Mind Fuck
Chapter 3
~... The Next Morning...~
"Wh-what? You're trying to say that Agito has a drug problem?" Mikan yelled over the table, finding this news to be completely absurd. "Don't be stupid idiot!"
"Bu-but it's true! You should've seen how stoned he looked! Right Kazu?" Ikki whined defensively, looking to his friend to back him up.
"Yeah! I mean it was really freaky! All of a sudden marks began to show up all over him and he looked so far gone! He wasn't even seeing anything anymore! Glossy eyes!" Kazu replied using his index fingers and thumbs to widen his eyes out to illustrate.
"What? This is serious! We must host an intervention!" Buccha yelled standing up from his spot at the table, chopsticks still in his hand. "By the way Rika-Chan, yummy breakfast."
"You guys are being idiots, no wonder Akito/Agito would want some time away from you guys, if only for a night." Snorted Mikan in annoyance.
"Oh yeah? Well follow us to the hotel and we'll show you! It's still early, he's probably still sleeping!" Kazu yelled, desperate to prove they hadn't gone crazy.
"Wait." Ikki interupted. "Two times. Come with us when he sneaks out. We'll confirm it two more times! You'll have to believe us then right?"
Kazu looked curiously at Ikki for a moment. "Why two- oh never mind, I get it! If we see it twice none of us can say we're crazy!" Kazu looked accomplished.
Buccha nodded. "So next time he goes out for a night?"
"Hmmm, I guess I am a little curious as to where that little guy goes. Fine I'll go along." Mikan replied.
Ume soon walked in, having already heard the whole thing. "I'm in." She stated with a strange glint in her eyes. No objections for shit, she was going. Ume had her own suspicions on how he got those marks.
"It's settled then! Everyone keep close watch of the little guy. He could sneak off at any time..." Ikki concluded with a nod.
Just then the door opened and a sleepy looking Akito walked in yawning, "O-ohayou mina-san..." Akito rubbed his eyes, not noticing the scrutiny as he continued to his room and closed the door quietly.
The whole group was watching Akito suspiciously as he made his way to his room. "Y'know, I think you may actually be onto something Ikki..." Mikan mumbled grudgingly.
"Poor Akito-kun has to suffer for Agito's weakness." Buccha replied, spooning a bowl of rice into his mouth.
"See? See? We told you!" Kazu exclaimed excitedly. "We aren't crazy!"
The group carefully followed Akito/Agito the next two times and just as Kazu and Ikki explained, there lay Agito looking completely stoned-from their perspective. They watched in horror as the marks appeared each time. Unknown to them- it had been Agito sneaking off recently simply because it was faster if he just used his A-T's to get there.
The next morning the gang kidnapped the still sleeping Agito and dragged him to the Kogorasumaru base. They tied him tightly in a chair and waited for the unsuspecting, apparent druggie to wake up.
Akito yawned. Suddenly he wasn't in the warm sheets of the hotel anymore. He was sitting up and it kinda felt like there was something tied around him. Akito opened his bleary eyes, not exactly registering what was in front of him. "O-ohayou mina-san..." The boy whispered with another yawn.
"Ohayou Akito-kun. " Ume greeted with a wave.
"W-what's going on, why are we at base and... Why am I shirtless?" Akito asked, looking down.
"Uh, well, you see Akito..." Buccha tried, looking at Ikki for help as Kazu stood there with a severe look.
Ikki walked over and put a hand on either side of Akito's shoulders. "Akito. We know already. You don't have to cover for Agito okay. We just wanna help."
Fortunately for them-or perhaps unfortunately- Agito was still peacefully sleeping within their mind.
"Wh-wh-wh-what are you talking about Ikki? I have absolutely no clue..." Akito tried to look aloof as he looked anywhere that wasn't at the group in front of him.
"It's okay kid, you don't have to cover for that jackass that does so many inconsiderate things to hurt you." Mikan replied with a shrug.
"Admit your feelings Aki-Kun." Ume added as Buccha and Kazu nodded in agreement.
"Don't be like that Akito. I know he's like your other self or whatever but you can't just let him do this. To himself or to you. It's just not right." Ikki replied.
Akito's eyes began to redden as tears began to well up. "What's not right! That we care about each other?" Akito yelled, a mixture of anger and sadness.
"N-no, I mean... Aww shit, I'm no good at this, Ume you try..." Mikan replied, looking awkward.
"Aki-kun, it's not that. It's the fact that he's hurting you to get what he wants. We don't want to see him abuse you and the body you share." Ume explained, laying a hand on his shoulder as well.
