"Is this thing on? Yes? No? Maybe?" A blonde girl wearing a black cloak looks around, holding a stack of papers in her hands. "Leixand, is this thing working?"

"Seems to be," a second black-cloaked person replies. The girl hastily flips through her papers, embarrassed.

"Um, well! Welcome to yet another Kingdom Hearts Truth or Dare, hosted by me, Teixak, and my ...friend, Leixand. We got inspired- well, I got inspired- by The Gamer Dude's story- hi there, Xenik and Trixikan!- and decided to try one out. Thing is, most of the ones I've seen are in script format.. Come on! It's always funnier in paragraph format! You gets lots more detail of Riku getting drunk, or Sora eating his pants, or Axel confessing his love to Roxas... Ooh, yaoi..." Teixak stares off into blank space for a few moments. Leixand materializes a glowing blue staff and whacks her with it, knocking the other Nobody out of her daydream. "Damnit, just when it was getting good! ..Aw, fine. Alright, we have a few rules:

"No super-explict stuff! Yaoi is fine, hot [censored] is... fine, I guess (offscreen, at least), but DON'T MAKE US SHOW IT!" Teixak stomps her foot to emphasize her point.

"Character torture is fun sometimes, but no outright maiming and/or killing Sora, Riku, Roxas, and Kairi." Leixand chimes in.

"Ooor we could do that anyways and have them beat the #$! out of us for it," Teixak suggests with a shrug. "B-but no killing Roxas! He's my favorite!"

"If you're suggesting a truth or a dare- why do I have a feeling that this is mostly gonna be dares?- that includes a pairing, expect it to be mocked if it's not something I support or is just plain silly! Like, if you dare Roxas to grope Kairi, expect her to punch him in the face or something."

"I thought you said no hurting or killing Roxas?"

"Comedy, Leix, comedy!" Teixak wags a finger.

"Don't expect good characterization, either," Leixand admits. "Teixak hasn't played a single Kingdom Hearts game, but I'll be here to help her out."

"Y-you didn't have to tell them that!" She cries. "I- I'm good enough! ...Chain of Memories is hard."

"SO PLEASE REVIEW!" Both shout. "Because otherwise, we'll be going nowhere," Teixak adds. "And that's not fun for anyone!"

"Teixak'll probably get a chapter out whenever she feels like it or when she gets enough reviews," Leixand says with a shrug. "..Unless she gives herself carpal tunnel or something."

"Writing this stuff is harder than it looks!" she pouts. "So if it's a huuuuuge buncha dares, it might take a while anyways. Sorry!"

"See you next chapter!"