Hope you will like this. I do not own iCarly. Seddie rocks. LAST CHAPTER! Every good thing must come to an end.

Freddie

There are so many things running through my head at the moment. One being, is Sam the girl? There is no way that someone like Sam would be on a site like that unless...damn it Carly. She had to drag Sam into it. Damn you Carly Shay! Sam doesn't bother saying a word. She sits down across from me. I'm glad she didn't sit next to me, that would've made things more awkward than they should be. The people surrounding us seem to get louder. Their talks of money and sex ringing in my ears loudly. T-Bo walks over after a few seconds, asking if we would like to purchase some hard boiled eggs on a stick. Don't ask how he pulled them through the stick. Sam yelled in his face, and he then scurried off to the front counter.

"I didn't know. Okay?"She said right after T-Bo left us alone."I didn't know you were the dude. Alright? I didn't even want to do that stupid dating thing. Carly forced me to."

"Oh..."Was all I said, tapping my fingers on the flouriest table."I didn't know you were the girl."

She looked up at me, laughing."Carly thinks you knew all along, and you were just pretending not to know. She says you were intelligent enough to figure that out."

I scoff."Yeah, well I'm not. I was just as clueless as you were."

"I'm going to ignore that, and if you don't want your foot stuck up your ass, you would shut up with the insults."

I give her a lopsided grin."Fair enough."

"How did you find out about this whole dating site?"

"Gibby."

She smiles at me, looking down at the table."So, what do you we do now?"

I sigh. What do we do now? Leave? Forget this whole thing ever happened? Just like with our first kiss? Even though Sam blabbed it through laughing gas. Carly will find out, eventually. I hate how she figures out all of our secrets. It's like she can reads our minds. She's been like that for months now. I really don't know why, unless she's starting to think we have yet another secret to hide from her. We meaning me and Sam.

She should go check out Spencer. He has a lot of secrets up his sleeve. Carly keeps wondering where he goes off to at night. Spencer always tells her that he's at Socko's house, instead he's at Natalia's house. Spencer once tried to give a full description on what he does with her once he reaches the house. Let's just say after he told me, I lost my breakfast and lunch all at once.

"I don't know."I reply to Sam, who is now fidgeting with a band-aid on her finger."I don't know what we should do."

"Hmmm..."

"Maybe we can go back to hating each other. Like...we always do."I suggested.

"We can't go back to that, Freddie. We can't."She says, her eyes still on the band-aid.

"Did you just call me Freddie?"I ask in disbelief. I haven't heard Sam call me by my name since...never. Sam has always called me by some 'insulting' nickname.

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Nothing."Even though I can see a bit of softness in her blue eyes, she still has that fire. That rage. Might as well watch out. I don't want to get beaten up here, at The Groovy Smoothie. Sam already did that last month and it was embarrassing. Not to mention the spanking she gave me afterwards. Now thanks to her, I have three million hits on Splashface.

"Look, I can't go back to that Dorkzilla. Carly told me that I would meet my said soulmate here, and I don't really believe in that junk. A few months back my mom dated a psychic and he told me some shit about me falling in love with a nerd. You're a nerd...so-"

"You're not in love with me. Right?" I interrupted."Right?"

She sighed, putting a hand through her blond locks."I have no idea, but I keep having this feeling in my stomach whenever I see you. I don't know if it's because I like seeing you, or because you disgust me."

"Never thought you'd be the one to share your feelings with me Puckett."

"Yeah whatever. I don't feel anything."

"Uh-uh."

"You want your foot up your ass?"She growled."Do you?"

"You know if you were nicer, I would consider being your boyfriend."

"Shut up dork!"

"One, I am not a whale penis. Two, when I first met you in the third grade..."I look around, trying to see if anyone was listening."...I fell in love with you. I thought you were so adorable. That was until I met you and you ended up tying me to the jungle gym. Then you got everyone in our grade to throw dodge-balls at me."

Sam smiled in pride."Yeah...that was amazing."

"It wasn't amazing for me. I ended up with rope burns and...a broken heart."

"What? Is this like a practical joke or something? Did you and Carly set this up? Because if you did, you're dead."

"No."I say getting up, moving closer to her."This is not a joke."

"You're making jokes at me. Aren't you?"She says with rage. I move back slowly. She gets up, trying to leave, but before she could, I grab her by the wrist and pull her back.

"Let go!"She cries. All eyes are now on us. They probably think I abuse her or something. A tall guy tries to pull me away, but I knocked him out. I guess puberty did work out to my advantage.

"Listen."I whisper in her ear."The one good thing about your enemies is that they become your friends. It helps to have them in your life, no matter how many bruises you get. Then, if you're lucky, you get to keep them. Whether they're your friend or more. I want you to always be my enemy, and I figured out when I saved Carly from that taco truck, I wanted you to be more than an enemy."

She looked up at me with glassy eyes. Was she gonna cry? Probably not. Sam doesn't cry, ever."Okay? You can go."I step back, away from her but she doesn't leave. She just stands there for a few seconds. The people around us start whispering about Sam and asking why she isn't leaving. Then, Sam comes running to me. I brace myself for whatever punch she gives me. She grabs me by the shirt and plants a kiss to my lips. It lasted for about a minute before she pulled away.

"Don't tell anyone about this, or else."She threatened and made her way to the door. Don't tell anyone? Almost ninety percent of the people in The Groovy Smoothie right now are iCarly fans. I wasn't going to tell Sam that. It would just be another excuse to punish me.

My phone buzzed inside my pocket. It's probably my mom, checking to see if I wasn't abducted by aliens. I unlock the screen to see that it's a message from Sam.

NEW MESSAGE

FROM: Blond Headed Demon

Me. You. Date. This Saturday. Wear something that your mommy didn't pick out for you. Got it?

Now I know what some are you are thinking, that's it? That's all that there is of this last chapter? Surprisingly yes. That's all. I will try to write a sequel, but not promises. I have other stories to work on. I hope you've enjoyed this story as much as I enjoyed writing it. Remember...

Peace Love Seddie