"What if I'm letting him? What if it's not him that's doing it?" Akito yelled back.
"Y-you mean, you're the one? B-but before! We saw that it was Agito who was in control of your body last and that he was the one that lays there and has the marks come up!" Kazu remarked.
"Y-you mean you saw?" Akito asked, clearly panicking.
"You betcha we saw kiddo, we saw as Agito got all stoned and the marks appeared one by one." Mikan replied, watching as Akito's face flushed red like a cherry.
Agito slowly awoke amidst the depths of their mind. Slowly realizing the situation through Akito's eyes, he turned to the panicked boy with a yawn. 'the fuck are those idiots doing? What the fuck are they harassing you for?
They found out, I don't know how but Aggie! They found out! Akito cried as the others waited for an answer.
Agito's eye twitched in irritation. Fucking idiots. Lemmie Kill em.'
B-b-b-but Aggie... My arms are tied! I can't switch! I think they want me to confess, before you come out! Akito replied, wincing away from the other people in real life.
Tell them to switch it then. Fuck. I swear to god I'll fucking kill those stupid bastards!
"A-Agito wants to switch..." Akito told them, his voice quavering.
Ume looked over to Ikki for confirmation before switching the eye-patch.
Agito glared fiercely at them for a few seconds before speaking. "What the fuck is wrong with you? You stupid fucking bastards! I swear to God I'll kill you all!"
"Now now Agito, calm down." Ikki replied calmly, feeling more confident knowing Agito was tied up and couldn't do anything. "We just wanna help. Drugs are a serious thing. I don't know what you're takin' but it's gunna cause some serious damage if you don't stop. We're just concerned, ya know?"
Agito's face went blank the minute the word "drugs" hit his ears. If he wasn't so pissed off he'd have laughed hysterically. "Drugs? Are you...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Where the fuck do you get a stupid idea like that? Fuck. The only one on drugs here is you ya stupid dumbass crow!"
D-drugs? Akito asked, a sigh of relief leaving him. S-so he really doesn't know? Oh, I thought they knew for a minute there!
"Ikki's right Agito. I mean think about Akito. He's affected by this too." Mikan lectured.
"Yeah, man it ain't cool dragging a kid like him under with you." Buccha added.
"You better stop it Agito, I swear..." Kazu replied, remembering the incident where he buried Agito in the ground up to his chin because he thought he was betraying them.
Ume stayed quiet, observing, trying to see if her hunch was right. So far it was leaning her way.
"Are you stupid? Fuck. I told you, you're the ones on fucking drugs! God, does privacy mean nothing to you people? Fuck. What, did you follow me around? What I do with MY time is none of your damn fucking business. And Akito is perfectly fine! Fuck. Stupid dumbasses."
"Agito, come on man we saw. It's over already. I know a stoned face when I see one." Ikki replied insistently.
"Fuck. Obviously not. Wait. What the fuck do you think you saw?"
"We saw you get into the hotel room, but we waited around ten minutes so that you didn't see us, and when we pried the door open you were laying there completely zoned out! And since you took your shirt off, we saw marks begin to appear, scabs and bruises and shit." Mikan replied poking one of the scabs on Agito's shoulder.
"Y-yeah! Me and Ikki thought it was strange that you just randomly up and left like that a few weeks ago in the middle of folding laundry! So we followed you to see what was going on, we had to tell everyone. This is serious!" Kazu told him, holding an odd pose and pointing an accusatory finger at Agito.
"You fucking idiots! Are you all retarded? I'm not on any fucking drugs! Don't even get me started on why the fuck you'd have the audacity to follow me to begin with. Fuck. Do you really think I'd do something so stupid. You dumbass, like I'd do anything to this body without Akito's consent."
"If it isn't drugs then how do you explain it?" Ikki asked accusingly, pointing to another mark on Agito's shoulder.
Agito stayed silent for a few minutes. He looked away stubbornly. That wasn't something he was about to admit to them. "It's none of your fucking business. Leave us alone. Our time is our time. Fuck."
"N-no! I mean, we need our Bloody Road King in peak condition, but here you are covered in bruises and cuts! Shit like this doesn't randomly appear when you will it to!" Kazu replied, obviously angry.
Agito sighed and dropped his head down in frustration. "No, fuck, it appears when the other 'wills' it to...so-to-speak. Stop fucking worrying over nothing. We know our bodies limit. Fuck. A few scratches aren't about to slow me down at all."
