Geez. I've been hearing a lot of complaints about how I wrote Mickey's, Donald's, and Goofy's surveys. Can't you guys just read these kind of fanfics and enjoy them? I don't know every single event in Mickey's and Donalds' lives, you know! God...

And btw DisneyPrincess- Actually, yes, I WOULD mind. All it did was give me the impression that more people read this fanfic. If you wanted to take the survey, then just post it on Facebook or MySpace! And also, btw, incest is when you're in love with your relative. If Max and Goofy were in love with each other, that would be incest.

General:

Name: Maximillian Goof

Nickname(s): Max, Maxie (my least favorite), Max-man, Mad Max, Maxi-mum, Max-a-million, Son, Goof

Preferred Name: Max

Birthday: September 7th

Age: 19

Occupation: Parking valet at the House of Mouse (Which, contrary to some people's beliefs (-cough-DONALD DUCK-cough-) I DID NOT get this job because of my dad. I got that job because I wanted it!)

Hometown: Spoonerville

Personal:

Orientation: Straight as a pole

Marital status: single :(

Are you a virgin?: No (And I REALLY hope my dad doesn't read this...o.o)

Family: Just me and my dad

Friends: Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Horace, Clarabelle, Clara, PJ, Bobby...

BEST Friend(s): PJ and Bobby

Pets: Well, let's see...I had a pet cat named Waffles, but I can't remember what happened to him. Died, probably. And I had a pet raccoon, and a pet dragon named Bubbles. Sigh...good times...

Enemies: Bradley Uppercrust III (I call him Trippycrust. XD Get it? 'Cause he's the third male in his family to be named Bradley? LOL) and Pete (aka Fatass)

Favorite...:

Food: Pizza

Drink: Soda

Color: I dunno...blue?

Holiday: Christmas

Movie: Any Mutilator movie

TV Show: GLEE!

Book: I don't read much except for school.

Song: Stand Out by Powerline

Restaurant: Behemoth Burger

Vacation Spot: LA

Animal: Um...I dunno. I like all animals!

Place you've visited: I can't decide...

Thing to do: Skateboard!

Weapon: Guns? I dunno...

Least Favorite...:

Food: That tasteless aerosol cheese Bobby always eats.

Drink: Alcohol. I tried it, and couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for days!

Color: Gray

Holiday: Valentines Day

Movie: Any chick flick

TV Show: Chuck

Book: Any school textbook

Song: Anything that my dad listens to.

Restaurant: White Castle

Vacation Spot: Lestor's Possum Park (gag)

Animal: Sharks

Place you've visited: Lestor's Possum Park

Thing to do: homework

Weapon: Remote controlled rockets/bombs

Have you ever...:

Committed a crime: Yes

Killed someone: No, but I planned to...

Been kidnapped: Yep. Twice. And I was almost kidnapped a third time.

Held hostage: Yep. Two weeks in a row. I should go as Kim Bauer or Lana Lang for Halloween! _

Been sexually abused/assaulted: No

Punched someone: Yep.

Kidnapped someone else: No

Held someone hostage: Nope

Been Punched: No. They're too afraid to. NO ONE wants to see my dad pissed. No one.

Lied: Yes

Been lied to: Yes

Been compromised: No

Rescued someone: Yep. Saved my dad's ass a few times.

Been rescued: Yes

Been involved in a threesome: YES! OMG BEST. NIGHT. EVER! (...Don't tell my dad...)

Been raped: No

Raped someone else: No. After seeing that one episode of Grey's Anatomy, I'm too afraid to...

Been to jail: Nope!

Experienced an emotional sickness (Such as Post Traumatic Stress Disorder): Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Don't even get me started...

Avenged someone you've lost: No

Lost someone close to you: My mom. She died when I was a baby. And I almost lost my dad a few times, too.

Gotten lost: No

Contemplated suicide: Nope

Cried during a movie: No

Been traumatized: Waaaaaayyyyy too many times...o.o (Actually, Pete and my dad were the cause of most of my trauma...)

