Okay… This is a fanfiction of me writing down everything my friend was acting out being Sonic on sugar. He's going nuts, talking in a Sonic voice, so if anything seems random, you know why. I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic: (Jumps up and down spastically.)
Knuckles: This isn't normal…
Tails: Sonic, whatcha problem?
Sonic: You know what, you're stupid Tails! (Talks fast jibberish and wacks himself with a book)
Shadow: What is going on? Why is there root-beer all over the floor?
Tails: um…
Sonic: I had a lot of root-beer. I ,like, drank 500 gallons. You can count!
Knuckles: Can I kill him?
Tails: Knuckles! He'll fall asleep eventually.
Sonic: I'm sleepy… I'm awake!
Shadow: Right… do you need medical help?
Tails: Just because Sonic goes hyper once, doesn't mean we can lose faith in him.
Sonic: (Drinks another bottle of root-beer) Ice-cream! I have an ice-cream cone and nobodies gonna get it! (Licks chair)
Knuckles: Does he think the chair is ice-cream?
Shadow: Get a hold of yourself, Sonic! (Grabs Sonic and slaps him)
Sonic: NEVER! Never! Never!(Grabs Shadow back and slaps him.)
Shadow: How long has this been going on?
Tails: For awhile.
Sonic: I gotta pee…(Looks at Tails)
Tails: (Gulps) If you think you're peeing on me…
Sonic: (Grabs forest creature) Pretty!
All: …
Shadow: Uh…
Sonic: Is that a polar bear on your chest?
Shadow: What?
Sonic: Can I borrow it? (Rips of tuff of fur off Shadow)
Shadow: Chaos Blas-
Tails: Stop! Don't hurt him. He doesn't know what he's doing.
Shadow: When will he know?
Knuckles: I say we knock some sense into him! ( Holds up fist)
Tails: Are you nuts?
Sonic: Black and white! (Repeats looking at a black and white movie)
Shadow: What the heck is he watching?
Tails: It's a Wonderful Life. It has Jimmy Stewart in it!
Knuckles: Nobody cares about these kinds of movies anymore.
Shadow: Except Sonic.
Sonic: (Pulls on side of mouth and looks at Knuckles)
Knuckles: What are you looking at me for?
Sonic: Why aren't you smiling? (Grabs Knuckles face) Smile! Smile! SMILE!
Tails: Get off of him! (Tries to pull Sonic off Knuckles) He'll hurt you.
Sonic: (Pretends to start crying) I'm okay!
Shadow: When's he going to sleep?
Sonic: (Snores)
Tails: Whew. Finally…
Sonic: So anyway! I was like dreaming about chilly dogs with sugar on them. They were topped so high with sugar it went to the sky! Besides, I'm going to make one!
All: No! (Tackles Sonic to the ground)
Sonic: Get off of me! (Does a Sonic Spin)
Shadow: That does it! Chaos Blast!
Knuckles: Shadow ,you idiot!
Tails: Is everyone okay? Sonic?
Sonic: ( Beeps a song)
Tails: Whew… Shadow!
Shadow: What are fussing at me for? Sonic's the one the made me do it!
Sonic: Who made you do what?
Knuckles: At least he's calming down.
Tails: He's right.
Sonic: Aww… I'm tired. Get the pillow. I want the PILLOW!
Shadow: I'm not doing anything!
Tails: I'll use my tails!
Sonic: Wait! I'll use my polar bear.
Shadow: That's mine! (Snatches tuft of fur)
Sonic: Waaah! Okay! I'll just use Tail's tails. (Repeats)
Knuckles: Would you just go to SLEEP!
Sonic: (Falls asleep)
Ok, I just thought I'd share this moment with you. I'd like reviews. I'm very proud of people who got to the last author's note. I bet this scared people away! I know it's short… just if you get my friend's and I sense of humor you must have thought it was super freaky but funny!