One day, way too early in the world of Lucy, Lucy's doorbell rang. Who could that be? she wondered, my friends usually just barge in while I'm in a towel. She grudgingly dragged herself out of bed and answered the door only to find Gray.
"Um, hi?" she questioned. Hmm, he looks uncomfortable. He wants something.
"Hey Lucy. Just thought I'd drop by," he said. Lucy glared.
"What do you want?" she asked-no, more like commanded.
"Well...me and Natsu are kind of fighting again and we haven't fought over women yet so..." Gray's face was turning as red as Erza's hair. "And I know that you like Natsu and he likes you even though you don't know that, so I figured I could use you to make him jealous and...oops." Lucy was gaping at him.
"Natsu...likes...me?" she asked, her brain unable to grasp this.
"Uhhh..." Gray was at a loss for words. Lucy's brain was going at about 90 miles per second. Then, she smiled. Scarily.
"Okay, lets do it. I'll see you tomorrow morning when you pick me up kay?"
Gray looked at her, suspicious of her sudden change in attitude. "Okay...
"Gahhh! Where is he?" Lucy asked the mirror exasperated.
"Maybe he's nervous. Oh, and use the green hair tie today."
Lucy glared at the mirror. "You're not supposed to talk." She grabbed the blue hair tie. Besides, I doubt people like Gray get nervous, she mused. The doorbell rang.
"It's opened," she called out.
"Hey, Lucy," Gray said, "Let's go."
"Okay. I'm coming," she called back. She looked in the mirror one last time, switched her blue hair tie to the green one and left the room.
"You look nice," Gray said after a few minutes of walking in an awkward silence.
"Thank you," Lucy said and beamed up at him. Then she frowned.
"What?" Gray asked.
"You should put some clothes on."
Gray looked down with what seemed to be genuine surprise.
"Oh," he produced clothes out of seemingly nowhere and put them on.
They walked to the guild in silence, stopping when they got to the big doors.
"Um...should we...?" Lucy asked bright red.
"Uh...yeah...I...yeah..." Gray took her hand and they walked into the guild.
Me: The End.
Lucy: What?
Gray: I didn't get to use my moves yet!
Lucy: What moves?
Me: I was joking! [curls up in ball and tries to hide from stellar spirits and ice spears]
Lucy: Just update!
Natsu: Yeah! I wasn't even in this!
Erza: Nor I.
Happy: Me too! ...er...three...
Me: Okay, okay! [runs off with thumb-drive, trips, gets back up, and keeps running]
Lucy: By the way, she doesn't own Fairy Tail.
Gray: Or any of us!
Erza: He owns the action figures though...
Gray: Uhh...no I don't...I have to...do something...[runs off to hide 'action figures']