Been in a dangerous situation: Well, let's see: I almost got into several car accidents, been kidnapped, held hostage, almost fell off the roof of my house, almost got run over, almost got kidnapped a third time, been chased by bigfoot, been chased by a bear, been down a raging river and over a waterfall- OH MY GOD, I just realized why my dad's so overprotective of me! 0_o

Entered a talent show: Yes, I have

Won the lottery: No

Been hospitalized: Yes

Been scared: yes.

Dressed in drag: Yep. When PJ and I tried to sneak into a burger joint that banned middle-schoolers from eating there. Man, we had some crazy times in Middle School!

This or That:

Pepsi or Coke: Coke

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

Cake or Apple: Cake

Paper or Plastic: Plastic

Rain or Snow: Snow

To-MAH-to or to-MAY-to: To-MAY-to

Hamburger or Hot Dog: Both

Musical or Monologue: Monologue

Plane or Road Trip: Plane

Soup or Salad: Soup

Fries or Biscuits: EXTRA OLIVE DONUT! XD ...Fries

Bath or shower: Shower

Republican or Democrat: Republican

Who/What/Where/When/Why:

Who is your role model?: Powerline NO WAIT, Tony Hawk!

Who would you kill for food if stuck on a deserted island?: Either Clarabelle or Donald, since they're the most edible.

What would you do for a klondike bar?: Sell my dad down a river. :P I kid, I kid...probably overpay.

What would you do if someone held your loved one hostage and will kill them if you don't help them detonate a nuclear bomb?: Well, I'd be royally pissed, for one thing...I'd go along with it, dropping hints to my friends, and possibly switch the bomb with a smoke bomb. THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!

When was your first kiss?: When I was 15.

What would you do if pie ruled the world?: Kill myself...

Where would you go if all of your friends and family turn against you: Somewhere I can start over. Or at least try to fix my mistakes...

What was the scariest thing that ever happened to you?: Oh...wow. Where do I start? Probably my dad falling over a waterfall. I wasn't sure if I'd be able to save him. I honestly don't know what I'd do without him, despite his goofiness and embarrassment.

Why did you take this survey?: I thought it'd be fun

What is the meaning of life?: Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness! Oh, you were talking about MY life? Hmmmm...Roxanne...

What is your deepest darkest secret?: I almost filed for emancipation. (And this isn't really a DEEP DARK secret, but I REALLY hate Pete. He has caused so much drama and trauma, and almost killed me and my dad on several occasions!)

Where do babies come from?: Sex

What is the most ironic thing that ever happened to you?: Roxanne came to the House of Mouse for a date with me, and I told the staff to keep my dad away, because I was afraid he'd embarrass me, but it turns out that the staff were even more embarrassing than my dad!

What is your biggest fear: That I'll turn out like my dad.

What is the most exciting thing that ever happened to you?: I BEAT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING GAMMAS IN THE X-GAMES! ;D

What was your most embarrassing moment?: When my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tacky 1970s outfit complete with an afro

What are your thoughts on...

Premarital sex: Fine as long as you use a condom

Drugs: Are bad

Alcohol: Is not as great as people make it out to be

Smoking: Great way to damage your lungs and get lung cancer

Global Warming: Is a big fat lie (like Pete)

Homosexuality: Is okay, but...well, you'd probably get aids...

Racism: Is stupid

Incest: Well, I had a crush on my cousin Debbie when I was younger. What does that tell you? ;)

Would you...:

Kill someone in self-defense?: Yep

Kill someone to protect your loved one?: Probably not. I'd just knock 'em out.

Fight even while sick or seriously injured?: Yes

Sell your soul to protect your loved one?: Yes

Give life-lessons to little ones?: Yes

Avenge someone close to you?: Probably

Right now...:

What are you listening to?: Powerline's Christmas album

What are you wearing?: A red shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers

What are you eating?: Nothing

What is the closest item near you?: A picture of Roxanne

What is the first thing you see that's red: The blood coming out of your nose. Haha just kidding. My shirt

What are you thinking about: Getting therapy.

LOL Well, what do you think? Now that I think of it, Max is more emo than I thought! XD