I've always found warhammer pics like "Flak armor: because protection is for pussies." Hilarious and I've had several ideas but no idea how to make them. I figured I'd make a one-shot showing some of my ideas. If people like it I'll make more chapters.
Power fist:
The best way to shoot a bird
Eldar:
We're the reason slaneesh is alive yet we think ourselves above all others. We seen no problem about this whatsoever.
Daemonic assault:
This'll hurt us more than it'll hurt you.
Drop pods:
The good daemonic assault.
Bloodletters:
2 of us are capable are capable of killing your most elite units single handedly. And you thought necrons were broken.
Chainswords:
Leather face would be proud.
Flesh hounds
I can smell your fear!
Flamers of tzeentch
Stop drop and roll.
Abbadon
14th times the charm
Dark Eldar
Taking fetishes to a whole new level
Necrons
techno is now an official language
Dark Angels
Can you keep a secret?
Horrors
Only real men wear pink
Noise marines
WHAAAAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Fenris wolves
The twilight wolves on steroids.
Khorne juggernaut
It gives you wings!
Tervagons
No women can ever complain about childbirth again
I have a lot more but I'll save it for if anyone actually likes this.