Ume smiled slightly. "So, what you're saying, Agito, is that these marks appear because of Akito, or if Akito is the one in control then it's you." Ume motioned to the marks, "Then they appear on the body too?"
Yes! Ume-Chan is so smart! Akito yelled excitedly in his and Agito's mind.
"Fuck. Something like that yeah." Agito replied in a low and irritated tone.
"And you wouldn't ever hurt Aki-kun, right? Or was I wrong about your explosive anger? Did you strike out at him?" Ume asked, hiding her smirk; he'd fall for her taunt.
What? No, never! Aggie would never, ever, in a million years hurt me!
"What are you getting at?" Kazu asked only to be quickly shushed by Mikan.
"Don't be stupid. Fuck. I already told you, I wouldn't do anything like that to Akito. I'll have you know that these are his doing as of recently. Fuck. This is stupid."
"Then those can't be bruises. I deduce, that those are hickeys and the scabs are love bites. These two have been doing naughty things in their mind!" Ume announced proudly with an accusatory finger pointed at Agito.
"Wh-WHAT?" Kazu screamed disbelievingly.
Buccha dropped the bags of snacks he had in his arms, Mikan began laughing like crazy and Ikki nearly fell over at the absurd accusation.
Agito kept his head down, trying to hide the embarrassment.
"I-it's true..." Kazu stated, still not fully believing the statement as he saw Agito's head dropped in shame... or embarrassment.
"...That's...Not...Psychologically healthy..." Buccha managed to get out, looking oddly at Agito.
"AHAHAHA I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING STRANGE WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP!" Mikan shouted gleefully.
"W-wait!" Kazu yelled sudenly. "Wh-where's the proof?"
"I'll show you the proof..." Ume replied coolly. "Aki-Kun, if you can hear me can you do something like a red line on Agito's chest for me?"
Akito... Agito growled warningly. Though, there wasn't much he could do about it. It was that or have them think it substance abuse.
"Well?" Kazu questioned, relief spreading feeling back into the boy. "Where's your proof Ume-Chan?"
Agito...? Akito called to the thinking sadist.
"Aki-kun, I know you can hear me, or is Agito preventing you from doing anything?" Ume called, her eyes examining every part of Agito's body. A little imprint here, a little mark there that just randomly appeared, something, anything.
"Screw you all. Fuck." Agito sighed inwardly at Akito. Do what you want.
D-d-demo...I don't know what to do...If I don't do anything they'll think you're doing drugs...if I do anything, they'll know...Agito... Akito called in uncertainty, tears threatening to fall over again.
Just...do something Akito. Fuck. These idiots aren't about to give up.
U-un... Akito nodded and kissed Agito's shoulder before scratching a small 'hi' to them. When he was finished he kissed the letters, worried that he'd hurt Agito.
I don't think it was necessary to kiss me Akito... Agito replied. It's not that he cared or that the others could see, he was simply in a foul mood now.
I know. Akito replied simply watching the reactions of the group.
"Y-you're shittin me..." Kazu mumbled, clearly horrified.
"This... Ain't... Normal..." Buccha replied as he fell back with a loud boom.
"Well, well, well, I guess now we know why Agito ain't interested in anyone." Mikan replied with a smirk.
"Case and point." Ume concluded, looking accomplished.
Ikki just backed up next to his teammates in horror, slightly disturbed to say the least.
"Shut-up! I don't wanna hear a fuckin' word. Fuckin' idiots. Stop following me around. Fuck. Perverts." Agito shouted, lifting his head back up.
"P-perverts? Us? You're the one with poor Akito. That boy's probably all traumatized!" Kazu replied, surprised, angry, and disturbed all at once.
No I'm not! Don't speak as if you know about everything Kazu! Akito yelled, despite being in there minds. He was both angry and upset.
"Fuck you. Poor Akito my ass! What part of 'AKITO made these marks' don't you understand? Fuck. There's nothing perverse about it. Fucking idiot. Leave us alone! Fuck. Why am I still tied up anyway? Let me go already! Fuck."
Buccha slowly slipped away, scared for his arms lest they be bitten off. Kazu hid behind Buccha, Ikki soon following and hiding behind Kazu.
"Just shut up and leave them alone. Maybe their type of love is just something we can't understand... or something like that... Man, I'm going home." Mikan replied, rubbing the back of her head. "You keep harrassing them and..." She added, holding up a fist as she shot the group of males a glare.
