A/N: Been bored lately, so I whipped up a little one shot. Yes. One shots help me get through the days.

Hope you enjoy!

"Hi. I'm Hoagie."

"What's that?"

"A hand. You're suppose to shake it."

"I ain't touching your hand."

"Why not?"

"I don't know where it's been."

"Here. I'll sanitize it. There! Now you can shake my hand."

"Why do I gotta shake your hand?"

"Because it's the formal thing to do when you meet someone."

"Well, I ain't formal. Abby don't do that kinda stuff."

"Ooh. You said your name. Now shake my hand and we can introduce each other properly."

"Nuh uh. I am not touching your hand. I got no idea where it's been."

"But I just sanitized it. You saw me do it."

"I saw nothing. Abby still ain't shaking yo hand."

"But why not?"

"She already told you."

"That makes no sense whatsoever."

"Yeah it does. I am not getting yo germs because I touched yo hand."

"But I cleaned it with this sanitizer right in front of your face. I just want to formally meet you!"

"You don't know my name. So I'm not gonna meet you."

"But you did say your name. It's Abby. Now just take my hand and shake it, then we can officially meet each other."

"I never said my name and Abby don't touch people she don't know."

"You just said your name there. And you can't know people if you don't meet them, and you can't meet them unless you shake hands."

"Who are you?"

"Would you like to find out?"

"Then we'd have to shake hands."

"Well, then shake my hand and we would have officially met."

"But I've told you like a million times. I. Don't. Touch. People. I. Don't. Know."

"Then why don't you shake my hand and get to know me! ?"

"Abby's already told you that she don't know where your hand has been."

"What? Ugh! This is pointless."

"Hey. Where yah going?"

"To find someone to shake my hand."

"Wait! Hi. I'm Abby."

"Uh…What's that?"

"A hand. Now shake it and we can meet."

"But I don't know where your hand has been."

"Why you little-"

"Okay! Okay! Hi. I'm Hoagie."

"Ahhhhh! What the? You shocked me... with a buzzer!"

"I told you not to shake my hand."

"No you didn't. You told me TO shake yo hand. And that's not even the same hand. You tricked me! You are so gonna pay."

"No! Ahh! I'm sorry! I just wanted to meet you!"

"Oh, you can meet my hat. Now come back here!"

"Stop! Help! I won't do it again!"

"Oh Abby knows you won't, because she's gonna kill yah! Now come back here you little sneak!"

"Abby, I'm sorry! Please stop!"

"I wish I've never met you!"

"Ditto to that! Ahhhh!"

"Come back here!"

A/N: This was so much fun to write. I got it up in my head one day and just had to write it down.

I hope you guys liked it too and review it. Now…adios amigos! ^.^