Anger management Classes

'Ouch! That hurt! And you said it wouldn't hurt a bit' said Lucius, nursing his poor finger.

'It doesn't, but it's just like you to be a wimp! Anyway, I bet you don't want to have a green nail when you get elected for potions assistant!' said Snape, grinning.

Secretly, Snape decided that he would stop Lucius from being elected for potions assistant because he didn't like Lucius, especially as Lucius 'accidently' spilt some of Professor Umbridge's Rosemary spot powder over his hair before the School Christmas Ball a couple of weeks ago. And that's why Snape spilt some of his 'lettuce and snot' potion onto Lucius' finger to get revenge. At this moment, Lucius is trying to get the stain.

'I don't think it has worked,' said Lucius angrily, after Snape had taken the fire lighter off his finger, 'It's just scorched it!'

And with that, Lucius lunged at Snape but missed and fell down on the wooden floor of the Potions Lab, making some of Snape's potion bottles fall of the shelves and crash on top of him.

'OOOOUUUCCHH! NOT THE LEECH BOTTLE AND THE SCHORCHING JUICE!' yelped Lucius, sitting up so quickly that he bashed his head on the table.

Suddenly, footsteps were heard and Dumbledore flung open the Laboratory door to see Lucius grabbing hold of Snape's shirt collar.

'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING LUCIUS?' bellowed Dumbledore.

'Oh, we were playing...um...err...' stuttered Lucius.

Snape took his chance, 'LUSICUS WAS TRYING TO KILL ME WITH MY POTIONS, LOOK, HE'S GOT MY LEECH BOTTLE!' Snape wailed, 'HE HATES ME, HE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME SO THAT HE COULD BECOME POTIONS MASTER INSTEAD OF POTIONS ASSISTANCE!'

'Is that right, Lucius?' said Dumbledore. Suddenly, he started chuckling! 'I think you two need anger Management classes!'

Lucius looked at Snape, and Snape looked at Lucius.

'And..who would run the classes?' asked Snape, thoughtfully.

A day later, Lucius and Snape were in the school gym waiting for the teacher. They were sitting on benches, not talking.

Then, Snape said, 'I wonder who the teacher is!'

'Dunno,' replied Lucius.

Suddenly, the door of the Gym opened. In walked Professor Umbridge.

'So, I'm told by Dumbledore that you need Anger Management classes!' She grinned, 'so first things first, you have to wear suitable clothing!' She pulled out two bright pink Lycra suits from her bag.

'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!' Screeched Lucius and Snape.