If somebody you loved was killing you.. I guess that makes it ok...

I was getting scared. My wedding with Edward was in less that a week. Jacob was nowhere to be found. I was about to become a vampire. And I failed Gym. I was getting the jitters. Edward was not nervous at all. He was mad. I don't know why though. We were finally going to be together forever! I mean, I was going to be a vampire for him. You know what that means right?

No more Pizza. That's what that means.

Plus, no more mom, Charlie, friends who I hate, and Jacob. I mean, they're all important too.

But they aren't pizza.

"Do you really want to be a vampire? Please please please change your mind!" Edward pleaded with me.

"No! I want to be with you forever!" I told him firmly.

"Are you sure? 'Cause I can eat you!" He told me.

"Yeah. I want to be with you forever!"

"How about the marriage? We're young! We can wait." Edward begged.

"No. I want to be with you forever!"

"Fine! I get it. Why'd I have to be so hot?" He groaned. I smiled and tried to kiss him.

Alice, unlike Edward, was so excited for the wedding. It was like she and I were the ones getting married. Not Edward and I. I wouldn't mind too much. Alice was pretty hot..

In a dead, straight kind of way.

I wouldn't mind being married to Alice. I'm sure she would be a caring wife. I'm sure we'd lead a happy life.

Hey. What do you know? Maybe I was nervous for the wedding.

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"So. You're getting married." Charlie said one morning. We were eating soggy cereal that tasted like dirt. This was because I wanted Charlie to get used to making his own food for once. Fail.

"Yeah."

"Can I ask why?"

"Because Edward won't put out until we do." I told him. Ooops.

"So this is what it's all about?" Charlie asked me, his nostrils flaring.

My eye started twitching so much that I couldn't reply.

"I'll *twitch* go *twitch* now." I told him. I ran up to my room. I forgot to tell my mom I was getting married. So I e-mailed her.

Hi mom!
It's me Bella. You know, your daughter. I just wanted to tell you I'm getting married to a dead guy sometime this week. K bye.

After this, being the awkward boring person that I was, I fell asleep.