I've always found warhammer pics like "Flak armor: because protection is for pussies." Hilarious and I've had several ideas but no idea how to make them. I figured I'd make a one-shot showing some of my ideas. If people like it I'll make more chapters.

Power fist:

The best way to shoot a bird

Eldar:

We're the reason slaneesh is alive yet we think ourselves above all others. We seen no problem about this whatsoever.

Daemonic assault:

This'll hurt us more than it'll hurt you.

Drop pods:

The good daemonic assault.

Bloodletters:

2 of us are capable are capable of killing your most elite units single handedly. And you thought necrons were broken.

Chainswords:

Leather face would be proud.

Flesh hounds

I can smell your fear!

Flamers of tzeentch

Stop drop and roll.

Abbadon

14th times the charm

Dark Eldar

Taking fetishes to a whole new level

Necrons

techno is now an official language

Dark Angels

Can you keep a secret?

Horrors

Only real men wear pink

Noise marines

WHAAAAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Fenris wolves

The twilight wolves on steroids.

Khorne juggernaut

It gives you wings!

Tervagons

No women can ever complain about childbirth again

I have a lot more but I'll save it for if anyone actually likes this.