"Babies..." Ume replied as she began to untie Agito. As she was doing so she whispered to the shark, "Ne, Aggie-kun, if you want I can wipe their memories of this incident... For a price."
"Fuck you!" Agito cursed at the young girl. He stood up as the ropes loosened and walked over to his trembling comrades, holding out a hand. "My shirt and my AT's. I trust you weren't so stupid as to leave them at the hotel."
Ikki wearily pointed to the corner of the room. It was fortunate for them that they hadn't been that stupid, or Agito might have actually killed them.
Walking over to his things, Agito wasted no time in putting on his shirt and his blades before approaching his comrades once again with a glare that was almost terrifying enough to send them all to their graves without any physical contact. "Fuck. Next time you dumbasses think I've got something to hide, try asking me directly before you jump to ridiculous conclusions."
B-b-b-b-but Aggie, Ume-Chan just said she could wipe their memories of them finding out about us! Akito replied as Agito strapped on his AT's and jumped out the window.
"Whatever. Fuck. Even if such a method exists wouldn't it just result in going through this all over again? There's no such thing as privacy with those idiots apparently. At least now they might leave us alone. Fuck. It's not like I want them to know but it doesn't matter now. It's their own funeral if they dare open their fucking mouths abut it. I'll kill them."
Yeah... Akito replied sitting down on the mental floor and pulling his knees up, hugging them. Somehow the position was very familiar. Oh, right, it was a position Akito used frequently when he was in the cage that Kaito stuffed them into.
"This is too strange, I'll never look at those two the same ever again." Kazu replied, letting out a sigh of relief as Agito left.
"Yeah, neither will I... I mean doing those things with yourself? It sounds like masturbation, but its not!" Buccha replied, his eyes tearing up with horror as an image of Akito and Agito together formed.
"Don't create such horrible imagery!" Ikki whined, fully disturbed.
"Yeah, Buccha! God!" Kazu yelled trying to sheild his eyes from the image.
"S-sorry, I can't help it, it just randomly popped up!" Buccha yelled trying to dissipate the image with big busted women in bathing suits.
Ikki sighed. "Hope we didn't piss him off too much though, he looked ready to kill us."
Kazu and Buccha nodded. "Well, you wouldn't want anyone finding about an embarrassing and private secret such as that would you?"
"Hell no! I wouldn't want anyone to find out about my embarrassing grandma forget something this big!" Kazu yelled.
Ikki laughed. "Ahahaha~ Yeah, your grandma's weird." he teased.
"I propose that we go hunt Agito down and apologize." Buccha suggested, ignoring ikki's prior comment.
"Yeah, I guess I do kinda feel bad... I mean first theory was that the guy was a pimp, and then a druggie..." Kazu replied sheepishly.
"Yeah I guess we should." Ikki agreed.
The three of them nodded and jumped out the window, heading in the direction Agito took off in.
Agito stopped and sat down on a bench along the sidewalk. Inwardly, Agito walked up to Akito, arms folded. Oi, don't look so beaten up. Fuck. he stated before sitting down casually next to him. Whatever. We'll deal with it, right? Fucking annoying though. he added with a sigh.
Akito looked up and smiled at his other self. He nodded, resting his chin on his knees.
Agito leaned over sideways until he was resting against Akito.
"Should we split up?" Kazu asked just as Buccha spotted Agito in a nearby park. "Or not..." They landed quietly and began to walk toward Agito, who had a strange faraway look on his face.
"Wait a minute, isn't that face...The same face when he was-?" Buccha asked, alarmed.
"What?" Kazu yelled, confirming it for himself.
"Eh? I-i-in public?" Ikki shouted, equally horrified.
"That guy has the audacity to-" Kazu began, Buccha cutting him off.
"What if he's just talking to Akito. No doubt Akito's probably bawling his eyes out or something." he reasoned, though he didn't believe it much himself.
"I..don't want to know..." Ikki muttered. "Should we even bother now?"
"Maybe later... I mean we did wake them up..." Kazu shuddered as he listed off the things they had done to make Agito mad. "We woke up an AB blood type- well kidnapped them when they were sleeping...we exposed their secret, and we probably made Akito cry...That in itself is enough for him to kill us horribly."
Buccha shuddered. "Maybe we should wait."
Ikki simply nodded in agreance.
What if they don't treat me the same Aggie? I don't want them to think we're weirder then we are. Akito stated as he releived his worry to Agito.
Agito lifted his head to look at the boy. "Fuck. Don't get so worked up about it. I don't think you have anything to worry about. They're more likely to give me a hard time. It's not like you can expect them to understand us anyway, right? Fuck, what a morning."
