Marik's Legion of Villains
By: DMEX
Nothing is mine.
Summary: Yugi's enemies and some WWE & TNA Superstars and Divas plan revenge on Yugi
-Somewhere in Egypt-
Marik: Ladies, gentlemen and monsters-
(glares at The Boogeyman)
Marik: -and whatever the hell you are, Marik's Legion of Villains is now called to order!
(bangs gavel)
Marik: When I call you're name for attendance say something…
(Kane walks in)
Marik: …grunt or whatever the hell you do. Bakura.
Yami Bakura: About damn time.
Marik: Weevil & Rex.
(Weevil & Rex are nowhere to be found)
Marik: Where the (burp) is Rex and Weevil?
Kane: Their too tied up at the moment!
(pan to a room where Weevil and Rex are put through glass tables)
Marik: They better not be reading Mairena on again!
Dark Mai: What the (car horn)? My light half did a good job in Mairena, though it only got 2 sequels.
Marik: Next you're going to tell me that Yu-Gi-Oh!: Rise from the Deep is better than you!
CM Punk: No! Straight Edge is better than you!
Gallows: Damn right!
Marik: Well nobody (gun shot) asked you. Aren't you missing someone?
Gallows: I already took care of her!
CM Punk: Good boy.
Bandit Keith: Isn't some dude named Sting supposed to show up?
Marik: Hell no! Sting is an anti-hero! The worst kind of hero! Don't tell me you invited him!
Bandit Keith: I got someone even better; Ric Flair!
Marik: (truck horn)! Abyss, make sure Flair doesn't come in!
Bonz: Shouldn't we give Flair a small chance?
Marik: NO!
Yami Bakura: You do realize that he's also known as "the Dirtiest Player in the Ring".
Marik: I know that! I just don't want him WOOOing the hell out of this place. We're a secret organization for Christ's sake!
Yami Bakura: Then why did you bring Layla and Michelle McCool? They're not evil; their annoying as hell!
Marik: Did you watch SMACKDOWN! last night?
Yami Bakura: No.
Marik: Then you missed how they made Kelly Kelly cry into submission.
Michelle: Screw you Bakura!
(Layla flips him off)
Vickie: EXCUSE ME!
Yami Bakura: Oh (fart)! Don't tell me you invited HER!
Marik: She came with them.
Edge: She said: "EXCUSE HER!"
Marik: Kane, "excuse Vickie to the nearest room" and do whatever the hell that monsters do.
Kane: My pleasure.
Marik: Good. Now we need a plan to defeat Yugi Muto.
CM Punk: I got a bone to pick with him and Kaiba!
Marik: I'm sure you do. AND NO WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE YUGI STRAIGHT EGDE!
Edge: Then what do you suggest we do then?
James Storm: I say we get some beer!
Robert Rhoode: And we kick his ass! BEER MONEY STYLE!
Michelle: Or we could kidnap Tea.
Layla: Eww, no way!
Bandit Keith: I think we could send him to the underworld and have the CEOs beat him up.
Sheamus: Dat's a stooped idear fellar! I could just do ta him wot I did to John Cena!
Marik: All in favor of sending Yugi to the underworld for the CEOs to beat him up
Everyone (except Sheamus): AYE!
-Kame Game Shop, outside-
Marik: Yugi Muto! Pack your bags, because you are going to the underworld, paid by Beer Money!
(no answer)
Michelle: "Closed"
Marik: Don't you think I know what it (guitar riff) says!
Marik (on a bullhorn): YUGI MUTO! GET OUT HERE. I HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! SURRENDER OR WE'LL DESTROY THE GAME SHOP!
Elderly man: He's not home. You just missed him by a couple days.
CM Punk: Where'd he go?
Elderly Man: Said something about going on vacation with his friends.
Marik: Damn! Back to Villain's Lair.
(END!)