interesting about the American that caught his Lord's attention or interest? He wanted to inquire Saddler about this; however it was not a wise move to question motives.

"Mendez," said man turned his gaze downwards towards the smaller man, "I want you to keep an eye on the area where we are holding Luis Sera."

"Are we still moving him to the farm?"

"Yes." Mendez nodded towards the man.

"As you wish, Lord Saddler," he said bowing towards the man before following the others out of the church and leaving the man to himself in the Church. More than likely the older man was going to freak out the girl they kidnapped.

(Back with Leon)

Leon trudged through the Spanish woods as he moved down the trail. He had found a note mentioning a prisoner at a farm house past that exit. So he had a lead. There was a possibility that the prisoner was the missing woman.

So far he nearly dodged a large boulder that a couple of villagers decided to push down at him, plus side he got two spinels and a ruby…he could probably sell those later, who knows? Now he was dealing with a shit-load of booby traps. Apparently these guys didn't get the memo about Bingo like the others have. However like the other villagers, they never truly tried to kill him…well aside from the damn boulder.

Now he was hiding behind a building with explosives being thrown around him…nix that statement…the boulder and these. Suddenly the explosions stopped, causing him to quickly try to reload his shotgun. But before he could get many bullets into the weapon, he felt several pairs of hands grab his shirt. Shit! Leon quickly pulled out his knife and sliced at the hands as they pulled him from his spot behind a wall. Once he was free from the hands he quickly reached for his shotgun, luckily he had a chance to finish reloading, before blowing the people's heads off. Now he was alone once more.

Leon sighed in relief as he stood up once more. What the hell was wrong with these people? Now time to go see what, well who, it was that they were guarding. Leon walked into the house that stood behind the little guard house the bomb throwers were hiding in. There was nobody inside the house. Sweet!

A loud knocking rang in Leon's ears as he walked into a room and started to break the boxes around him, before moving towards the source of the noise…turning a corner he was faced with an iron door with a large lock. The knocking was coming from behind the door, so he set to work on breaking the lock on said door. After about four hard kicks to the door, the lock broke and Leon opened the door expecting to see someone behind the door, and was slightly hoping it was Ashley. Instead Leon walked into the room, to find no one there. The only thing there was a large closet in one of the corners. And it was from there the knocking occurred. Leon hurried over to the door and opened it like he was taught in the academy, and aimed his handgun at the body that fell from it.

Who Leon saw was not Ashley; however it was a rather attractive man, who was struggling against his binds. He had dark brown hair, beautiful brown eyes, and tan skin. Seemed rough around the edges but it didn't seem to take away from his good looks…quite the contrary it seemed to add on to them. Leon was secretly gay (Cause if he was open about it there goes his job), and upon seeing this man he felt his cheeks flush and his heart beat a little faster. Wait a second! He just met the guy! Leon quickly holstered his weapon and removed the tape from the other man's mouth.

"Ow! Rough!" the man said as Leon turned him around and started to untie his hands. His accent was smooth, and his voice was deep, sexy…and what the hell was with Leon? He couldn't be having feelings for a guy he just met and in circumstances like these none the less! He wasn't a personal believer of "love at first sight" and began to doubt that was what was going on, but for some reason, it appeared in the back of his mind.

"Sorry," Leon said, as he moved so that the man could sit up. To make it seem like he wasn't staring, Leon looked towards the door, hoping that none of the psycho villagers walked in. Never really noticing that the man was staring at him too.

"Eh, it's okay," the man said rubbing his wrists from where the ropes were wrapped around the appendage. A wary feeling in his gut…if he knew the Los Illuminados…the Chief should be… The sound of heavy footsteps reached their ears, causing Leon to draw his handgun and aim it towards the door. Ah there he is. "Great it's the Big Cheese…" the man said causing Leon to turn his gaze towards him.

"What?" when he turned his gaze towards the entrance to the room he saw a HUGE man standing there. He was tall, he had broad shoulders looked like a fucking giant! The man turned his gaze towards the man beside Leon before turning his bi color- gaze towards the blonde agent. Leon noticed the man beside him looked a bit tense about the situation, however rushed over and swung his leg towards the man in a powerful kick. The giant caught his ankle with ease before throwing him towards the man knocking into him before hitting the closet. The force destroying the wooden object and causing the two men to lose consciousness.

Mendez looked down at the two unconscious men before walking over and picking up the blonde agent, before motioning to two ganados to pick up Sera. Lord Saddler wanted the American agent, and Mendez would personally deliver the man to their Lord. He was still trying to find out why Saddler wanted him to begin.

It did not take long to return to the castle. Okay, they drove a majority of the way…

Needless to say, Saddler seemed rather pleased at the delivery of the agent, as they strapped them into one of the chairs. Once the agent was strapped in, Saddler walked over to him and began to search the man. For what Mendez had no idea…then he saw him pull out a badge. He was trying to find out a future ganado's name?

Saddler looked over the badge, which had a picture of the agent and a name next to it. "Leon," Saddler whispered to himself, as he returned the badge and went over to grab one of the devices that held a plagas egg waiting to be injected into its host's neck. And it wasn't a normal plagas that he had injected into all the villagers aside from Mendez; it was an older version that the two men bore themselves. It wouldn't do to give his future bride the same type of Plagas as those ganados slaves.

Taking the syringed gun he placed the needle into Leon's neck and injected their power into the unconscious man. Finalizing the blonde's future within the Los Illuminados.

"Did you place the egg into Sera?" Saddler inquired as he returned the injection gun back onto a counter to be refilled for another session, and grabbed a scalpel.

"Yes," Mendez replied, then watched as Saddler began to carve something into the side of the agent's neck. Curious, Mendez walked over and he noticed that it was the symbol of the Los Illuminados, only it was a symbol Mendez thought he would never see. It was the symbol no doubt about it, but there were slight changes, and it shows that whoever bares it, in this case the American, will be the Lord's bride. This shocked Mendez greatly. For one thing he would have expected his Lord to choose a woman if he would take a bride, and second of all the fact he chose the American agent…

"You are taking him as your bride, my Lord?" Mendez inquired deciding it was worth the risk. He wanted to know what was going on in his Lord's head, or at the very least how the blonde related to their plan.

Saddler turned his gaze towards Bintoes. "Yes," he said after a moment, "I can tell that he would make a fine addition to our religious community…besides," he pulled back out the badge and showed it to Mendez. "He too, works for the President of the wretched United States. Would it not be amusing to see them when not only the President's daughter, but one of their own agents as well, complete our plans?"

"It would," Mendez agreed, "but he doesn't have to be made your bride for us to use him like the girl."

Saddler chuckled at this. "True," he agreed, "however he will make a fine bride. Of that I have no doubt, besides, Mendez, it is high time to create an heir to the great Los Illuminados."

"Would you not need a female for that then, Lord Saddler?" Mendez was now confused.

"No. The females are infertile, however males on the other hand…" he ran a hand across Leon's cheek, "develop the female fertility that the women, themselves, have lost." Saddler removed his hand from Leon's cheek then looked to Mendez. "Tie them both up at the hut on the outskirts of the village. Send someone to take care of Sera."

Mendez nodded at his Lord's orders, and motioned for someone to grab the unconscious Spaniard, while he grabbed the blonde and the two walked out of the castle.

R.D.D.G: I so hope you enjoyed this story, I was having fun coming up with ideas for it. Again though, if you don't like Yaoi or whatever then don't read the story, don't comment on it. No flames are wanted at all. Constructive criticism is good, flames no way. Please read and review for Leon and Luis' sake XD.