I didn't want this to happen Aggie, I'm sorry...Akito mumbled, enjoying the feeling of Agito's head on his.
"Che. Don't be. Fuck. It's fine." Just then Agito noticed his teammates not too far off in the corner of his eye. Snapping back into reality for a minute he turned his head and glared at them. "Oi! What the fuck you think your staring at?"
"Er...nothing...~" Ikki replied a bit nervously. They'd been spotted.
"We're gonna get killed..." Kazu whispered under his breath.
"I'm too young to die. I haven't tasted all the types of food in the world yet!" Buccha replied in a panic.
"Do I have to fucking bash your heads in? Get lost. Fuck. Or do you have something to say to me? Then say it already. Stop sneaking around. Fuck, and you think I'm suspicious."
Kazu, Bacchu, and Ikki stood up stiffly, bowing at the waist to Agito. "WE APOLOGIZE!" the three of them yelled in stereo.
They apologized... What a surprise Aggie! Akito exclaimed brightly.
Agito Sat up and stared at the three of them, blinking his eyes in shock. "Er...yeah well...Think before you accuse someone of something next time. Fuck." he replied, which in Agito's vocabulary, was the closest thing to "You're forgivin."
"Th-thank you Agito-sama!" Kazu yelled falling at his feet. Buccha nodded and stepped away from the idiots bowing at Agito's feet.
"-sama?" Agito questioned, raising an eyebrow at the idiots before him. "Fuck. Seriously. You thought I was on drugs. Whatever."
Inside their mind Akito giggled at the whole display in front of them. Ah, you sillies... Besides I owe you a steak don't I?
Kazu sat up laughing idiotically, rubbing the back of his head.
"Yeah. You do." Agito replied, mistakingly speaking out loud as well.
"Huh? Do what?" Ikki questioned.
"Hmn? Er...Fuck. I wasn't talking to you." Agito replied, realizing the mistake.
"Oh... Akito right?" Kazu asked as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, which it was.
For lunch or dinner? Akito asked already making plans in his head.
Doesn't matter. he replied, just satisfied by the idea of getting steak. "Yeah." he replied outloud, facing Kazu with a smirk. "It seems I get steak tonight. Heh." With that, he began to walk away from the three boys.
"Wait by steak does he mean... Steak?" Kazu asked another image of Akito and Agito together popping up and horrifying the two boys. "AHH TAKE IT AWAY!"
"Oooooh, Akito's steak sounds good..." Buccha noted, oblivious to the innuendo.
"Steak as in the food you fucking dumbass!" Agito turned to shout at them.
Well, if you want my 'steak' Agito~~~ Akito replied hugging his other self from behind, kissing him on the cheek.
Agito's eye twitched in irritation. Fuck. Don't you start with me.
Akito chuckled at his partner and let go, choosing to hold Agito's hand instead. Head toward the supermarket so I can buy your steak, and I'll buy the premium cut for you too. He winked at Agito as he promised the treat.
"See you idiots later." Agito said, taking off on his A-T's and landing at the supermarket. He switched their eye-patch over and left it to Akito to get what he needed. Do what you need to. he said, laying down casually.
Akito hummed happily as he bought the steak and whatever else was needed for it, If you're still tired you should take a nap before dinner... Akito told him, noticing that somehow within all the chaos, time slipped away and it was now three thirty in the afternoon.
Yeah...I think I will. Agito replied, sounding a bit tired. He rolled over on his side and fell into a light sleep
Akito looked over at the dozing 'King' and smiled, sneaking another kiss on the cheek as he headed home on foot. "Tadaimma~!" Akito called as he entered the household. For a few minutes it was silent. What if, because everyone knew, they didn't care about him anymore? What if they kicked him out? Akito sighed slipping into depression as he took his shoes off.
When he looked up, Ume-Chan was standing there with no particular expression on her face, "Okaeri."
Akito looked at her and smiled, tears filling his eyes. Yeah, this was his home now and he had a family. They wouldn't trade him up for a million yen... Hopefully.
Author's notes:
Ah...*bows repeatedly again* Yeah, Zu here. Sorry again for the delay, but finally here is the final chapter of Mind Fuck. School kinda got in the way here heh ^^"
We hope you enjoyed the last chapter of Mind Fuck. We thank you for putting u with how absurdly crack this fic is but at the very least, we hope it made you laugh and maybe offered some sense of entertainment.
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